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Maleficent may have marked the biggest opening of Angelina Jolie's career.

But we're already over it.

Sure, the actress is tremendous as this Sleeping Beauty-based villain, but she's nothing compared to 50 Cent taking on the same role.

During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, the rapper teased a new project that “ain’t going to no Redbox.”

He and the host then introduced a trailer for MaleFiftyCent, which features Fiddy taunting Elle Fanning’s Aurora with lines such as "I’ve been shot 9 times, I’m not afraid of no white girl."

Hey, whatever distracts from that 50 Cent first pitch fail, right?

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Jimmy Kimmel often makes us laugh when he turns the camera on everyday pedestrians in Los Angeles, convincing them, for example, that Godzilla is real

But that's nothing compared to the talk show's running segment whose title says it all: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves.

In this edition (the seventh overall), Julia Roberts cracks up over an insult regarding her mouth... Ashton Kutcher isn't amused by a suggestion that he should be hit by a bus... and Matthew McConaughey doesn't understand why anyone would refer to him as a "dick turd."

Others feeling the wrath of Twitter users in the following video include Mindy Kaling, Emma Stone and Sofía Vergara.

We can't get enough of this simple sketch.

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Jimmy Kimmel is having a good week.

The talk show host hilariously grilled Bachelorette Andi Dorfman last night, while also convincing bystanders that Godzilla was real.

And below Kimmel makes fun of Kendall Jenner, specifically Kendall Jenner's teleprompter flub at the Billboard Music Awards Sunday, where the reality star stumbled terribly in her attempt at introducing One Directon.

Watch Kimmel's presentation of The Kendall E-Reader in response and then check out the clip that inspired it:

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The Bachelorette star Andi Dorfman stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night after the season premiere on ABC, and was promptly grilled about its outcome.

Either someone reads The Bachelorette spoilers, or her poker face was not particularly good on the premiere, because Jimmy's picks seemed on point ...

Andi Dorfman on Jimmy Kimmel Live - Sworn In
Andi Dorfman on Jimmy Kimmel Live, talking about The Bachelorette and getting "sworn in."

The beautiful 26-year-old attorney played coy when Kimmel repeatedly asked her if the season ended with an engagement, then tried to guess who wins.

After a "swearing in" ceremony, Jimmy tried his best to find out whether Andi Dorfman is engaged, and proceeded to bombard her with his own predictions.

Jimmy's "hunches" about who makes Andi's hometown dates:

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Godzilla is officially a monster at the box office.

The action movie stomped the competition to the tune of nearly $100 million this weekend, leading to the inevitable confirmation that a Godzilla sequel is already in the works.

But should it be? Considering Godzilla is based on an actual event in 1954 that led to many deaths, should Hollywood really glamorize such a tragedy?

Jimmy Kimmel Live asked this question to a few pedestrians this week. Here is what they said in response:

(NOTE: Godzilla is not real and was never real. But try telling that to those featured in the latest edition of Lie Witness News.)

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Don't worry, readers.

No way does the premise of the following video apply to your mother.

Your mother is clearly a saint. Your mother never did any drugs or slept with anyone except your father. Your mother never swam naked.

But, with Mother's Day on the horizon, Jimmy Kimmel Live tracked down a handful of parents last night and asked them to reveal a number of secret about themselves.

The results were horrifying... to their children. But hilarious to us!

We now adore these moms.

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Some people legitimately can't eat gluten for medical reasons, but Jimmy Kimmel recently discovered this week that lot of people don't eat it because ...

Well, we honestly don't know. In fact, they can't even tell you what gluten is, so if you're waiting for an explanation that has any merit, don't hold your breath.

NOTE: If you're going to swear off of a type of food, you may want to have some grasp of what it is you're eschewing and why. Just an idea, gluten-free citizens:

Gluten, according to the Internet, is composed of the gliadin and glutenin proteins and is responsible for the elasticity of dough. The more you know!

The reason people hate on it? Gluten intolerance is commonly known as celiac disease, which affects one in every 141 people in the United States.

Sounds pretty rough ... if you actually have that. Not if someone in your yoga class told you gluten is bad and you talk about it just to sound trendy.

More classic Kimmel clips after the jump ...

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With Jimmy Fallon busy engaging in lip-syncing battles over on NBC, Jimmy Kimmel stepped up his competitive game yesterday by pitting Julia Roberts against Sally Field.

In TV's first-ever Celebrity Curse-Off!

"We are honored to have both Sally Field and Julia Roberts on the show tonight, and it's also an opportunity to find out which of these incredibly talented women has the foulest mouth," Kimmel said. "Cover your ears, America."

The rules were simple: one actress has five seconds to say a curse word. And then the other must respond with a different curse word of her own.

Who failed to come up with a fresh swear in time? Find out now!

We may never look at Sally Field and Julia Roberts the same way again.

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We've already heard from a number of celebrities when it comes to Donald Sterling.

But Jimmy Kimmel took viewers inside an African-American barbershop last night to gauge reaction from average men on the street in regard to this racist A-Hole.

In a hilarious segment, these men say Sterling's lifetime ban actually isn't enough; discuss how he erred in his handling of his "side chick;" and wonder if one can actually attend racist rehab.

Watch now:

Perhaps the most shocking development in this video: Kimmel actually pays!

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Scandal, known for its fast-paced, wicked-sharp dialogue, crazy good fashion, and jaw-dropping drama, comes across as having quite the polished and professional cast of actors. (Well, aside from that whole Columbus Short arrest thing maybe...)

But that doesn't mean they're always perfect on the first take. And this Scandal blooper reel from Jimmy Kimmel's "Behind the Scandalabra" bit pretty hilariously proves it.

Harrison dances, Mellie has a potty mouth, and then there's Olivia Pope tying penises together. (Andre Johnson's johnson what??)

Oh, and you ABSOLUTELY must see what Huck and Quinn did with a Shake Weight.

Pour yourself a glass (or bottle) of pinot and pop some popcorn and then get ready to laugh with Scandal.

In case you want more, you can watch Scandal online at TV Fanatic to see how beautifully these outtakes were turned into their dramatic realities.

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