It's a celebrity fashion battle for the ages... and one in which both subjects possess a remarkable lack of talent. But we're here to talk about style and that's it, so it's cool.

Alleged singer Jessica Simpson showed her true spots in a Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress (as Whitney Port rolls over in her grave) while shopping in N.Y.C, while socialite Paris Hilton hit the town in London in the pink leopard-print frock ...

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Carrie Underwood was in New York for the unveiling of her wax figure (see yesterday's edition of Real or Wax), but she also addressed another fake singer, Jessica Simpson, and her reported rift with her ex's new girlfriend.

Talking about the life-like replica of herself, Carrie Underwood said: "Honestly, it looks so good, it's kind of creepy looking at myself."

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Just kidding. Tony Romo still counts himself in that category, too.

After performing at the State Fair of Texas, Jessica Simpson let her dog, a maltipoo named Daisy, share center stage Saturday during the launch of her new fragrance, Talentless Fancy, at a Dillard's department store in Dallas ...

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With her career deteriorating a little more each day, it's no surprise that Jessica Simpson has her sights set on Plan B: Marrying a really rich guy.

Today's Chicago-Sun Times reports that wedding bells may not be far off for Simpson and her beau, hunky Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo:

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Sure, the Dallas Cowboys are 3-0 after beating Green Bay last night. But remember last year, people, and the reason why their season suddenly headed south.

We'll give you a hint: it involves a hot body and bad singing.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson