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Jessica Simpson has got her groove, and post-baby body, back.

The singer-turned-designer recently posed in a swimsuit for her new spring clothing line, and she’s giving us two tickets to the gun show in the photo below.

Seriously ... do you need a concealed weapon permit for that?

Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic

Simpson’s sexy flexing photo was snapped on set of her new Weight Watchers ad, for which she shows off her slimmer figure in a fitted black halter dress.

“This body made two amazing little human beings. I love this body and what it’s capable of, no matter what size,” the mom to two little kids proclaims.

“But I’ll be honest, this version feels really good," the 33-year-old adds. "My body, like my life, is a work in progress, but I’m getting there with Weight Watchers.”

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Jessica Simpson's post-baby weight loss regimen is detailed in the new issue of Life & Style, which may or may not have used a cover photo from 2005.

Check out the photographic "evidence" of her AMAZING turnaround!

Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Magazine Cover

The mother-of-two's tips to shedding 25 pounds in five weeks?

  1. A simple flat-stomach trick of some kind
  2. An easy and fun workout routine
  3. An eating what you want diet

Basically, a diet of healthy recipes, portion control and exercise (possibly combined with breastfeeding) will help you shed the baby weight in no time.

Failing that, an old pre-pregnancy photo doesn't hurt.

Seriously, doesn't it look like a stock pic?

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The amazing Jessica Simpson weight loss we've seen over the past four months - 60 POUNDS and counting after her pregnancy - didn't happen by accident.

Jessica Simpson: Thinner!

Her private chef came up with regimen of healthy recipes and options - low-fat smoothies, protein, veggies, etc. - conforming to the Weight Watchers point system.

If only we could enjoy homemade, low-fat items like egg white omelets, chicken satays, whipped chick peas, soba noodles, and shrimp skewers prepared for us.

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Jessica Simpson is just 10 pounds shy of her goal weight.

Getting withing striking distance has been far from easy.

Four months after she welcomed daughter Maxwell, Jessica Simpson's post-baby body is looking curvaceous and gorgeous. But she says there's work to be done.

What kind of work? Here's a day in the life of Maxi's mom:

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7 a.m. Wakes to feed Maxwell, then eats half a Flatout flatbread sandwich with egg whites, peppers and fat-free cheddar (6 Weight Watchers PointsPlus).

8 a.m. Straps on her pedometer (above) and hits the streets with fiance Eric Johnson and Maxwell. "I'm trying to do at least 14,000 steps a day," she says.

She can't run yet because her boobs are too big, she says. Maybe someday.

Afterward: a snack of berries, bananas, melon or grapefruit (0 PointsPlus).

11 a.m. Four days a week, Jess reports to trainer Harley Pasternak for a 45-minute session. After a cardio warm-up, it's time for lifting, curls and crunches.

If it's Wednesday, she weighs in at home with her mom and pals.

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In the wake of getting dumped hard by Tony Romo on the eve of her 29th birthday, Jessica Simpson has decided on the way to get the sweetest revenge.

Or OK! Magazine has at least decided on it for her so it can sell magazines.

Either way, Jessica Simpson is looking to sweat it out at the gym. Yay!

“Right after Tony ended things, Jessica Simpson said, ‘I want my old body back,’” a friend of the singer reveals in the new issue of the celeb news tabloid.

“She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out.”

Jessica Simpson Diet

Jessica Simpson's "sexy body is back," people!

Getting rid of the bad food isn’t the only way she’s slimming down. Jessica, who was locked out of Tony Romo's gated community, has taken refuge multiple times at her friend and celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak’s fitness center.

“Jessica is serious about getting her body back into fighting shape,” her friend reveals. “Working out is helping to give her focus and clear her head."

Adds this supposed Jessica source, "It’s better than sitting around moping, throwing pity parties with ice cream sundaes.” Well yeah. But would she?

The results are starting to show - Jessica, whose weight gain has often been the subject of celeb gossip, dropped 10 pounds in just the first 10 days!

"She doesn’t want to give anyone reason to not take her seriously,” says the pal.

This pal is apparently unaware that it will take more than dropping 10 pounds for us to start taking her seriously, and that her figure was probably not the reason she got dumped. Being pathetic, needy and annoying? More likely.

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After an unflattering series of pictures of her singing live caused a whirlwind of buzz about her somewhat fuller figure, then she struggled during her set on February 5, forgetting lyrics and appearing nervous, Jessica Simpson is stressed out.

But whatever happened to her that night, Jessica has a plan to bounce back, with the help of boyfriend Tony Romo - or so claims celeb gossip magazine OK!

A night after the Grand Rapids meltdown, the NFL quarterback was on hand to support Jessica in Champaign, Ill., - and she dedicated “You’re My Sunday,” to him.

Despite her insecurities and the widespread media scrutiny of Jessica’s body, Tony Romo - who was rumored to have banged some chick in her bed recently - has been unstintingly supportive of his diminutive sweetheart.

Jessica Simpson: The Revenge Diet

“She’s gone up a size in jeans, and Tony could care less,” a friend tells OK!. “He isn’t interested in some idiot Hollywood bimbo with an eating disorder."

After Jessica Simpson makes it through the stress of the tour, which ends March 14, close friends say the extra weight should disappear too.

"She eats her feelings - it’s hard having people criticizing your every move and ridiculing you on celebrity gossip blogs,” one pal tells OK!. "Once Jessica stops touring, she’ll calm her nerves and the weight will hopefully fall off.”

In addition, Jess is determined to cut back on her favorite finger foods like chips and guacamole and fall back into a regular fitness routine.

"She’d much rather gossip with her girlfriends than hit the treadmill, so I know she needs to get a workout buddy to run with her," her friend reveals.

Looks like it's already working. Follow the jump for some pictures of Jessica Simpson announcing Academy Of Country Music Awards nominees on Wednesday in Nashville, and earlier, at the airport heading to the event ...

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Either that, or girl needs a stylist - STAT.

Double-belted into vintage mom jeans, the alleged pop singer / former reality TV star / attempted country crooner Jessica Simpson appeared at some sort of chili cook-off concert thingy in Florida this weekend. And appear she did.

Her trademark airheadedness blonde curls and giant boobs dazzling smile may still be there, but as for that slim figure of hers, well, you can see for yourself below ...

Large and In Charge

WOW: Jessica Simpson terrifies revs up a crowd. Tony Romo may want to pursue an offseason trade. In other Cowboys news, Terrell Owens is getting a reality show!

Is she packing on the pounds or is this just a terrible photo series? What is that belt? Click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson photos from this concert event ...

  • Jessica Looking Terrible
  • Worst Jessica Simpson Fashion Ever
  • Eat Some More Salad
  • Jessica Simpson: Not Thin!
  • Terrible Singer
  • Look at Ma Hair Y'all!
  • Gigantic Chest
  • GIVE ME FOOD!
  • Roarrrrrr!!!
  • Call Ken Paves!
  • Double Belted
  • Mom Jeans in Effect!
  • Jessica Simpson: Big
  • Badonkadonk

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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