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Jessica Simpson gained A LOT of weight while pregnant with Maxwell Drew.

That's not a criticism - Maxi was an enormous baby - but she also says she was somewhat responsible: "I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it," Jess told USA Today.

Little did she know the impact this would have on her body over the long-term.

"I didn't realize [the weight] didn't all come off with the baby," says Simpson.

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She's now given up many of those foods, however, while doing Weight Watchers as the company's newest spokeswoman. She appears in the ads next week.

She hasn't revealed her current weight, nor what she weighed at her heaviest, but says she's lost weight each week on WW. How much remains to be seen.

Simpson works out 4-5 times a week, but mostly walks instead of runs because, well, "my boobs are way too big to run at this point."

"My body is not bouncing back like a supermodel ... I'm just your everyday woman trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé and herself."

Simpson, who is engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson, will reveal her post-baby body on Katie Couric's new show, Katie, on September 10.

Good luck Jessica. Good luck.

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Modeling It Girl Kate Upton is apparently reminding some sports fans of another famous blonde, Jessica Simpson. Why? Look at their impact on players!

The Sports Illustrated beauty is rumored to be dating Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander, arguably the best pitcher in all of Major League Baseball ...

... who promptly got shellacked in Tuesday's All-Star Game.

Rumors immediately began flying that Upton was to blame for his effort - just as Dallas Cowboys fans once blamed another blonde for Tony Romo's woes.

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Simpson was notably on hand (in a pink Romo jersey) for some of his worst games in a Dallas uniform, leading fans to label her a curse, jinx, and worse.

"Kate Upton and Justin Verlander? Suddenly everything makes sense," read a headline in the Los Angeles Times, calling her "the only logical explanation."

An Examiner headline hilariously read after the pitcher got rocked, "Kate Upton's bikini body blamed for Justin Verlander's poor All-Star Game inning."

If he was envisioning her Cat Daddy video or even just Kate Upton bikini photos, it would be easy to see why. But it gets better than this one incident:

Before Verlander, Upton was previously linked to New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, a long-touted prospect who has since become mediocre.

Think about it ... how could anyone focus. Fortunately for Jess' fiance, former NFL player Eric Johnson, his career was already over when they got together.

The real question: Who'd you rather ...

 

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Let's face it: Jessica Simpson has seen slimmer days.

But the singer does have a valid, adorable excuse. His name is Maxwell Drew Johnson.

And Kendra Wilkinson is simply aghast that folks are giving Simpson a hard time for not yet having lost all the weight she gained carrying her son to term.

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"That just breaks my heart," Wilkinson tells Yahoo! OMG of the criticism leveled at Simpson's figure. "I feel for her. I was in the same boat. People just need to mind their own business. That's a woman who just gave birth.

""Her first priority right now is her child. Her first priority is not losing the weight. You should be proud of her for that. A lot of people just dump their kids off at nannies and lose the weight overnight. We should all be proud of her for being real and taking control and making priorities."

That may be the most intelligent thing Kendra has ever said.

Simpson, meanwhile, is profiting mightily off her body. She recently signed a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers.

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Jessica Simpson turns 32 today. Her career may be on the decline, but at least she has a loving fiance, a beautiful baby daughter and her epic cleavage.

There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now she's producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty.

Hey, at least Maxwell Drew Johnson is a really cutie. And there's her billion-dollar fashion empire, as some commenters have noted. Okay, she wins!

So happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new baby!

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Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts ...

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Jessica Simpson, her fiance Eric Johnson and daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson posed for a cute photo July 4, with fireworks as the fitting backdrop. Aww.

Two-month-old Maxi, who came into the world on May 1, was proud to help America celebrate its 236th birthday along with her happy parents.

Here's a cute and festive family photo:

Jessica Simpson, Family

Jess and Eric sure look proud, but Maxwell manages to upstage them, and the fireworks display with an adorable onesie (fortunately not a bikini onesie).

"Hope everyone had a great 4th!" wrote Simpson, 31, who dressed in an appropriately patriotic ensemble for the holiday (no cleavage this time sadly).

She's clearly taken to parenting in these past two months.

"From how I sleep to what I think about," she said earlier this summer, "Maxwell has definitely taken over everything life has completely changed."

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Jessica Simpson's daughter is a big girl!

Days after providing the world an amazing Jessica Simpson cleavage shot, the new mother shared another adorable new photo on her Twitter.

