On the most recent season of True Tori, viewers watched in abject horror as Tori Spelling cried multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two head cases, considering the latter is an admittedly depressed, cheating alcoholic and the former is, well, Tori Spelling?

Posted in: Celebrity Break-Ups

Remember Dane Cook? He was the briefly popular bromedian who disappeared after being busted for stealing much of his act from other comics.

These days, Dane is launching a comeback (hopefully with original material), and he sat down with Andy Cohen last night to promote his upcoming standup special that we're guessing is titled Dane Cook: Still a Douche!

Posted in: Dane Cook

Blissful, stunning newlywed Jessica Simpson has penned a column for Glamour in which she revealed her wedding vows, but with a bit of a twist.

These aren't just the vows she exchanged with Eric Johnson at the altar, but the vows she's taken for herself, as they pertain to nurturing a happy marriage.

Posted in: Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson