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Mischa Barton knows all about getting high.

Putting aside her penchant for pot, though, the former star of The OC seems to be following a disturbing trend: cute actresses dressing like old ladies.

Daisy Dukes

From the pictures below, it's evident Barton and Jessica Simpson are trying a bit too hard to shed their reputation as nothing but airheaded beauties. You gals could maybe star in quality shows or movies instead of dressing like Dorothy from The Golden Girls. 

Simpson's choice to host an event featuring The Pussycat Dolls isn't exactly what we have in mind. Saying goodbye to that lame singer/boyfriend, John Mayer, might be a good idea, however.

As for Mischa, our career advice would follow a three-pronged approach:

  1. Stop vomiting in public
  2. Eat
  3. Stay away from Nicole Richie

And, seriously, lose those pants.

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Take this, Nick Lachey!

You may be moving in with long-time girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo, but your ex-wife is taking her big boobs to the stage in Las Vegas.

Jessica Simpson in a Skort

That's right, Jessica Simpson is getting back to her cleavage-baring ways.

The brown-haired owner of two really huge breasts will don her naughty-wear May 4 when she plays host to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at the scantily-clad group's themed lounge at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas.

"This is a chance for her to be sexy again and back in the spotlight," a club source said.

After all, Simpson has almost taken a back seat to John Mayer throughout this famous pair's relationship. But not anymore! Not if Jessica Simpson's bare skin and voluptuous curves have anything to say about it!

And as Tricia Helfer has proven, those assets can take you far.

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Eight months into his relationship with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer has passed an important, severely annoying, untalented hurdle:

He's won the approval of Ashlee Simpson. Whoop dee do.

Eric Johnson and Jessica Simpson

"Ashlee loves John Mayer," a Simpson pal tells People in its new issue. "She thinks he is great for her. More importantly, Jess is happy."

Ashlee Simpson isn't the only one in a positive mood.

"John seems very smitten," says another Simpson pal.

Just back from a romantic trip to Rome, Mayer and Simpson have been making the amore last back in L.A., with kisses over lunch, nuzzles at a James Morrison concert and hand-in-hand strolls.

On March 20, Simpson, 26, and Mayer, 29, happily snapped pictures with fans at a gig of Mayer's bandmate David Ryan Harris at the Hotel Cafe.

And catching Morrison's show at the Roxy, "They were smooching throughout," says a fellow concertgoer. Afterwards, over plastic surgery cocktails at Parc restaurant with Ashlee, 22.

"They were holding hands and laughing constantly," says an onlooker. "Jessica looks really comfortable with him."

Friends say Simpson is relishing this romance, which is low-key compared to her time with ex-husband Nick Lachey (or her sex romp with Bam Margera).

"When she was with Nick, she was really under her family's thumb," says a friend. "This is a relationship that is all hers."

Kind of how Ashlee feels about her new nose, chin and boobs. Oh, snap. Observes another pal, Christina Milian, who was in Simpson's "Public Affair" video:

"Clearly this is a relationship that's not for the cameras. It's not about celebrity. It seems like they truly have an attraction to each other, and they're both clearly very talented as well."

No word on whether Pete Wentz approves of John Mayer. Or whether he tells his friends that he's not dating Ashlee Simpson.

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Her boyfriend was recently seen pumping gas.

In a related note, Jessica Simpson donated a new minivan - which uses gas to operate - to the Mexican orphanage she supports.

A Jessica Simpson Pregnant Pic

The pop star drew cheers when she drove through the gates of the Casa Hogar Elim orphanage in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico, in a white 2007 Chrysler Town & Country and handed the keys to Mama Lupita, who runs the home. It was her most charitable act since showing off her giant boobs for men everywhere.

"The kids were cheering when she pulled up," Simpson's rep told People magazine. "They surrounded the car and were so excited to see her. They kept saying, 'Muchas gracias! Muchas gracias!' A few of them spoke English and said, 'We love you, Jessica!' "

Which was helpful. Because Simpson knows Spanish about as well as Bridget Moynahan knows birth control.

Mama Lupita, who speaks little English, was the first to give Simpson a big hug.

"I'm so honored and happy to be able to help," said Simpson, who hugged Mama Lupita and the throng of kids who had waited anxiously to see her and presented her with gifts, including an engraved plaque with a photo of the kids and a beaded necklace they'd made for her.

It was probably a nicer gift than anything that loser, John Mayer, has gotten for her in weeks.

Simpson was there with her mother Tina (who rode in the passenger seat when her daughter drove the minivan onto the orphanage's grounds) and her crazy manager father, Joe Simpson.

Last fall, Simpson won a Chrysler Crossfire sports car at a swag suite at the MTV's Video Music Awards, but asked Chrysler to exchange it for a minivan so she could help out the orphanage.

A spokesperson for Chrysler confirmed: "Instead of the Chrysler Crossfire, she decided to get a minivan for the orphanage instead. She went for the Chrysler Town & Country."

The seven-passenger minivan even has a DVD player so the kids can watch their favorite movies when Mama Lupita drives them around. We heard they can't wait for Spider-Man 3!

Meanwhile, this post was sponsored by Chrysler.

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Time changes everything, readers. Like seasons and months, for example.

Not to mention relationships. Nick Lachey spent time in Italy less than two years ago, for example. He was there to celebrate his third wedding anniversary with his wife. Now that wife is spending time in that same country with another man.

Skort

Her name? Jessica Simpson.

The new man's name? John Mayer.

His music? Lame.

But "she's really happy," says longtime Simpson friend and New York City colorist Rita Hazan, who touched up the singer's brunette locks before her departure.