Maxwell Drew Johnson, whom she and fiance Eric Johnson, 32, welcomed into the world on May 1, sure is a cutie in her social media debut.

Check out Jess' baby girl, eight weeks old:

Jessica Simpson Baby Pic

"Howdy friends," Simpson, 31, wrote in the caption along with the pic of her adorable little daughter, dressed in a red and white striped onesie.

"I absolutely love my family," the first-time mom gushed. "Maxwell amazes Eric and I every day with every little thing she does!"

When she's not tending to Maxi, she's got other things on her mind - namely shedding the pounds as part of her $4 million Weight Watchers deal.

"The cool thing about the program is that it focuses on healthy habits for the long-term," says Jess. "I can still indulge my guilty pleasures every now and then, too. I have actually gotten a group of friends together who are going to be doing it with me."

Good luck, girl. Good luck. And post more photos.

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It's times like this where one thanks God for creating Jessica Simpson, as well as Twitter. In this day and age, she can Tweet photos of her insane post-pregnancy cleavage for the populace to admire without any paparazzi needing to stalk her!

If you're still reading this, you have issues.

Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic

The singer-actress-fashion person has been working out so hard, she's busting out of her athletic gear as part of her post-pregnancy weight-loss plan.

One that will reportedly pay her $4 million, thanks to Weight Watchers.

"Just taking a walk around the block," Jessica wrote. "Street legal???"

The legalities of it all are unclear, but this is clearly worthy of Hall of Fame status within THG's always-enjoyable gallery of Jessica Simpson pictures.

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Jessica Simpson has her work cut out for her if she's serious about dropping the pounds gained during her pregnancy with daughter Maxwell.

We're not being critical of Jess - it's not her fault the huge baby (9 lbs., 13 oz.) caused her to put on an estimated 75 pounds - it's just true.

On Tuesday, the 31-year-old was once again spotted hitting a gym in Los Angeles, giving us our first glimpse since she gave birth in May:

Jessica Simpson Butt

Heading into an SUV, Simpson (who's engaged to Maxwell's dad Eric Johnson) wore black leggings, tracksuit hoodie and cross-trainers.

The singer and fashion mogul was first spotted hitting the private gym of celeb trainer Harley Pastermak last week, with a lot at stake.

At the time of Elle's Jessica Simpson nude cover shoot, the 5-foot-3 star said she weighed 175 pounds. Her goal? Get close to 100.

Her motivation: A $4 million deal with Weight Watchers.

"She hasn't even thought about working out for a year!" a source told Us. "But if she wants this, she'll need to work out a good five days a week."

For four million bucks, she might even make it six.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Jessica Simpson is living the American dream: Getting paid to be fat.

Of course, as the newest spokesperson for Weight Watchers, she's expected to actually lose that fat. If she puts on more pounds and has to be removed from her home by a crane, she won't get paid. But still, she got fat and is getting paid.

Four million dollars, no less.

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Jessica made the announcement of the worst-kept-secret deal on Twitter, writing, "So excited to be a part of the @WeightWatchers family!'

So how much does Jessica Simpson weigh? We don't know the exact number, but supposedly 65-75 pounds more than she did before pregnancy.

Wow. Weight Watchers must be waiting for a big reveal, because Jessica hasn't been photographed in public since she gave birth on May 1.

She did debut the first photos of Maxwell Drew yesterday, however.

WW said: "We’re thrilled that Jessica Simpson has joined Weight Watchers to adopt a healthier lifestyle and inspire others to do the same."

Best way to inspire others? Pay a few million dollars.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Jessica Simpson, who became a first-time mother May 1, has debuted her baby daughter Maxwell Drew Simpson on the cover of People magazine.

Since she arrived, "life has completely changed," Jessica says. "From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!"

Here's mom and daughter looking beautiful on the cover:

Jessica Simpson, Baby

Simpson and Johnson gave People an exclusive interview, along with photos of little ball Maxi, who's inherited her mom's eyes and her dad's demeanor.

Recovering from surgery - she delivered via C-section - hasn't been easy, Jess says, and nursing, which she does throughout the day, is now "a full-on job."

Only 3-5 more years to go, according to attachment parenting proponents.

Still, she says, "It's the worst if I have to pump and give Eric a bottle to give her," says Simpson. "I miss holding her and having that closeness."

"We just stare at her all the time. We can't get enough!"

Nor can we. Go buy People for more cute photos!

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