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Jessica Simpson really is ready to pop.

With the expecting mother growing larger everyday, Simpson posted a funny picture to Instagram today, making a silly face while placing a balloon under her sweater and including with it a simple caption:

"Metaphor."

Jessica Simpson Instagram Photo

Who could have guessed that Jessica Simpson knew what metaphor meant, huh?

Take a note, Kim Kardashian: this is how you deal with jokes about your pregnancy weight.

Jessica and Eric Johnson are expecting their second child next month.

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This just in: Jessica Simpson can really sing.

Lost amidst the failed reality TV and fashion careers of this star - as well as talk of her pregnancies and large breasts - is the fact that Simpson possesses some of the best pipes out there.

And she always has, as a new viral video reminds us.

Simpson Tweeted a performance of herself from a high school production of "A Chorus Line" last night, including with it the caption “The ultimate #tbt” and giving us a fun look back at where the talent all began:

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Jessica Simpson is reportedly livid with Nick Lachey for bringing up her dad in less-than-flattering fashion in an interview on Bravo last week.

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Nick shocked viewers of Watch What Happens Live on Bravo last Tuesday when asked about Jessica and the positives of their marriage imploding.

“The best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore is I don’t have to play grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday,” joked Nick.

“It may not be [funny] tomorrow, but it is tonight,” he added.

In light of the rampant Joe Simpson gay rumors, which may have played a role in his divorce from Tina Simpson, Jessica doesn't see it that way.

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Nick Lachey and brother Drew appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, and his marriage to Jessica Simpson came up in amusing fashion.

The 98 Degrees frontman was put on the spot during a game called Plead the Fifth, where guests can take a flier on one question out of a set of three.

So what's the best part of no longer having Joe Simpson being your father-in-law? For Nick, it's having to worry about what's going on under the table ...

Drew's answer on his brother's behalf was "everything." But Nick's won ... anything that involves "Joe Simpson" and "grab ass" is pretty much a lock.

As for how long it's been since Nick and Jessica spoke, let's just say that he probably hasn't congratulated her on her recent engagement. In 2010.

Question is ... was Nick kidding? Or is Joe Simpson gay?

 

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Jessica Simpson seems to be bumping along nicely these days.

The second-time mom-to-be dropped by Bel Bambini baby boutique in Beverly Hills, leaving with a bag full of goodies presumably for her future son.

Check out the Jessica Simpson baby bump photos below!

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  • Jessica Simpson Bump Photo

Simpson registered for stuff at Bel Bambini for her son-to-be, and checked out boy-friendly designers such as Splendid, Jean Bourget and Little Marc Jacobs.

"She seemed to know exactly what she wanted," an observer says.

Kim Kardashian and her bump (and sisters) hit up the same baby store last week. It's shaping up to be quite the summer for celebrity baby births!

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Jessica Simpson and her insane cleavage are back for Season 2 of Fashion Star, which is apparently still on NBC, which is apparently still airing TV shows.

Premiering March 8, the second-time mom-to-be is mentoring a new crop of aspiring fashion designers and encouraging them to sex up their styles.

Jessica Simpson Cleavage: HUGE!

Said the 32-year-old in a statement:

"I came back to Fashion Star because I was really excited to work with the designers. We're mentors to help the designers make sure their choices are correct."

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Jessica Simpson is expecting a boy.

We basically knew this, but she confirmed it last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live in typical Jessica Simpson fashion, candidly discussing her second pregnancy.

"The crazy thing is I never knew a wiener could make me nauseous," she quipped, then realized, "Well, I guess I just told the world that I'm having a boy!"

Indeed she did.

"I can't believe I just did that, that was not planned," Simpson insisted.

"I just did it so crude, I feel awful!"

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No one expected Jessica Simpson to get pregnant again just seven months after the birth of her first child, daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson ... well, except maybe her.

The 32-year-old singer turned fashion designer explained on Ellen today that "Apparently protection was just thrown out the window!"

Apparently.

Despite eschewing birth control, Simpson explained that it still caught her off guard: "We're happy ... But we were definitely extremely shocked."

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Jessica Simpson is eating for two these days, and it shows. Adorably.

The mom-to-be enjoyed lunch with fiance Eric Johnson and BFF Cacee Cobb - who's also pregnant - at the Cheesecake Factory in L.A. on Saturday.

Not a lot of healthy recipes up in that piece, but hey, what are you gonna do, right? You're only knocked up once (per year in Jessica's case)!

  • Jessica Simpson Baby Bump
  • Jessica Simpson Baby Bump Picture

Two days earlier, Simpson, 32, dressed her precious baby bump in a festive pink blazer for a wildly overpriced lunch with Johnson, 33, at The Ivy.

Take a look at more fashionable, cute Jessica Simpson photos below!

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