Jessica Simpson

Last week, THG readers were given the task of writing the best caption for this picture of Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Simpson and whatever came to mind.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is Caitlin.

Congratulations! The winning caption appears below. Honorable mentions go to nowingsnow and Miranda Brown. Follow the above link for all entries.

Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

"Hmm, cheese graters and various cheeses? Sure, I'll lend my name to that."

Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption?

You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send in your caption(s) - as many as you like. We will announce the winner on Monday. Best of luck ... go to it:

Jessica Simpson left JFK airport earlier this week, attempting to trick a pack of celebrity gossip photographers by leaving via the secret exit ... to no avail!

Perhaps she was trying to evade being seen dressed like a hobo (with an extremely expensive bag, no doubt)? Just kidding. Well, mostly. What is that top?

We've seen more stylish Jessica Simpson pictures, that's all we're saying. What do you think, though? Fashion hit or fashion miss? Vote in our survey below:

Jessica Simpson's airport style is a fashion ...

Jessica Simpson used to be so fly.

Just a few days ago, she was rocking some awesome hair on Twitter and The Price of Beauty. But boy, did she lay a serious egg at Good Housekeeping's 125th anniversary party with the dullest, most lifeless locks in a long time.

WTH, girl. You and Ken in a fight?

Maybe our standards are a little too high, but we expect cute and/or chic styles in Jessica Simpson pictures, not run of the mill stuff like this.

As for the Matthew Williamson gown she rocked, maybe he should stick to Gossip Girl fashion designing. But the hair is the worst offender ...

Jessica Simpson's hairstyle is ...

Courtney Love is insane. Still, being bat$h!t crazy doesn't make one heartless.

Taking a break from berating estranged daughter Frances Bean Cobain on Facebook, Love Tweeted some love in the direction of a new gal pal: Jessica Simpson.

Sure, they seem like an odd tandem as far as celebrity BFFs are concerned. But riddie us this - who paired with Courtney Love would not form an odd tandem?

Just some food for thought. Anyway, she had to dish out props "hawt as hell" gal-pal, who she declares "'SExual Napam' BONDED!" Seriously she wrote this.

Should John Mayer be worried that Love is moving in on his turf?

Hot piece, hot mess. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"Hopefully I won't say anything stupid but I have a serious ?," Love said in a direct tweet. You knew things were about to get weirder from there, and they did.

"1 your really hot and ive always thought you were a very hardworking pop singer who deserved success. thats primary," the nutty Hole front-woman gushed.

It may be primary, but it's also insane. Hot? Sure. We know she's sexual napalm. But a hard-working pop singer who deserved success? Who's she referring to?

It gets better, don't worry. Court asks ...

"Your deaf friend used to live downtown and have really loud sex with my friend btw he was cute ! but but but why the HE:LL do you chew Nicorette gum and are addicted to it yet have never smoked in yr life? Dude i do blonde things too."

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. There you have it.

Jessica Simpson set out to challenge the concept of beauty ever since she ran out of other career options endured that chili cookoff mom jeans debacle last year.

Her boldest step yet? Going makeup-free in Marie Claire.

“I don’t have anything to prove anymore," she said, and not because we know she's sexual napalm in the bedroom. "What other people think is not my business.”

The Price of Beauty star says what prompted her to show "the real her," wearing no makeup at all and even air-drying her hair for the shoots, is a simple desire.

Inspired by her very own A Beautiful Me initiative, which encourages women to be comfortable in their skins, Jessica Simpson wants to prove real beauty lies within.

That's totally what made her a celebrity, and what she's promoted in music, TV and film vehicles throughout her career too. The importance of inner beauty.

No retouching. No regrets. Still low cut.

Not that she's done mixing things up. “If I’m in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head,” she says.

What do you think of her Marie Clarie photo shoot? Do you like seeing Jessica Simpson pictures with no makeup, or do you prefer the "enhanced" version? Vote!

Jessica Simpson looks best with ...

Jessica Simpson recently turned red when some douchebag relayed stories of tapping that to Playboy, sending shock waves across the celeb gossip landscape.

Here she's just wearing a red dress and looking sexy as all getout. She says she loves her body, and we can certainly see why. Damn, girl. Great selection.

