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Days after calling off the search for her beloved dog Daisy, who was abducted by a coyote sometime last week, Jessica Simpson traveled to Uganda to film more of her stupid upcoming reality show, The Price of Beauty.

Simpson, who is in Africa with pals Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, is "focusing on work" after the loss of her 5-year-old maltipoo, a source close to her says.

"She's so happy seeing the world, opening her eyes to what's out there," another source tells celeb gossip magazine Us. "This is a good project for her."

Doesn't look she's too thrilled to see what the world has to offer based on the picture she put on her Twitter account. Talk about the queen of pathetic ...

Oh yeah, Jessica's so happy there. So much so that she Twittered "WTF?!?" while surrounded by protective fly nets. "Do I really have to sleep like this?"

Actually, you do, because of malaria, which kills people all the time in third world countries. And those people can't just jet back to their mansions either.

No word if Africa Twittered back: "WTF? Do we really have to live like this?"

The alleged singer-actress is also set to visit Mumbai, India, for the show, which does not yet have a premiere date, and hopefully will never get one.

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Alleged singer Jessica Simpson, who flew to Japan over the weekend, and who was shocked by the jolt of a magnitude 6.6 earthquake that hit early Tuesday, decided Tweeting about it was the only logical response.

But more impressively, she figured out what was going on!

"Thought I was hallucinating," she Tweeted yesterday.

"I have never felt anything like this in my life. Laying in bed watching CNN." Not even the rumbling in her belly during that rough patch could compare.

The Japan earthquake struck Tsuruga Bay, which is southwest of Tokyo, at 5:07 a.m. local time on Tuesday, according to the National Weather Agency.

No casualties were immediately reported.

Her previous Tweet was at Ken Paves, to whom she wrote "August 5th I turned 38. 3+8=11. Numerologically 11 represents new beginnings."

Good to hear.

Jess Looks Rough

The intellectual capabilities of Jessica Simpson always amaze.

Jessica Simpson, who recently split from boyfriend Tony Romo, is starting work on her new VH-1 TV show The Price of Beauty, which will follow her as she tours seven countries to document what lengths women go to achieve beauty.

Follow the link to scroll through some Jessica Simpson pictures and see how she's been holding up since the breakup. Spoiler alert: Not all that well!

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Reeling from getting dumped by Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson rallied over the weekend the only way she knows how - partying with her girlfriends.

Jess, who just celebrated her 29th birthday, was joined by CaCee Cobb, Adrienne Sands and stylist Nicole Chavez for a quality girls' night out.

A Touching Moment

"Love my ladies!!!" Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter account. "Wish I could be with them everyday of my life. Laughter is wonderful :)"

She posted this cute group shot of the girls' evening ...

The next day, Simpson spent the evening with another one of her favorite ladies: Her mom. While watching the movie Great Expectations together, Tina Simpson teased her daughter on Twitter, saying:

"Seriously... [Jessica Simpson] will not stop talking about everything GREEN in this movie! I may puke 'GREEN'! BUT I love that she sees 'GREEN'!"

Forgive us while we fall asleep writing this post.

Simpson's heart may be broken, but she has managed to keep a low profile since her very public breakup with Dallas Cowboys QB Romo - which some believe came following some ill-advised John Mayer texts.

While the NFL star has been spotted recently hopping around the clubs in L.A. and casinos in Lake Tahoe, a source close to Simpson says the newly minted bachelorette "is surrounding herself with a network of support."

That doesn't include getting back together with Nick Lachey. But Jessica's hunky ex-husband does wish her the best, as he always has.

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Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson Thursday, according to reports.

The alleged actress turned 29 the next day. Happy birthday, Jessica!

"She is heartbroken," says a People source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his football career and she's getting ready to shoot her reality show (The Price of Beauty). They just decided to part ways."

The Dallas Cowboys QB fueled breakup rumors when he showed up with about 14 friends at Hollywood hotspot MyHouse Friday without the birthday girl.

"He had quite a few girls stop by his dance floor table," says an onlooker. "Tony Romo was sipping Grey Goose and having a fun time with the boys."

Jessica Simpson had planned to throw a Barbie and Ken-themed party for her birthday, but it fell through, according to a post on her Twitter page.

"Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!" the aspiring singer Tweeted.

The source says Simpson is sad they broke up. "They were good together for along time," says the source. "But I guess it wasn't meant to be."

Still, Romo tried to dump her before and that didn't take, so there is always the chance they'll get back together. "They go from one fight right into another, without a second break," the source says. "It's always something with Jessica."

In the meantime, click to enlarge some of Jessica and Tony's top moments ...

  • Tony and Jessica
  • Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo Kiss
  • Media Whore and Boyfriend

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Stop the celebrity weight loss presses.

Alleged singer Jessica Simpson - who has been battling scrutiny for her new curves (and mom jeans, and gigantic booty) so far this year - is back working out.

And she's not a fan.

"On my way to work out with my trainer," she wrote on her Twitter page. "Every time we have to do squats, he yells at me, 'Get lower like you're in the club!'"

Jessica's reply: "I don't squat in the club unless I am peeing!"

This is a fake picture of Jessica Simpson, but a good one.

A source says Simpson, who fancies herself as a sunset, is working with her longtime Mike Alexander, who told Fox last month that the singer wasn't miffed at all the coverage surrounding her fuller figure. Any PR is good PR, right?

"The whole thing wasn't as traumatic for Jessica as everyone made it out to be," he said. "She's a confident and naturally beautiful girl who works hard."

Amen. Follow the jump for a photo progression of Jessica Simpson's weight gain over the years (these pictures are actually real this time, too) ...

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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