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Disco has long been out of style.

While Lady Gaga can wear sequins, sparkles and sing about riding on a disco stick and make just about anything work, most celebs are not Lady Gaga.

There's a fine line between silvery and shiny and looking like a human disco ball, as E! Online amusingly and accurately put it. See Exhibits A-D below.

Selena Gomez, New Moon's Christian Serratos, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson all fell victim to the allure of the head-to-toe silver dress. Blinding!

Or maybe we're being too harsh on them ... some of them anyway. Who do you think made this look work the best? Vote in our fashion survey!

Disco Sticks

Who wore the disco ball dress best?

 

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Don't get us wrong. It's nice when stars are comfortable in their own skin and don't feel the need to slather on the makeup like Snooki from Jersey Shore.

But that doesn't mean they have to get dressed in the dark.

Jessica Simpson, for example, looked a little rumpled and worse for the wear yesterday as she made her way to see her sister's Broadway show Chicago.

With messy hair, zero makeup and wearing a plaid jacket-thing of some kind, the alleged singer and actress certainly left an impression on passersby.

Whether it was a positive impression, or along the lines of the impression we got watching her get violated by a candle, is in the eye of the beholder ...

Jessica in Plaid

What do you think of Jessica Simpson's appearance here?

 

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It takes a lot to lower the fashion bar after the now-infamous mom jeans debacle, but Jessica Simpson is doing her best to defy even our wildest expectations.

Girl had a full weekend of style misadventures. Friday night, she went to an Operation Smile gala in L.A. wearing a black jumpsuit in which she looked pinched.

Saturday, she was in Vegas to celebrate her sister Ashlee Simpson's birthday poolside. Her outfit was again transparent, but equally odd. What is that thing?

Which fashion choice do you think looked better? Or least bad?

Peep the Jessica Simpson pictures below and comment ...

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Having been feverishly pimped out by father Joe Simpson to lend her name to lines of luggage, bikinis and fragrances, Jessica Simpson is really challenging Paris Hilton and Britney Spears' reign as queen of celebrity overpriced crap licensing.

Now she is adding underwear to her empire!

Rihanna in Vogue

The alleged singer said of her new lingerie line: “My intimates are feminine and sweet with a hint of fun. I love lingerie. What girl doesn’t? My lingerie reflects the way I’m feeling when I wake up and helps me set the tone for my day.”

As any woman knows, however, finding gorgeous designs to set that tone can be tricky. So how does Jessica Simpson feel about solving that issue?

HAGGARD: Jessica has seen better days. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

“It is important to me personally to be able to wear my own line. It's a great collection of feminine, sexy, regular and full-figured bras which are going to be amazing. We are also working on a sleepwear collection that I will live in."

"We focused on soft fabrics that feel good against your skin. The whole line centers around great basics for every day that are comfortable and fit your body."

"We spent a lot of time on the details. I really wanted to make this special.”

“I love the seersucker group because it is just classic and so adorable. We also have a beautiful print group that was inspired by Morocco. It is both exotic and feminine. We also created a denim and floral set that is flirty and fun.”

We're sure the items will look great on Tony Romo's floor ... having just been removed by Natalie Smith, of course. That is just how the dude rolls.

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It's a patriotic photo finish featuring a couple of blonde bombshells! Do blondes really have more fun ... wearing the same dress on July 4 weekend?

Anna Faris modeled a Michael Kors dress at a photo shoot in Los Angeles, while Jessica Simpson wore it to sing the national anthem last week.

Who will prevail when the Observe and Report actress takes on the alleged actress and singer? You decide by voting in our little poll below ...

Faris-Simpson

Who looked better in this red and blue striped thing?

 

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You'll notice that in this gallery of Jessica Simpson fashion statements, the outfits seem to have one thing in common. Sometimes two things, but there is a theme.

Let's just say Joe Simpson knows how to sell records.

Seriously, this is how you stay relevant for a decade and counting despite no discernible trace of talent. Wow. This is high fashion at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

Click to enlarge the Jessica Simpson pictures below and gasp in awe at some of the alleged singer's style choices. NOTE: We don't recommend doing so in public.

