Alleged singer and actress Jessica Simpson, who was kind of a big star back in like 2002, turns 28 years old today. Congratulations, Jess!

Jess may have no platinum records in the past five years, and no acting roles that border even on mediocre, but at least she's got that rack, as well as boyfriend Tony Romo and sister Ashlee to keep her in the news. Woo!

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Oh, who are we kidding. No one cares about Jessica Simpson's fashion choices! The title of this post was just an excuse to talk about her body, as showcased the other night during her b-day celebration with boyfriend Tony Romo.

This photo sums up Jessica Simpson so perfectly, illustrating the top two reasons for her fame better than a thousand words ever could...

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Loyal readers of The Hollywood Gossip know our staff isn't huge fans of Jessica Simpson.

While a few of us were thankful she helped curse Tony Romo and the Cowboys this season, the singer's enormous boobs simply aren't enough to overcome her attention-grabbing ploys. Her sister and father suck, too.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson