Jessica Simpson

We've posted many Jessica Simpson quotes about pregnancy as she goes through this life-altering process. Now she's offered a look inside her March 18 baby shower!

The pregnant Fashion Star mentor uploaded a video to her official website. In the video, fiance Eric Johnson sits beside her as they open up gifts for their little girl.

Jessica is, contrary to Internet reports, still pregnant and due within weeks. The event celebrating her was inspired by the children's story Charlotte's Web ...

Jessica Simpson Baby Shower Video

"Creating a family is the best thing I've done in my life," she wrote in one photo caption. "I really hope I can be half as good of a mom as my mom has been to me."

Organized by celebrity event planner Mindy Weiss, "it was a kid friendly shower with many of her friends bringing babies," a source said of the event back in March.

As guests like Jessica Alba and Grey's Anatomy's Ellen Pompeo noshed on Jess' favorite Southern foods, the pregnant star "seemed completely ecstatic."

Imagine when little baby Maxi is actually born.

Despite conspiracy theories that her daughter has already been born, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant as of this posting. And absolutely enormous.

"I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!" the 31-year-old tweeted Tuesday. "Now I need to find one!"

There you go. Add that to the list of classic Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic of pregnancy, and chalk it up as proof that she still is with child.

There's also this promo pic for Fashion Star, which is apparently still on.

Jess went on to even more directly address reports that she'd given birth already ... as if anyone would believe she could (or would want to) do so in secret.

"To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl... I'm still pregnant!!" she wrote. "Don't believe what you read ladies and gents."

But she's ready to give birth too, don't get her wrong. "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!" she tweeted. "My feet feel homesick!"

Jessica Simpson hasn't even given birth to her baby girl Maxi yet, but that's not about to stop one tabloid from taking us INSIDE THE DRAMATIC DELIVERY!

You gotta love that on the week Brad and Angelina get engaged, for real, that In Touch will make up some other cover story. Why not lead with Brange?

After all, they've gotten engaged so many times before, according to your magazine ... why not cash in on the real thing when people might actually buy it?!

In any case, Jessica Simpson is ready to pop any day now, which makes this odd cover - how can you be inside a delivery that hasn't taken place? - sort of justified.

Sort of. It's possible Jess has already elected to have a c-section, is under hypnosis to soothe her cold sweats and has already planned her first words to her baby.

Still, none of this has happened yet, because she is enormously pregnant.

We'll know when she gives birth and Jessica Simpson will provide all the Jessica Simpson quotes we need at that time. How could ITW compare with that now?

It's the final countdown for the birth of Jessica Simpson's daughter Maxi.

The singer is ready to pop! Like any second! She's so pregnant, it's been almost two weeks since the 31-year-old star has been seen out and about.

Despite having a hard time getting around, he's in great spirits.

"She's [doing] amazing," Ken Paves, Simpson's hairstylist pal of many years, reports. "This is so perfect for her. She's just loving this moment now."

Although the ninth month of pregnancy is uncomfortable, the Fashion Star mentor "glows all the time," Paves raved. "[She's] as happy as can be!"

Even after she's ditched her beloved high heels.

"This little lady in my belly throws off my balance" Simpson said recently. "I'm flat-footed, so cute flats and ballet slippers are comical on my feet."

For more musings on pregnancy, read these awesome Jessica Simpson quotes.

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Motherhood couldn't come a moment too soon for Jessica Simpson.

It hasn't actually come yet, but why would that stop OK! from fronting like it's breaking the news of the birth of the 31-year-old's daughter Maxi? Silly question.

Misleading headlines aside, Jessica has longed for a baby her whole life, and now that blessed event is finally here ... or at least will be in the next month or so.

"I can't wait to just hold her in my arms," she said, in one of the most normal Jessica Simpson quotes about pregnancy. "At this point, I am really ready."

An insider notes that "Jessica is going to be the most unbelievable mother ... she’s taken to it like a duck to water.” Because people really talk like that.

“She talks to the baby and already feels like she knows her. She sings to her all the time, too. “It’s sweet, the baby already has songs written for her!”

As for her fiancé, Eric Johnson?

“Eric is going to be an unbelievable dad,” gushed Jessica earlier this year. While first-time parenting can be scary, these two seem like they've got it together.

So much so, it's unbelievable, you could say.

Tori Spelling has come to the defense of super-pregnant Jessica Simpson amid criticism of her weight, specifically The View's Joy Behar calling her fat.

In an exclusive interview with Celebuzz, 38-year-old Tori, who's expecting her fourth child, just five months after giving birth, said the following:

“When women are pregnant, other people need to lay off. It’s a really special time and you should be able to deal with it in your own terms.”

On The View, Behar, 69, said: “Most women who are pregnant are not supposed to gain more than 25 pounds. She looks like she gained a lot more.”

Looking at Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle, we would have to agree ... not that we're criticizing. Every pregnancy is different, Joy.

Tori encouraged Simpson, a judge on NBC’s Fashion Star, to maintain her fashionista style in the final few weeks of her first pregnancy.

“You just have to wear it proud and go with it,” the mom of three - Liam, 5, daughter Stella, 3-and-a-half and five-month-old Hattie - said.

“Every body is different. As far is weight, you never know what is going to happen. You can’t control what angle people are snapping you from.”

Words to live by for pregnant women stalked by paparazzi everywhere. Other words to live by? These awesome Jessica Simpson quotes.

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As Jessica Simpson's baby bump gets bigger, so does the girl's mouth ... in a manner of speaking. The girl's quotes about pregnancy just keep getting more absurd.

Don't get us wrong ... the Jessica Simpson nude cover of Elle was pretty, and we're happy she's excited for the birth of her daughter Maxwell (seriously) in May.

There have been TMI moments, however, as she can't go an hour without telling us ALL about it. Some of the best/worst Jessica Simpson pregnancy quotes.

• "Kraft mac and cheese with Lawry's seasoning salt is the breakfast for pregnant champions!"
• "Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins? Yikes!"
• "The average person expels gas 15 times each day. The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!"
• "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!"
• "I just started referring to myself as Swamp Ass. Like, I have 'swamp ass' right now. I seriously had major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It's like the bayou up in that region."
• "I am definitely 'feeling intimate' ... I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"
• "Oh my God, y'all. I just had a daydream that my vagina ate a bag of Skittles!"

Jessica Simpson has got it all figured out.

The mom-to-be is allegedly going all out to pamper herself as her delivery nears, with the 31-year-old fashion mogul's bank-busting birthing plans leaving even her closest friends shaking their heads in disbelief.

She’s planning on spending almost $2 million, according to reports, but she's also hoping for a $4 million payday to recoup her investment. How?

Selling the first photos of baby daughter Maxi, obviously! Hey, she already made bank when Elle featured Jessica Simpson nude on its cover. Pregnancy = $$$.

Whether anyone will pay that remains to be seen, but let's hope so for her sake, since Jess rented out an entire wing of the hospital (approximately $500K in cost).

“She’s turning the maternity ward into Fort Knox,” the pal says. “If her friends and family want to visit her, they’ll have to make it through numerous checkpoints!”

Puts Beyonce to shame right there.

She’s not about to rely on hospital security to keep her baby safe, either: Jessica plans to hire 30 armed guards to protect Maxi 24/7 ... costing her $1,318,500.

“She’s terrified of kidnapping,” the pal explains to In Touch (we know, we know). “Her head of security just held a pre-birth meeting for her family to brief them!”

Apparently Jessica Simpson's naked, pregnant body on the cover of April's Elle magazine has not been well received by those at Safeway supermarkets.

The attention-grabbing photo of Jessica Simpson nude has been covered up with pieces of cardboard and/or turned around, the Arizona Daily Star reports.

A spokeswoman for the grocery chain said it made the move to censor the cover following "multiple complaints" about the Fashion Star mentor's photo.

Simpson said in an interview that that Demi Moore and Britney Spears-like fully nude, pregnant cover pic was all her idea. Well, and their idea. But in this case:

"They didn't even ask me to do that," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show. "It was my idea. It kind of just seemed a natural thing for me to do."

"I'm like 170 pounds and I wanted to pose nude," she explained.

"I try to be like 110. It's funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident. I just take such pride in being a mom! I just love my body more than ever now."

What do you think of the cover photo above?

A very pregnant Jessica Simpson dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to chat about her new show, Fashion Star, as well as impending motherhood ... in great detail.

The 31-year-old former actress and singer shared that her baby shower had a “Charlotte’s Web” theme including fun activities and munchies like fried Oreos.

As for questions about her soon-to-be-born daughter Maxwell, she said that when the time is right, the amniotic fluid is gonna be off the hook up in there.

“Whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!” J-Simps said.

Lovely. Check out her interview with Jimmy here and after the jump:

Jessica Simpson on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Part I)

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