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A very pregnant Jessica Simpson dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to chat about her new show, Fashion Star, as well as impending motherhood ... in great detail.

The 31-year-old former actress and singer shared that her baby shower had a “Charlotte’s Web” theme including fun activities and munchies like fried Oreos.

As for questions about her soon-to-be-born daughter Maxwell, she said that when the time is right, the amniotic fluid is gonna be off the hook up in there.

“Whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!” J-Simps said.

Lovely. Check out her interview with Jimmy here and after the jump:

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Note to ABC: Can you cancel the Oscars next year and just replace the ceremony with three hours of Jimmy Kimmel Live?

This talk show followed the 84th annual Academy Awards on Sunday night and delivered, oh, about 167 million times the humor.

First, we were introduced to Movie: The Movie. Then, Oprah Winfrey sat down as the featured guest and Kimmel pitched her on numerous ideas for the struggling OWN.

There was Oprah Repos Her Favorite Things, Oprah: After Dark and - because "reading is, like, the most boring thing in the world" according to Jimmy - the best idea of all: Book Club Fight Club. Get an idea of what all these programs might be like in the following, hilarious video.

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The Artist won Best Motion Picture. Pretty good for a movie that's black and white and silent. Which is just the way Kim Kardashian likes her men.

So Jimmy Kimmel joked during his post-Academy Awards telecast last night, as the talk show host both honored the Oscars and also mocked the heck out of the star-studded ceremony.

Never was the latter more apparent than in Kimmel's nine minute trailer for Movie: The Movie, a movie that encapsulates every conceivable Hollywood genre and also features every actor or actress on the planet, from Tom Hanks portraying Robo Lawyer to Gary Oldman as a centaur to Samuel L. Jackson cursing at the snakes of his... soul plane.

Get excited below for the film that features a guy, a girl, a werewolf, an ancient scroll, the world's most dangerous secret agent and the President of the United States.

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Can you tell if a woman has ever flashed someone just by looking at her?

Not a question we pondered before today, admittedly, but Jimmy Kimmel got us thinking about it. The late night host interviewed people on the street and asked them that very question, then polled the audience to see if they could guess right.

The results were mixed in terms of accuracy, but all pretty funny:

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As a follow-up to his infamous YouTube Christmas challenge, in which he asked parents to film their unsuspecting kids opening terrible presents for the holidays for the sake of comedy Jimmy Kimmel has released a new montage of footage.

Because people kept doing this well after Christmas, obviously. Some of the best "gifts":

  • Pickles and broccoli (mmm)
  • A sponge, possibly used
  • Taco seasoning (don't you love tacos?!)
  • Barbie dolls (for guys, two different occasions)
  • A Packers jersey (for a young, passionate female Bears fan)

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It hasn't exactly been a secret, but did Kelsey Grammer admit to cheating on Camille Grammer during a Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance last Wednesday night?

Asked by the host about wife Kayte Walsh and how they met, the actor said the event took place on "a plane to England" in December 2009, about six months before he split from Camille.

"It was very romantic," Kelsey said. "We went out for a coffee several days later and had a magical night in the snow around Christmas time, that was two years ago."

Kimmel followed up the story by saying Grammer's friends should have asked him if Walsh had a reality show because "that's not what you want," clearly a reference to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Camille's bashing of Kelsey on the air.

The actor feigned laughter and the conversation quickly moved on to another topic.

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Jimmy Kimmel has done it again.

As a sequel to his infamous Halloween YouTube challenge, he recently planted another fun idea in his viewers' minds, asking them to film their unsuspecting kids opening terrible presents for the holidays ... all for the sake of comedy.

Some of the best "gifts" included:

  • A hot dog
  • A human bone
  • A half-eaten sandwich
  • Pink ponies (for little boys)

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Kristen Stewart is about to give birth. On screen, that is. To a half-human/half-vampire baby. What was filming this key Breaking Dawn scene like?

“I was so excited, actually,” Stewart told Jimmy Kimmel on Friday about shooting this major Twilight Saga event. “It is so intense, as a normal birth would be, but this is even more so."

The actress - who will also star in Snow White and the Huntsman, a summer blockbuster whose first trailer you can view HERE - was also asked about the honor of having her hands and footprints cemented outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Watch her talk about that and other topics in the two videos below.

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Taylor Lautner has faced down evil vampires and mean werewolves. He's also fought his way through a throng of screaming young women.

But on Jimmy Kimmel Live this week, the actor opened up about the most frightening creature of all: The Twi-Mom.

"There are teenage girls, but we also have separate divisions of fans, maybe even more passionate are Twi-moms," he said, detailing why with this story of a Twi-Mom who told him: "'I am wearing the Team Taylor panties right now. Is there any way I can get them off so you can sign them?' I would have done it, but security was like, there is like no way your panties are coming off, ma'am."

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What would happen if you punked your kids into thinking you ate all of their Halloween candy, then captured their agony and despair on video and put it on YouTube?

Jimmy Kimmel decided to find out, issuing a challenge to parents everywhere last week.

The goal was simple: Tell this lie convincingly to your young ones and tape the results.

The results are hilarious. Kids are the best. Watch the four-minute segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live that resulted from the host's Halloween YouTube challenge:

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