There once was a time when her songs were on the radio, her pretty face was the best thing about some bad films, and Jessica Simpson pictures were a daily treat.
That magical time has long since passed.
Instead, this is what we've come to ...
Yup. That's Jessica Simpson posting advice on flatulence mitigation.
Guess we shouldn't complain. After following that link (it's a slow celebrity gossip day), we now know daily average of 14 farts add up to about a pint of gas daily, and that reducing your intake of dairy and fatty foods will cut that down.
Okay, on to something else.