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Jimmy Kimmel likes to mock the weather in Los Angeles, especially when reporters FREAK OUT OVER THE RAIN.

On last night's edition of Jimmy Kimmel, however, the host prepared viewers for a forecast of sun, clouds and a definitely chance of.. male genitalia?!?

"There's actually someone at this show whose job it is to keep track of penis-shaped weather patterns," Kimmel told the audience. "His parents are very, very proud."

Kimmel then aired clips from Good Morning America and KCAL, among other shows and stations, which depicted meteorologists drawing penis-like shapes on their weather maps.

Why? Because penises are funny!

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Shia LaBeouf may have his fair share of issues, but at least he's willing and able to turn his most embarrassing moments into brilliant entertainment for the rest of us.

As you may have heard, LaBeouf was arrested for disorderly conduct back in June after being thrown out of a Broadway performance for smoking and groping the performers.

In the days following the arrest we learned that Shia had chased a homeless man through Times Square just before the show. Now we're finally getting LaBeouf's side of the story and it's so much weirder and more hilarious than we ever could've imagined:

What? There was drinking involved?! Get outta here!!!

So yeah, Shia did chase a homeless dude and he did slap Alan Cumming on the ass, but when he tells the story himself, it somehow doesn't sound all that crazy.

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Joe Biden is in Los Angeles this week.

As a result, that city has closed down a number of streets and created quite a few traffic jams in the process.

This is sort of understandable, Jimmy Kimmel reasoned on his talk show last night, because he is the Vice President of the United States and all. But, come on, Kimmel also asked. Is it really necessary?!?

After all, does anyone even know who Joe Biden is? No, really... anyone at all?

Kimmel sent a reporter out to the streets of Hollywood Boulevard to pose this very simple question, with the answers ranging from a "man" to a "terrorist group" to someone who would not get along with Barack Obama because Biden is white.

Pray for our nation and watch this video now:

Previously, Kimmel also proved that nearly no one knows the words to The Star-Spangled Banner.

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Kaley Cuoco appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and the conversation quickly turned toward the nude photos of Kaley that circulated online last month.

Kaley seems to be less upset about The Fappening than some of the other actresses that were involved, and with good reason:

For one thing her pics were so tasteful and flattering we're beginning to think she hacked the Cloud herself.

In addition, Kaley is making $90 million for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory - a show about the kind of guys for whom the massive nude photo leak was the best thing since to happen to them since the last Dr. Who marathon. 

So she probably doesn't want to risk alienating her fanbase by griping too much about the time we all almost saw one of her nipples on the Internet.

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Did you catch the first official Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 trailer?

Intense stuff, right? Brutal? Serious? Suspenseful? Intriguing? Not exactly any sort of romantic film with comedic aspirations, correct?

But what if The Hunger Games took quite an unexpected shift for the third movie of this wildly successful franchise? What if it were billed as a perky, fun adventure in which Jennifer Lawrence's character had to choose between two appealing male suitors?

Jimmy Kimmel asked and answered that question on his talk show last night.

"Katniss was in a difficult situation," a male voice narrates in the faux trailer above, referencing Gale (Liam Hemsworth) and Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) and explaining of her dilemma:

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Did you know that this weekend marked the 200th anniversary of the writing of The Star-Spangled Banner?

Yes? Because you've seen that milestone mentioned a few times on television? Okay, fair enough.

But riddle us this: Do you know the words to the The Star-Spangled Banner? If so, you are way ahead of the people Jimmy Kimmel Live quizzed on the streets of Los Angeles last night...

In other recent Jimmy Kimmel Live segments, the comedian mocked New York Fashion Week attendees and had NFL stars read mean Tweets about themselves.

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Last October, Jimmy Kimmel Live ran a segment of Lie Witness News that exposed hipsters at Coachella as not actually knowing anything about music.

Last night, meanwhile, the comedian was up to a similar trick, this time sending a reporter to New York Fashion Week.

She questioned attendees at this annual event about fictional runways shows and imaginary, including “Chandler Bing,” “Betsy Ross” and “Phil Robertson."

She also asked folks about Heidi Klum’s "faceplant" at Alexander Wang, which never happened, and for their takes on a new “headless dress," which doesn't exist.

See their hilarious responses below:

Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for giving us a reason to care about New York Fashion Week that has nothing to do with Kendall Jenner.

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It's sort of official: there's serious bad blood brewing between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.

It all started when Swift told Rolling Stone that she penned a song on hew new album about an enemy in the world of music, someone who did “something so horrible” when she tried to “sabotage an entire arena tour."

Then, not long after these comments went public, Perry Tweeted a reference to Mean Girls and a "Regina George in sheep's clothing," who we're rather positive is Taylor Swift.

So the claws are pretty much out between two of the top-selling artists in pop music history.

Will things get uglier from here? Who will fire the next shot? And where does this feud rank among recent famous rivalries, which include Drake Bell HATING on Justin Bieber and Jimmy Kimmel trading barbs with Kanye West?

Flip around and decide now:

Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift wrote a song titled "Bad Blood" about an enemy in the music business. We're pretty sure the subject was Katy Perry.

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NFL stars past and present - from Michael Strahan to Clay Matthews to former Justin Bieber nemesis Keyshawn Johnson - took part in our favorite television segment last night.

Oh, yes, they read mean Tweets about themselves on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

And some of the mean Tweets were especially creative, such as this diss aimed at Strahan:

Michael Strahana’s teeth are having a middle school dance, where the boys stand on one side of the room and the girls on the other.

Someone sign this user to a book deal!

Who else got slammed and in what ways, for what reasons? Click Play and find out now!

HA! We love it.

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So, men... have you or haven't you?

There are photos out there of Jennifer Lawrence nude. And Kate Upton nude. And Kaley Cuoco nude.

They're just sitting on the Internet, a few clicks away. Everyone is talking about them. Many people are urging folks NOT to check them out.

But, come on. Be honest. You can tell us the truth: have you taken a look?

This is what Jimmy Kimmel asked random men on the street last night, hilariously polling the audience before each answer to gauge what they thought each interview subject's response would be.

Have most of them snuck a peek? Find out now!

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