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Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney welcomed a baby girl two weeks ago, right around the time Kimmel's late night show went on hiatus for two weeks.

Last night, Kimmel returned to live TV, armed with some incredibly cute photos of his new daughter, Jane.

Of course, this being Jimmy Kimmel, the tender moment was punctuated with plenty of hilarious jokes.

"We've been off work for the two last weeks," Kimmel said. "I actually got a lot done. I painted a mirror in my house, I grew this beard...oh, and I had a baby. My wife and I, we made it out of sex."

He went on to share some photos of his pride and joy, giving each shot the snarky treatment that's made him famous. Some highlights:

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Jimmy Kimmel will really need some parenting tips now:

The late night host and wife Molly McNearney welcomed their first child together in California last night, Kimmel's rep has confirmed to multiple outlets.

Kimmel himself then added via Twitter:

"Congratulations to my beautiful and very tough wife Molly on delivering our baby girl this morning. Thanks for all your kind baby wishes - turns out, not ALL tweets are mean!"

Molly McNearney with Jimmy Kimmel

HA! That's a reference to Kimmel's winning, ongoing sketch "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets."

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The U.S. Men's National Team lost to Belgium yesterday, ending their 2014 World Cup run.

How do pretend soccer fans who act as if they're really into this sport feel about the result? And about the American squad in general?

Jimmy Kimmel took to the streets to ask posers this very question, specifically referencing Landon Donovan over and over to gauge their opinion on how the striker is playing... nevermind the fact that he isn't on the team.

Watch their clueless replies now:

LOL, right?

We're guessing many of these people are just tuning in to watch the 15 Hottest World Cup Players - and we don't blame them!

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Once again, Gary Oldman is very sorry.

The actor made headlines this week for defending Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin, telling Playboy that he hates hypocrites and double standards and, come on, everyone has insulted Jews and gays at some point... right?

The Anti-Defamation League promptly blasted Oldman’s his anti-Semitic comments, which included a rant about how Jews "run Hollywood."

Oldman quickly apologized after the interview went public - and then did so again during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday.

"Once I saw it in print, I saw that it was insensitive, pernicious and ill-informed," Oldman told the host. "I am a public figure, I should be an example and inspiration and I am an a--hole.

"I am 56. I should know better. I extend my apology and my love and best wishes to my fan base."

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Jimmy Kimmel is gonna be a dad again.

So this is an exciting time for the talk show host, but also a frightening one.

How does one go about being the perfect father? What sort of lessons can one heed from those in the know?

For the answer to these questions and more, Kimmel consulted with Isla, a six-year old who was just recently a baby and who offered the comedian some sage piece of advice.

Such as: Wipe the butt. Do not eat the poop. And... no, don't hold the baby like that, either!

Sigh. We already pity Kimmel's poor child.

Let's hope he doesn't have them read any mean Tweets about themselves.

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Jimmy Kimmel instituted the first-ever Dwyane Wade Challenge last night.

The talk show host sent a reporter to Hollywood Boulevard and she offered fans $100 on the spot if they could simply spell the name of this Miami Heat superstar correctly.

How hard could it be, right?!?

VERY hard, as it turns out, considering the mistake Wade's mom made on her birth certificate. Check out some of the guesses below and than shake your head over who actually gets it right:

Earlier this week, Kimmel and Lena Headley exchanged Game of Thrones insults; while kids confessed some big lies to their fathers.

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As Cersei Lannister on Game of Thrones, Lena Headey quaffs wine and dishes out put-downs with the best of them.

In fact, she earned several spots on out list of Game of Thrones' best insults.

The folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live apparently recognized Lena's unmatched talent for doling out burns between sips from her goblet.

During her appearance on the show last night, she and Jimmy poured some red and went medieval on one another in a GoT-style diss-off.

Lena kicks things off in brutal fashion with, "That's a lovely tie. It's a shame it's around such a worthless neck.

Jimmy counters with, "Well, thank you for coming today. I know you have a busy schedule doing sex with her brother."

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In honor of Father's Day, Jimmy Kimmel sent a reporter to Hollywood Boulevard this week to force some kids to fess up.

Asked to admit one big lie they've told their dad in the past, one girl admitted she once swiped $20 from him... another child mentioned a sleepover that was actually a road trip to Chicago... and another brought up his first kiss.

You'll never believe who it was with, unless you're a Game of Thrones fan.

Watch and get a bit grossed out now:

Also in honor of Father's Day, this English Bulldog was introduced to his daughter.

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The NBA Playoffs are over and the San Antonio Spurs are world champions.

But this doesn't mean professional basketball excitement needs to end, not when Jimmy Kimmel Live has aired a new edition of Mean Tweets, featuring such stars as Kris Humphries, Dwight Howard and Paul George reading insults about themselves on Twitter.

Who looks homeless? Who has a poor command of the English language? Who has an “ugly ass name?”

And which user needs to "git" Spellcheck? Click Play. Find out now!

Kimmel introduced NBA players reading mean Tweets in October.

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Ice Cube is a really nice guy, trust us.

But the rapper/actor doesn't always come across that way, as Jimmy Kimmel pointed out to the 22 Jump Street star last night.

The Cube sort of has a mean way about him, even when saying such nice things as “lavender body wash makes my pores tingle” and "I want a love like the love in The Notebook."

Watch clips from his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live to see more of Ice Cube saying nice things in an angry manner:

Kimmel also spoke to Robert Pattinson on this same episode.

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