Breaking News: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Did Not Spend Thanksgiving Together
John Mayer may be a big turkey, but he didn't dine on any with Jessica Simpson last week.
THG NOTE: That may well have been the worst intro in history, but that doesn't make it untrue.
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer: It's So Back On
A couple months ago, John Mayer gave an interview in which he denounced rumors of dating a certain less than genius-like blonde singer.
Then, however, rumors of a secret rendezvous with Jessica Simpson and her gigantic breasts began to make the rounds. Now?
Photo Finish: Vanessa Minnillo v. Jessica Simpson II
We received such passionate responses the first time we pitted Vanessa Minnillo against Jessica Simpson that we wanted to give readers another chance to pick sides.
In the initial battle between these beauties, each vixen wore white. Thanks to Nick Lachey, of course, we know that's not really appropriate anymore. Hence, the pairing of black (ugly) dresses below.
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey: A Year Later
They seemed like the perfect, reality TV couple a year ago. Then, on Thanksgiving, everything changed.
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced their split, following three years of marriage. Since then, Simpson, 26, and Lachey, 33, whose divorce became final on June 30, have clearly moved on, as People magazine reports in its latest issue.
Jessica vs. Scarlett: Clash of the Cleavage
Who has the finest cleavage of the land? Has that sentence ever been used before in the history of the English language? It's very difficult to say.
Both questions, that is. But here we have two extremely worthy candidates battling it out to answer the former. Jessica Simpson (left) is certainly well endowed in that department, while Scarlett Johansson (right) is not what you might call a slouch herself. See below:
Recap of Jessica Simpson in Jane Magazine
I'm a cheesy pop star. I am. I sing pop music, pop music is cheesy.
This is probably the smartest thing Jessica Simpson has ever said. It's nice to see a celebrity recognize her place in the world, not taking herself or her role of singing cover songs too seriously.
Jessica Simpson: Going Downhill In a Hurry
Jessica Simpson has seen better days.
Namely, any day other than this one.
Jessica Simpson is MySpace, Internet Dating Junkie
Hey, JoeBlow69, that's probably not the real Jessica Simpson you're talking to online. We doubt she actually goes by the screen name, IReallyAmJessicaSimpson.
But that doesn't mean the ex of Nick Lachey isn't somewhere around the Internet right now.
Jessica Simpson is a Better Person than Nick Lachey
Â Don't believe us? Ask the the buxom-laden blonde yourself.
In Jane magazine, Jessica Simpson says that on their third wedding anniversary, she went to go save the children while Nick just "stayed at home."
We Heart Boobs (and Simpson Sisters)!
We really do. There's just no denying it. So you can bet your D-cups that you're gonna hear about it when we come across a pair of pictures showcasing some sweet, singing sisters' significant, supple assets. They're both motorboat-worthy, but who wins the cleavage title among Joe Simpson's talentless, yet uber-famous spawn? You be the judge.
Nightclub Doorman Dishes Dirt on Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson and More
TMZ.com has an exciting exclusive: it spoke to a doorman at one of the most exclusive clubs in Hollywood, getting him to spill the celebrity beans on who is allowed in to these hot spots and which stars will try anything to get through the doors.
Take a quick guess as to which category Brooke Hogan would fall into. Anyway, on to the scoop ...