While in Rome, Mayer and Simpson booked a top floor suite at the Hotel de Russie â€" the same hotel where some of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's guests stayed during the couple's November nuptials.

On March 8, the lovebirds lunched at Dal Bolognese restaurant. "He was smiling very much and she was giggling a lot," says a source at the eatery.

"They held hands for much of the time and had eyes only for themselves."

The next stop was Via Condotti, Rome's most exclusive shopping street. The couple stopped to shop at Fendi, Gucci, Valentino and even La Perla's luxury underwear shop. You know, in case Jessica wanted to do her best Sophie Anderton impression later that night.

The pair left Rome Tuesday, according to a source who says, "They're back in L.A. now. They had a fantastic trip."

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Paris Hilton likes to go doggy style. That we know.

But for some other stars, canine love doesn't necessarily translate into being a dirty slut. Which is good to see. Check out the cute pictures of stars and dogs below!

Plunging Neckline

TOP ROW: Former American Idol finalist Katharine McPhee (left) cradles her chihuahua, Nina, at The Grove in L.A., while Zodiac star and certified hottie Jake Gyllenhaal takes a wander with his pups - Atticus and Boo Radley - on the beach. Jake may not be a fan of boxers or briefs, but apparently, he is a fan of To Kill a Mockingbird!

BOTTOM ROW: Her workouts in West Hollywood are strenuous, but that doesn't mean Fergie (left) can't paws (eh?) to play with a furry friend. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson goes for an afternoon ride with her bitch in L.A. No, not John Mayer. At least he's not in the picture. We're talking about adorable little Daisy! Aww.

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Antonella Barba lives to sing another day.

Enough American Idol viewers called in to vote for this attractive, mediocre singer that she survived the latest round of cuts last night.

Simpson in Paris

But will she survive this photo face off against Jessica Simpson?

Back when she was really beautiful, popular and married to Nick Lachey, Jessica posed on the cover of Rolling Stone as the coolest, hottest housewife of all-time.

Since then, of course, she's seen an album tank, dyed her hair and gotten hot and heavy with John Mayer. Interesting career choices all around.

Now, in one of the lesser known Antonella Barba pictures, we've come across a shot of this hopeful singer emulating that same cover shoot. Who looks better? Which beauty would you prefer to be sweeping your floors right about now?

Leave a comment and let us know.

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What is John Mayer up to in this picture?

His relationship with Jessica Simpson appears to be going very well - so he can probably simply ask her upstairs if he wants to see whether her body is a wonderland.

Jessica Simpson Hand Tattoo

Plus, we know Jess likes to get wasted on her own. You ain't gotta be sneaky about it.

Mayer and Simpson entered the club Stereo together recently after a concert by the lame, floppy-haired artist. They settled in to the VIP area, arm in arm, where it appears as though John is up to something sneaky.

At one point, while standing on top of the banquette, Mayer danced to David Bowie's "Let's Dance." And when Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" came on, Simpson got up to shake her booty, as well.

The couple, of course has been spotted out together for months, including stops in Miami, New York and Los Angeles, but as of yet have remained relatively mum about their relationship.

At his Madison Square Garden concert, Mayer thanked his parents and the audience for their support over the years. "It's all because of you," he said of his success, adding later, "For everything that sucks [such as Antonella Barba] in life, there's something that helps recover it."

At the party, when Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" came on, Simpson danced in front of Mayer with her back to him When it came time to go, the twosome huddled close together and he kissed as they made their way out of the club.

Awwww ....

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We're sure that her body is a wonderland. Now, according to the boyfriend of Jessica Simpson, a relationship with the beauty is like a trip to Disneyland. It's a lot of fun.

After being pressed numerous times about his fling with the new brunette, John Mayer is done holding back his feelings.

Totally Covered Up

When asked by Time Out New York, "So, what about Jessica? According to Extra, you can't deny you're a couple anymore," Mayer shot back: "I don't think I've ever denied it. When did I deny it?"

Adds Mayer, whose fans might think the crooner and the pop star are an odd match: "I'm having the best time of my life, so if the names don't make sense to people, that's so small to me."

Wow, a zinger from Mayer to his fans.

Must mean he either doesn't care about them - or does care about the older sister of Ashlee Simpson a whole bunch.

Mayer was most recently quizzed by Ryan Seacrest about Simpson on the red carpet at the Grammy Awards. He answered the American Idol host in Japanese and suggested, "Find a Japanese person and decode it."

The translated answer? "She's a lovely woman and I'm glad to be with her."

But is that still the case, now that Jessica has dyed her famous blonde hair a gross redish brown? We assume so.

After all, Mayer better keep saying the right things - unless he wants Crazy Joe Simpson to beat him down with a tire iron.

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She's not gasping in abject terror at the prospect of going from blonde bombshell to unattractive brunette... or whatever you call her new, bad haircut.

Nor is Jessica Simpson appalled that she's dating singer John Mayer. That's just half the editorial board at The Hollywood Gossip dot com.

Daisy Duke

And no, she wasn't just presented with a dick in a box from a certain sexy vocalist.

She just can't believe what she watched last night. Being a one-time MTV star herself, Jessica keeps her eye on the network's new reality shows. Like the rest of us, she's in disbelief that Heidi Montag gave Spencer another chance on last night's episode of The Hills.

Here, Crazy Joe Simpson's eldest daughter reacts indignantly to the unsettling events of the Lauren Conrad-headlined reality show upon being confronted by a photographer.

We can only imagine how Jessica felt during last season's finale, when LC somehow chose to spend the summer with Jason Wahler rather than take that internship in Paris.

Speaking of things that have been in Paris, wonder what Joe Francis is up to.