Either that or they used an file photo, circa 2001. But most likely it's just airbrushing. Only InTouch or Star would actually try to pass off an older picture (as we saw with their recent, outstanding Britney Spears efforts).

Seriously, the last time Jessica Simpson looked like this, she was married to (and cheating on) Nick Lachey while confusing meat products on reality TV. And what's with the plaid? We get it, she "country" now. Yawn.

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Apparently still trying to sing, Jessica Simpson made her country debut at the musical festival and, well, according to the The Kenosha News ...

"She's an embarrassment to country music," said one member of the audience, who was apparently surprised. "It's crap. She doesn't belong here."

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A dressed-terribly down Jessica Simpson (showing her support for boyfriend / playoff choke artist Tony Romo and his Dallas Cowboys) totes around her dog Daisy and some chick during a trip to Ralph's supermarket in Los Angeles Monday.

Which is good news. We're glad Jessica actually eats from time to time.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson