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First, there was the Paris Hilton sex tape. Yech.

Then, the Dustin Diamond sex tape. Yikes.

Jessica and Ken

Finally, rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape.

Yippee.

Now comes perhaps the sex tape possibility to end all sex tape possibilities:

Jessica Simpson is reportedly reeling over talk that a certain video is about to be leaked onto the Internet.

In the alleged X-rated romp, Jessica is seen engaging in a number of acts with then-husband Nick Lachey that would make even Crazy Joe Simpson blush.

In other words: please make this be real! T.H. Gossip can't handle being teased like this again.

On second thought, sure we can. But we still hope this is legit. A source reportedly close to the couple told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper:

"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

Except when she cheated on Nick with Bam Margera, that is.

According to reports, the tape does exist and has no doubt fallen into the dirty clutches of David Hans Schmidt.

How the heck did that guy get his job?

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John Mayer may be a big turkey, but he didn't dine on any with Jessica Simpson last week.

THG NOTE: That may well have been the worst intro in history, but that doesn't make it untrue.

J-Simps

Despite reports to the contrary, The Hollywood Gossip has learned that the loser singer ended up spending Thanksgiving in the Big Apple, and rumors of his holiday vacation with Jessica Simpson were just that. Rumors.

As you know (especially if you're Lindsay Lohan), Rumers follow everywhere you go. In the case of Jessica and John, speculation was sparked when the two were spotted together at LAX on their way out of town.

Mayer and Simpson have recently grabbed the spotlight again after they were spotted on a date together in Malibu, California, on November 12. But that didn't lead to holiday plans. Mayer's rep laughed off the idea that the singer was making plans to go to Texas for Turkey Day.

"A press release was issued several weeks ago stating that after the American Music Awards on Tuesday, November 21, John would be flying to New York for his third consecutive Thanksgiving performance on The Late Show with David Letterman."

"This has become one of Mayer's favorite new holiday traditions. He has been on the phone with Paul [Shaffer]. Collaborating on the arrangement since he was in Japan several weeks ago on tour with Sheryl Crow and will be performing a song from his platinum-selling album Continuum that he has not performed on any other TV appearance to date. Mayer will then spend Thanksgiving with his family in Connecticut following the appearance."

Thanks for the clarification, John Mayer rep. Your job must eat it. Anyway, we hope the "musician" had a nice time last week. In other news, here are some celebrities who, like Mayer and Simpson, DID NOT spend Thanksgiving together:

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A couple months ago, John Mayer gave an interview in which he denounced rumors of dating a certain less than genius-like blonde singer.

Then, however, rumors of a secret rendezvous with Jessica Simpson and her gigantic breasts began to make the rounds. Now?

GIVE ME FOOD!

The secret may be out.

The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, California, on November 12. Actual people saw them there and reported the details.

"She didn't eat much," a witness saidys. "She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date."

Mayer apparently left a $40 tip on the $100 bill. Hearing this news in New York, Nick Lachey went ahead and left a $60 tip on a $12 bill.

Friends of both celebs are finally talking openly about the relationship. They're just not giving their names.

"She's taking her time with it," a Simpson pal said.

"It's a flirtation," a Mayer buddy added. "I wouldn't call it full-on dating, but there is a fondness. He doesn't like the attention, but he likes her. He wants to avoid the public scrutiny of last time."

He probably doesn't want to avoid those mammoth Jessica Simpson boobs, however. We hear Mayer has a fondness for them.

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We received such passionate responses the first time we pitted Vanessa Minnillo against Jessica Simpson that we wanted to give readers another chance to pick sides.

In the initial battle between these beauties, each vixen wore white. Thanks to Nick Lachey, of course, we know that's not really appropriate anymore. Hence, the pairing of black (ugly) dresses below.

Simpson and Romo Pic

Minnillo wore hers at a birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas last week, while Simpson opted for a floor-length gown at the Noche de Ninos Gala to Benefit Children's Hospitals in Beverly Hills.

Who do you think wore her outfit better? And can Minnillo minions and Simpson supporters at least agree that each Lachey lover looks hotter than Anna Nicole Smith?

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They seemed like the perfect, reality TV couple a year ago. Then, on Thanksgiving, everything changed.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced their split, following three years of marriage. Since then, Simpson, 26, and Lachey, 33, whose divorce became final on June 30, have clearly moved on, as People magazine reports in its latest issue.

Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves

Simpson made shelter at her Beverly Hills mansion and has kept busy with music, movie work and a possible fling with John Mayer.

"She's doing great," Simpson's stylist and best pal, Ken Paves, told the publication, while Jessica says this Thanksgiving will be spent with family in Texas.

"I'm going to Waco with my family. I look forward to just seeing my grandparents and giving them a big hug and cooking with my grandma and my family," Simpson said. "And just kind of being normal for a little bit."

She'll probably surf the Internet for dates while there, too.

Overall, Jessica says she's "really good," - and will soon starting shooting a new movie, Blond Ambition, with Luke Wilson.

It's about "a small-town girl moving to the city and making it in the corporate world, and she never expected to make it there," she said.

Doesn't sound one bit like Legally Blonde with Reese Witherspoon to us. Not one bit.

Meanwhile, Lachey, who is renovating a Bel Air bachelor pad, has amped up his music career with a gold-selling album and nationwide tour.

He's also found love again with MTV's TRL host Vanessa Minnillo, 26, who he's been dating for seven months. It was actually both of their birthdays yesterday.

"The first few months were hard," a pal of Lachey's told People about life after his split from Simpson. "But Nick finally realized he was in a better place."

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Who has the finest cleavage of the land? Has that sentence ever been used before in the history of the English language? It's very difficult to say.

Both questions, that is. But here we have two extremely worthy candidates battling it out to answer the former. Jessica Simpson (left) is certainly well endowed in that department, while Scarlett Johansson (right) is not what you might call a slouch herself. See below:

Wooo, Jessica!

Come to think of it, why do we have to pick a winner? Much like debating whether Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie is the bigger train wreck, there's often no concrete distinction. Some prizes are just meant to be shared. So let's have a round of applause for the real hero here -- what a close friend of T.H. Gossip once termed "the top-of-boobs shirt."

We salute you, top-of-boobs shirt. We salute you.

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I'm a cheesy pop star. I am. I sing pop music, pop music is cheesy.

This is probably the smartest thing Jessica Simpson has ever said. It's nice to see a celebrity recognize her place in the world, not taking herself or her role of singing cover songs too seriously.

C'mere!

Hear that, Lindsay Lohan?

Anyway, Ashlee's sister recently interviewed by Jane magazine. Here are tidbits from the discussion:

  • Dolly Parton is her idol.
  • She's into photography.
  • She listens to Judy Garland's "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" every day.
  • She sees a white butterfly every day, but she can't figure out what it means.
  • Mary-Kate Olsen is her favorite Olsen twin.

We may have made the last one up. But the white butterfly may represent ex-husband Nick Lachey and the freedom he now has to date every woman under the sun.

Even if that's somehow not the case, we hope Jess is feeling better these days. Based on recent Jessica Simpson pictures, the singer is a few hair brush strokes short of beautiful.

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Jessica Simpson has seen better days.

Namely, any day other than this one.

Air Head

According to numerous gossip columnists, the "actress" and "singer" has been claiming that her failed romance with John Mayer was "crushing."

Poor thing. As usual, Jessica is the victim. Never mind the fact that she's the one who filed for, and initiated, the divorce with Nick Lachey. Now we are supposed to feel bad for her and how hard it is to move on.

Boo f*%king hoo. It looks to T.H. Gossip not like a sob story, but more like "drama queen falls apart without guy," and "sister of plastic-surgery addict Ashlee Simpson struggles to stay in spotlight while spiraling into obscurity."

Regardless, this picture of Jessica is rough as all hell. Take a look at this fine gallery of Jessica Simpson pictures to observe our girl's recent transformation from bombshell to train wreck.

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Hey, JoeBlow69, that's probably not the real Jessica Simpson you're talking to online. We doubt she actually goes by the screen name, IReallyAmJessicaSimpson.

But that doesn't mean the ex of Nick Lachey isn't somewhere around the Internet right now.

Jessica Struts Her Stuff

A source told Britain's More magazine:

"After she split up with John Mayer, she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name, but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop."

Simpson is said to be seduced by the freedom and anonymity Internet dating provides. Her sister, of course, was said to be seduced by Nick Carter.

The source added: "Jessica loves the idea she can use the Internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."

Pretending to be someone else is definitely the way to get a guy to like you for your personality. That's why Alison Clinton pretended not to be a desperate attention seeker in order to bag her husband.

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Don't believe us? Ask the the buxom-laden blonde yourself.

In Jane magazine, Jessica Simpson says that on their third wedding anniversary, she went to go save the children while Nick just "stayed at home."

Jessica Simpson, Body

In that one fateful moment, everything changed for Ashlee's sister.

"Everything became so clear," said Jessica. "I was in hospitals with all these sick kids ... I just knew I needed to find something more in my life, on my own."

Like the long-awaited answer to the chicken/tuna debate.

Look, we like Jessica. She's pretty and sweet. But give Nick Lachey a break. He wasn't the one that spent hundreds on lingerie that could've gone to charity or sat around the house, whining about cooking a meal.

Okay, maybe we watched too much Newlyweds.

The point is: Lachey may not be Bono ... but he's not O.J. Simpson, either.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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