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Mere hours removed from the ridiculous Khloe Kardashian wedding, an actual celebrity is fueling rumors that she may walk down the aisle with her young boy toy in the near future.

Randy Taraborrelli, who penned a 2001 biography about Madonna, told Great Britain's The Daily Mail that the iconic singer is seriously thinking about anointing Jesus Luz as he third husband.

"The pop queen has been dating Jesus since January and it is thought the pair may marry before the end of the year," Taraborrelli writes. "Madonna is crazy about Jesus and has been telling close friends and family that "I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it's definitely on the table.'"

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Madonna divorced Guy Ritchie earlier this year and split with her first husband, Sean Penn, in 1989.

If a wedding to Luz does take place, Madonna is said to desire a "lavish ceremony" because she "knows that's what Jesus wants. She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn't want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair."

Why does this pairing, between a 51-year old singer and a 22-year model from Brazil, work so well? Taraborrelli quotes a friend that makes it sound simple:

"He respects her.. He's amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother... Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it's what's driving things."

This isn't the first time wedding rumors have sprung up between Madonna and Jesus. But it is the first time sex has been cited as the basis for their relationship.

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According to an interview in Brazil's Quem (Who) magazine with Jesus Luz's dad, the rumors of Madonna and his son getting married are kind of totally true!

Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz says: "The Kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms he is extremely happy."

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

There you have it, then!

Although, the Madonna-Jesus wedding most likely won't result in the male model signing a prenup anytime soon, as the "wedding" won't be legally binding.

"I don't know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity," says Luis, who doesn't seem upset or concerned.

Jesus' father, who is probably not God, continued to discuss his son's relationship, saying He and Madge live together in her Central Park West apartment.

He denies another recent set of rumors that Madonna is shelling out large sums of money to teach her hunky Brazilian stallion to speak proper English.

"[Jesus] already spoke English very well before he knew Madonna!" his pop says indignantly, explaining: "He has an aunt residing in the United States."

The young stud has also been playing "manny" to Madge's kids, says papa Luz: "She has small children, and Jesus helps her out with various tasks involving all of them. He plays ball with the kids. Jesus has charisma and loves children."

Whatever the nature of their post-ceremony relationship, Jesus' dad heartily approves of his son's choice in women - even if they're over the half-century mark.

"I've spoken by phone with Madonna - in French, because my English isn't fluent - and she appears to me to be a normal and polite person," he says.

"She is feminine. I don't feel she is a harsh person."

Feminine? The woman's arms are like pythons. We're just saying. Has he seen Madonna recently? Good Lord. She probably juices up harder than A-Rod.

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In the best fake wedding news in recent weeks, Madonna and her Brazilian lover Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a Kabbalah commitment ceremony as the young model is helping the singer get over her failed adoption bid.

The Material Girl, 50, has reportedly been dating Luz, 22, since earlier this year after meeting him on the set of a steamy W magazine photo shoot.

Prior to Madonna flying out to Malawi last month in a bid to adopt a three-year-old child, Mercy James, reports claimed that the couple had split.

But since the singer's adoption bid failed, she has turned her attention back to her lover, who took over for Alex Rodriguez in that coveted role.

Madonna and Jesus reportedly got back together in April after unofficially splitting during her efforts to adopt Mercy. Now, supposedly, it's so on.

Madonna likes what she sees. Can you blame her?

Luz has already converted to Kabbalah from Catholicism, and according to Britain's Sunday Mirror, the pair will soon take part in a special service.

A source tells the UK celebrity gossip tabloid, “They are totally besotted with each other and he’s really helped Madonna through this tough time."

"It wasn’t that the relationship went off the boil, it was more a matter of Madonna wanting to concentrate on her adoption bid of Mercy and they wanted to keep a low profile while that became the main focus," the source added.

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Madonna and Jesus Luz Jesus Luz is a young, Brazilian model who is dating Madonna. This is sure to make Alex Rodriguez and Guy Ritchie jealous, but hey, what... More »
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