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Jimmy Kimmel has a lot of fun with The Bachelor on his very own ABC network. His latest spoof of the hit show? A faux cure for the Bachelor-related blues.

He aired a fake ad for “Rozac,” a medication for “Bachelor-related depression" last night, and after The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 8, Renee could use it ...

Kimmel, who is expecting a baby with Molly McNearney, accurately notes that the show features a lot of bawling, especially in Juan Pablo's season.

The clip shows each of the the show’s remaining contestants breaking down while a voiceover asks, “Are you crying in front of millions of strangers?"

"Is it because you’re boyfriend is dating a half dozen other women? Does your self-esteem depend on whether or not he gives you a flower on TV?”

The commercial then introduces “Rozac ... for when you don’t get the rose.”

Who'll be crying after the Fantasy Suite nightmares on tonight's episode: Nikki Ferrell, Andi Dorfman, Clare Crawley ... or even Juan Pablo Galavis himself?!

The Bachelor spoilers shed some light on that ... if you dare to read on! Also, you can peep the promo for Tuesday's train wreck episode, starting in just a few hours ...

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Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici tied the knot Sunday night, and shortly thereafter, were grilled about whether they really waited until then to have sex.

Not just grilled, but put to the ultimate test - a polygraph test - by Jimmy Kimmel.

Seriously. The couple took a lie detector test ahead of their live ABC wedding on Sunday night, and the talk show announced the results on Monday’s show.

So, did they really abstain from sex for their entire 16-month relationship, from their engagement on The Bachelor until they tied the knot last weekend?

Find out in the funny clip from Kimmel's show below ...

Gotta give Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici credit for talking the talk and walking the walk, although we'd have to imagine they're glad it's finally over.

After seeing her lingerie photo that she posted as a preview of that special experience, we'd also imagine Sean's debut likely wasn't too drawn out.

Such is the life of the born-again virgin newlywed!

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The Baby Bachelor is back for a second, adorable installment!

As we break down The Bachelorette spoilers and await Monday's premiere on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel's cute, late night parody is becoming a viral hit.

The fake show premiered last week, starring Kimmel's nephew Wesley as a love-seeking young fellow who courts and dates 25 female toddlers.

Here's the sophomore episode of The Baby Bachelor:

While the first episode introduced Wesley and his ladies, the second episode brings us the season's group date. Paste is eaten. Tales are tattled.

As the emotionally volatile and desperate girls stoop to new lows in an attempt to stand out from the field, we learn the most important lesson yet:

Nap time is not an excuse to miss the Dinosaur Ceremony.

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Wesley is looking for love.

Sure, he still lives with his parents, and spends most of his free time playing with dinosaur toys, but he's a cutie with a baby face and a heart of gold.

He's also Jimmy Kimmel's nephew. In a spoof of ABC's hit reality dating show, the talk show host decided to make him the first ever Baby Bachelor!

Take a look below:

Wesley looks like a true gentleman, opening doors for the ladies, grabbing hands, even giving one a kiss on the cheek when she’s crying. What a guy.

As for the real show and what we can expect when Desiree Hartsock's journey for love begins May 27, follow the link for The Bachelorette spoilers!

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The Bachelor is a pretty amazing experience for everyone involved.

Discussing his network's hit reality show this week, ABC's Jimmy Kimmel bragged / lamented that he's talked to more Bachelor stars than anyone on the planet.

He said he knows exactly how his interview with Sean Lowe will go before it happens, and that the word "amazing" will be spoken at least 15 times per episode.

Was he right? Watch his "Amazing Counter" in action below:

Will Sean find a truly AMAZING ending to his journey? Read The Bachelor spoilers we've compiled so far for hints as to the outcome of this 17th season.

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ABC's The Bachelor doesn't exactly have a strong track record.

Through 13 seasons, there have been no marriages and only one couple - last season's lovebirds Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney - remain engaged.

Before this week's split by Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado, his partially insane Season Six final rose recipient, there were two. Now it's all on Jason.

Lamenting the sad breakup of Mary and Byron, Jimmy Kimmel didn't sound too hopeful about the upcoming season yielding a happy marriage either.

After all, you've seen who they've got starring on it. That guy's proven to be a real ladies man ... definitely not ready to settle down and tie the knot.

This promo for The Bachelor's new season makes that clear:

Just kidding. Jake Pavelka will be handing out roses, rather than Tiger Woods (he'd probably give out Ambien instead), and the pilot is ready for love.

At least that's what we've been led to believe about Jake, although everything last season of The Bachelorette may have been an act to get this gig.

Maybe the network should make Tiger an offer. With a fourth mistress (still unnamed) rumored to be surfacing, he's inching closer to 25 by the day:

Wishful Thinking

Will you accept this rose ... and take your name off your phone?

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