by Free Britney at . Comments

The concept of a Jessica Simpson sex tape streaming live over the Internets is enough to millions upon millions of men excited (sick bastards). Not to mention add to the already considerable wealth of celebrity porn broker god David Hans Schmidt.

But it's Jessica herself who's getting the most riled up. As she said when the story broke yesterday, she's upset that the terms "Jessica Simpson" and "sex tape" are being used in the same sentence. Is that because she's just offended at the thought, or because it's real, it's raw, and it's kinky -- and she's petrified it'll actually get out?!

Jessica Simpson Cosmo Cover

 

Eh? Probably the former. We doubt very much that a Jessica Simpson sex tape exists, not unlike the rumored Britney Spears sex tape of weeks past. But if there were a tape of Jessica being railed six ways from Tuesday by her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, and it were in the hands of a sketchy celebrity skin slinger, she probably would react in this manner. Wouldn't you?

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First, there was the Paris Hilton sex tape. Yech.

Then, the Dustin Diamond sex tape. Yikes.

Jessica and Ken

Finally, rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape.

Yippee.

Now comes perhaps the sex tape possibility to end all sex tape possibilities:

Jessica Simpson is reportedly reeling over talk that a certain video is about to be leaked onto the Internet.

In the alleged X-rated romp, Jessica is seen engaging in a number of acts with then-husband Nick Lachey that would make even Crazy Joe Simpson blush.

In other words: please make this be real! T.H. Gossip can't handle being teased like this again.

On second thought, sure we can. But we still hope this is legit. A source reportedly close to the couple told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper:

"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

Except when she cheated on Nick with Bam Margera, that is.

According to reports, the tape does exist and has no doubt fallen into the dirty clutches of David Hans Schmidt.

How the heck did that guy get his job?

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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