Meanwhile, actress and famed Reese Witherspoon home wrecker Abbie Cornish rocked a similar frock and turned heads with that brilliant tomato red color.

Who looked better, though? That's your call. Vote below!

Who looked hotter in their red dress?

When it comes to self-love, Jessica Simpson is all about it. No, we don't mean that in a dirty way, just a high self-esteem way. She's comfortable in her own skin!

If she were to pick one favorite feature, though, what would it be?

"I like my nose, that's my favorite body part," she tells FOX News.

We'd have chosen these two body parts in a virtual dead heat.

"I do have a bump, but I like my profile," she continues. "But I don't think anyone else has my exact same nose, which I think is unique and just a little flawed."

Jessica Simpson's favorite body part on full display.

The alleged singer / actress says she "needed" last year's scrutiny on her appearance, which reached a fever pitch following those fat Jessica Simpson pics in mom jeans.

"I needed to find some light in the dark place I was in. People's judgments about me and my weight are none of my business. I found something that will help me deal."

What that is, we can't say. But she adds: "You really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all. I don’t think a man can define you."

Okay then. Her new reality show The Price of Beauty has redefined terrible, even by VH1 standards, and has been floundering since its forgettable debut last month.

Its March 15 premiere netted just 1 million viewers, losing out to a rerun of NCIS, a TruTV series called Operation Repo and the History Channel's Pawn Stars.

Jessica Simpson's career has hit a new low with The Price of Beauty, which premiered last night, and that is really saying something considering recent years.

The show, which chronicles Simpson and BFFs CaCee Cobb and Ken Paves traveling around learning what people consider beautiful, was worse than expected.

A lot worse. And again, that's saying something!

What resulted is boring at best, and embarrassing at worst, a pathetic display of rude Americans uncomfortable in foreign cultures and making tasteless jokes.

When Jessica Simpson burst out laughing while meditating with monks in a Buddhist temple, that about sums it up. Bad TV has pretty much been redefined.

This line was also indicative of the night: “I thought Thai massages had happy endings. I’m wondering where mine is.” Yep, Jess apparently wants a hand job.

That's half an hour of our lives we'll never get back.

Later, they meet the host of Thailand’s Next Top Model and visit an outdoor market where he insists they sample fried bugs. The Price of Beauty meets Survivor.

Then it was time for the "serious" portion of the program. Jessica, Ken and CaCee meet young women who lost all their facial skin when creams burned it off.

In Thai culture, lighter skin is considered a sign that you aren’t lower-class. Another tribe wraps rings around their necks to elongate them, signifying wealth.

There was probably a point to this in there somewhere, but if so, it was lost by the fact this show is hosted by Sexual Napalm, a.k.a. Jessica freaking Simpson.

The fact that she hosts a show about beauty standards around the world is absurd in itself, given what a shill she is for so many superficial cosmetic products.

Let's be clear, Jessica Simpson is no Heidi Montag. At the same time, is a girl famous only for looking like a stereotypical blonde pinup a positive role model?

Next thing you know, Tiger Woods will host The Price of Marriage.

Jessica Simpson is all self-conscious thanks to that douchebag John Mayer.

After the singer told Playboy that she was "sexual napalm" and that he wanted to "snort her like crack," Jess is concerned about guys checking her out 24/7.

Monday on The View, Simpson said Mayer's revealing Playboy interview was "embarrassing. I'll walk into a restaurant and I feel like men are looking at me."

"I feel like they're undressing me."

Yeah, John Mayer's interview is when that all started. No one goes to a Jessica Simpson concert or watches her movies because of her charisma. Just sayin'.

As she's said before, the star said Mayer's apology "doesn't really matter." Will she ever take him back? "He'll never have this napalm again!" she declared.

Amen, sister.

Simpson also shot down her rumored romance with Billy Corgan. "I can't meet anyone without being married the next week," Simpson said of Corgan, who helped produce theme song for The Price of Beauty, which premieres tonight.

"He is one of my dear friends ... he understands my heart." Deep.

Also a clothing designer, Jess told The View panel about a new product: "I'm actually about to put out a denim line: sexy mom jeans!" Sure to be a hot seller.

Check out a clip of Sexual Napalm on The View below ...