  • Bust-Boosting Dress
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Hi Girls!
  • Plunging Neckline
  • Jessica Struts Her Stuff
  • Nice Rack
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
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Boy oh boy, for a girl as enormous as she is, Jessica Simpson actually looks pretty darn good in the photo below! Must be a bad camera angle or something.

Just kidding. Those fat Jessica Simpson pics people were going nuts over were mostly due to her heinous outfit. Her body has always been natural and hot!

Mugler Shot

On the right, Jessica is seen in a sexy pink skirt in New York City. Amanda Bynes rocked the same one recently - a Herve Leger mini - at an event in NYC.

Who looks hotter in this pink skirt, Tony Romo's favorite tight end (that one never gets old) or the Hairspray star / Doug Reinhardt ex? Tell us below ...

Who wore it better?

 

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We're not accusing Jessica Simpson of staging the fat pictures that got her such harsh criticism - and a hell of a lot of attention - in recent weeks.

If nothing else, though, the alleged singer's pimp is doing all he can to cash in on them, embracing the "any publicity is good publicity" mantra.

After enduring scrutiny for her weight gain, the star has announced she is designing a new clothing line - one intended for women of all shapes and sizes.

"I want to create clothes that flatter every figure," Simpson told In Style's March issue. "I know how a dress can make you feel frumpy. I promise mine won't."

Jessica the Mogul

Jessica Simpson isn't really fat - but she sure is trying to cash in on the attention received from a deluge of celeb gossip sites calling her that. [Photo: Splash News]

With the range in styles this new celebrity fashion line provides, the 28-year-old hopes every woman will be able to find something to her liking.

"I know what flatters a woman, and trust me, I've been judged a lot in my life. By now I know what works if your body is curvy," she said.

No word on whether the skort will make an appearance.

"If my clothing and accessories make you feel great and let you walk proud and tall - in big, big platform shoes - then I'm happy."

The as-yet-untitled fashion collection is only the latest venture for the mogul known as Jessica Simpson, who's also launched a successful shoe line, perfume line, underwear line, and sold a lot of records for some reason.

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Jessica Simpson's concert tour rolled into Madison Square Garden last night, and for the alleged country singer, well, there was both good news and bad.

She remembered all her song lyrics, made no desperate dedications to Tony Romo and didn't cry a single time - no Grand Rapids meltdown reloaded.

But on the celebrity fashion front, a meltdown would put it mildly.

While her outfit represents an improvement from the mom jeans that sparked the infamous weight gain rumors, her "skort" was a disaster in itself:

The Bad Fashion Winner!

Jessica Simpson explained it this way: "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That's why I'm wearing a skort - it's not a skirt, not a short - just so they wouldn't split."

Well, there you have it. R.I.P., short shorts. Hello, skort.

Click to enlarge more pictures of Jessica in her skort thing and showing off serious leg for an appreciative (hopefully earplug-carrying) New York City crowd ...

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  • Jessica Simpson in a Skort
  • Blowin' a Kiss
  • Long, Long Legs
  • Jessica Simpson in Concert
  • Wooo, Jessica!
  • Hearing the Cheers
  • Perfecting Her Technique

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Well, this is more of a personal maintenance issue than strictly fashion. A real possibility exists that Jessica has painted her face orange for some reason ... or at least uses some really cheap spray-on tanning product. Yikes.

Mmm. We can't always look our best, but this is just rough. This might even make you long for the mom jeans and double-leopard print belt, so view with caution:

Jessica Simpson: Kind of Rough!

Please, Tony Romo. We beg of you. Get your girl to lay off the faking and baking. If you're not already cheating on her in her own bed, that is.

Jessica Simpson is seen here being whisked through Dallas Airport in a golf cart on her way to her show in Grand Rapids, Michigan, where she'll be the second biggest star in that Midwestern city after The Bachelor cutie Molly Malaney.

Click to enlarge more pics of the train wreck ...

  • Airport Ugliness
  • Tickets, Please
  • Airport Hottie
  • Jessica On the Move
  • J-Simps
  • Spray-On Fun

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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