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Jimmy Kimmel Live put on quite the episode last night.

First, he released the eighth version of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets about themselves, with Britney Spears and Gwyneth Paltrow among those facing the online hate.

Then, he posed for the cutest selfie ever along with the boys of One Direction.

Kimmel also found time to have some fun with the Kim Kardashian nude Paper Magazine cover, using it as a … snowblower?!?

As you can see in the above video, this cutout wasn't exactly the most effective snowblower of all-time.

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Back in March, Ellen DeGeneres hosted the Academy Awards and set the record for most Tweeted selfie ever when she posed in the audience with a slew of A-Listers.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, meanwhile, the host and a few very handsome guests didn't attempt to break this record. They attempted to set one of their own.

With the desirable singers of One Direction on board - along with some stuffed animals, kids, pets and bunny ears - Kimmel posed for what he hashtagged as the "#CutestSelfieEver."

Do you agree with that assessment?

Cutest Selfie Ever?

Earlier in the week, Zayn Mailk, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan were involved in a controversy that none of their fans found remotely adorable.

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A new batch of stars proved themselves to be very good sports on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.

For the eighth time, the talk show host convinced a number of A-Listers to accept the online hate, gathering them backstage to read mean Tweets about themselves in one of the funniest segments on television.

There was Lena Dunham, for example, taking note of her “dog nose” like boobs. And there was Gerard Butler, responding to his “sh-t” films.

There was also Britney Spears laughing over being called a "tired hag" and, wow, even Gwyneth Paltrow proved that she can be self-deprecating. 

Who knew?!?

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Jimmy Kimmel Live is continuing the best annual Halloween tradition in all the land.

No, not women dressing as skanks on October 31 every year.

Instead, for the third year in a row, the talk show has asked parents around the country to tell their children that they consumed all of their Halloween candy... and then to film the subsequent reaction.

The segment is aptly titled "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy" and it's a must-watch.

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Jimmy Kimmel likes to mock the weather in Los Angeles, especially when reporters FREAK OUT OVER THE RAIN.

On last night's edition of Jimmy Kimmel, however, the host prepared viewers for a forecast of sun, clouds and a definitely chance of.. male genitalia?!?

"There's actually someone at this show whose job it is to keep track of penis-shaped weather patterns," Kimmel told the audience. "His parents are very, very proud."

Kimmel then aired clips from Good Morning America and KCAL, among other shows and stations, which depicted meteorologists drawing penis-like shapes on their weather maps.

Why? Because penises are funny!

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Shia LaBeouf may have his fair share of issues, but at least he's willing and able to turn his most embarrassing moments into brilliant entertainment for the rest of us.

As you may have heard, LaBeouf was arrested for disorderly conduct back in June after being thrown out of a Broadway performance for smoking and groping the performers.

In the days following the arrest we learned that Shia had chased a homeless man through Times Square just before the show. Now we're finally getting LaBeouf's side of the story and it's so much weirder and more hilarious than we ever could've imagined:

What? There was drinking involved?! Get outta here!!!

So yeah, Shia did chase a homeless dude and he did slap Alan Cumming on the ass, but when he tells the story himself, it somehow doesn't sound all that crazy.

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Joe Biden is in Los Angeles this week.

As a result, that city has closed down a number of streets and created quite a few traffic jams in the process.

This is sort of understandable, Jimmy Kimmel reasoned on his talk show last night, because he is the Vice President of the United States and all. But, come on, Kimmel also asked. Is it really necessary?!?

After all, does anyone even know who Joe Biden is? No, really... anyone at all?

Kimmel sent a reporter out to the streets of Hollywood Boulevard to pose this very simple question, with the answers ranging from a "man" to a "terrorist group" to someone who would not get along with Barack Obama because Biden is white.

Pray for our nation and watch this video now:

Previously, Kimmel also proved that nearly no one knows the words to The Star-Spangled Banner.

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Kaley Cuoco appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and the conversation quickly turned toward the nude photos of Kaley that circulated online last month.

Kaley seems to be less upset about The Fappening than some of the other actresses that were involved, and with good reason:

For one thing her pics were so tasteful and flattering we're beginning to think she hacked the Cloud herself.

In addition, Kaley is making $90 million for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory - a show about the kind of guys for whom the massive nude photo leak was the best thing since to happen to them since the last Dr. Who marathon. 

So she probably doesn't want to risk alienating her fanbase by griping too much about the time we all almost saw one of her nipples on the Internet.

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Did you catch the first official Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 trailer?

Intense stuff, right? Brutal? Serious? Suspenseful? Intriguing? Not exactly any sort of romantic film with comedic aspirations, correct?

But what if The Hunger Games took quite an unexpected shift for the third movie of this wildly successful franchise? What if it were billed as a perky, fun adventure in which Jennifer Lawrence's character had to choose between two appealing male suitors?

Jimmy Kimmel asked and answered that question on his talk show last night.

"Katniss was in a difficult situation," a male voice narrates in the faux trailer above, referencing Gale (Liam Hemsworth) and Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) and explaining of her dilemma:

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Did you know that this weekend marked the 200th anniversary of the writing of The Star-Spangled Banner?

Yes? Because you've seen that milestone mentioned a few times on television? Okay, fair enough.

But riddle us this: Do you know the words to the The Star-Spangled Banner? If so, you are way ahead of the people Jimmy Kimmel Live quizzed on the streets of Los Angeles last night...

In other recent Jimmy Kimmel Live segments, the comedian mocked New York Fashion Week attendees and had NFL stars read mean Tweets about themselves.

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