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We may need to wait forever for a Mean Girls reunion.

And a Full House remake may or may not ever take place.

But Jimmy Kimmel made the dreams of many viewers come true last night when he and three special guests staged an epic Friends reunion.

The comedian started the segment by saying he had written some fan fiction and then asking Jennifer Aniston to reenact with him… on a version of the sitcom set his crew constructed.

Enter Courteney Cox. Enter Lisa Kudrow. Enter a request for Aniston to don a Rachel wig (denied!). And enter a skit that will go down in the annals of talk show history, one that both pays tribute to Friends and mocks certain aspects of it.

You MUST watch this now:

Ah, memories.

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Well played, Jimmy Kimmel Live.

On last night's edition of this talk show, the host interviewed Kim Kardashian, asking her about Kanye West, the couple's wedding and a lot more.

He also challenged the reality star to a diaper-changing race.

Elsewhere, a correspondent made up lies about Barack Obama in honor of the President's birthday. And, naturally, pedestrians believed each and every one of them.

(NOTE: President Obama would never take Instagram photos in an Oval Office ball pit. Joe Biden, however? Well...)

Relive this edition of Lie Witness News and toggle through many other Jimmy Kimmel Live skits we've loved of late below:

Lie Witness News: Barack Obama Birthday Edition!
Jimmy Kimmel Live makes up stories about Barack Obama for this edition of Lie Witness News. And everyone believes the lies!

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Kim Kardashian appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and wore a VERY low-cut top.

You could see so much Kim Kardashian cleavage in that thing!!!

That fashion statement aside, the reality star actually showed some personality throughout her interview with the host, first discussing her Italian wedding to Kanye West and calling out a certain sister (Khloe Kardashian) for being hungover at it:

Kim was then asked about Kanye's wedding toast. Did it really last for 45 minutes? Did he really only talk about himself?

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Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney welcomed a baby girl two weeks ago, right around the time Kimmel's late night show went on hiatus for two weeks.

Last night, Kimmel returned to live TV, armed with some incredibly cute photos of his new daughter, Jane.

Of course, this being Jimmy Kimmel, the tender moment was punctuated with plenty of hilarious jokes.

"We've been off work for the two last weeks," Kimmel said. "I actually got a lot done. I painted a mirror in my house, I grew this beard...oh, and I had a baby. My wife and I, we made it out of sex."

He went on to share some photos of his pride and joy, giving each shot the snarky treatment that's made him famous. Some highlights:

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Jimmy Kimmel will really need some parenting tips now:

The late night host and wife Molly McNearney welcomed their first child together in California last night, Kimmel's rep has confirmed to multiple outlets.

Kimmel himself then added via Twitter:

"Congratulations to my beautiful and very tough wife Molly on delivering our baby girl this morning. Thanks for all your kind baby wishes - turns out, not ALL tweets are mean!"

Molly McNearney with Jimmy Kimmel

HA! That's a reference to Kimmel's winning, ongoing sketch "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets."

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The U.S. Men's National Team lost to Belgium yesterday, ending their 2014 World Cup run.

How do pretend soccer fans who act as if they're really into this sport feel about the result? And about the American squad in general?

Jimmy Kimmel took to the streets to ask posers this very question, specifically referencing Landon Donovan over and over to gauge their opinion on how the striker is playing... nevermind the fact that he isn't on the team.

Watch their clueless replies now:

LOL, right?

We're guessing many of these people are just tuning in to watch the 15 Hottest World Cup Players - and we don't blame them!

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Once again, Gary Oldman is very sorry.

The actor made headlines this week for defending Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin, telling Playboy that he hates hypocrites and double standards and, come on, everyone has insulted Jews and gays at some point... right?

The Anti-Defamation League promptly blasted Oldman’s his anti-Semitic comments, which included a rant about how Jews "run Hollywood."

Oldman quickly apologized after the interview went public - and then did so again during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday.

"Once I saw it in print, I saw that it was insensitive, pernicious and ill-informed," Oldman told the host. "I am a public figure, I should be an example and inspiration and I am an a--hole.

"I am 56. I should know better. I extend my apology and my love and best wishes to my fan base."

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Jimmy Kimmel is gonna be a dad again.

So this is an exciting time for the talk show host, but also a frightening one.

How does one go about being the perfect father? What sort of lessons can one heed from those in the know?

For the answer to these questions and more, Kimmel consulted with Isla, a six-year old who was just recently a baby and who offered the comedian some sage piece of advice.

Such as: Wipe the butt. Do not eat the poop. And... no, don't hold the baby like that, either!

Sigh. We already pity Kimmel's poor child.

Let's hope he doesn't have them read any mean Tweets about themselves.

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Jimmy Kimmel instituted the first-ever Dwyane Wade Challenge last night.

The talk show host sent a reporter to Hollywood Boulevard and she offered fans $100 on the spot if they could simply spell the name of this Miami Heat superstar correctly.

How hard could it be, right?!?

VERY hard, as it turns out, considering the mistake Wade's mom made on her birth certificate. Check out some of the guesses below and than shake your head over who actually gets it right:

Earlier this week, Kimmel and Lena Headley exchanged Game of Thrones insults; while kids confessed some big lies to their fathers.

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As Cersei Lannister on Game of Thrones, Lena Headey quaffs wine and dishes out put-downs with the best of them.

In fact, she earned several spots on out list of Game of Thrones' best insults.

The folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live apparently recognized Lena's unmatched talent for doling out burns between sips from her goblet.

During her appearance on the show last night, she and Jimmy poured some red and went medieval on one another in a GoT-style diss-off.

Lena kicks things off in brutal fashion with, "That's a lovely tie. It's a shame it's around such a worthless neck.

Jimmy counters with, "Well, thank you for coming today. I know you have a busy schedule doing sex with her brother."

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