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Yikes.

So-called actress and singer Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX airport in L.A. this week showcasing some, uh, rather large lips. Shield your eyes from pic below...

Big Jessica Simpson

What ever happened to the hot Jessica Simpson of yore?

We have no idea, but Nick Lachey, man, you may not have thought so at the time, but you got lucky when she dumped you. Hmm... that grotesque face above or going at it with a nude Vanessa Minnillo. Difficult call right there!

Bet Sophia Bush is looking pretty hot now, right, Tony Romo? Jessica Simpson first confessed to Glamour that she got lip injections in 2006.

"I had that Restylane stuff," she said. "It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But ... it went away in, like, four months... My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!"

Well, they were, at least. Unless Jessica's pimp (father Joe) made an endorsement deal with some lip injection service, we have no idea what she's thinking here.

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When Jessica Simpson announced her split from husband Nick Lachey in 2005, she never guessed she'd be the heartbroken one more than two years later.

But it's true - Nick Lachey has been happily seeing Vanessa Minnillo nude for some time, while Simpson has endured a bevy of high-profile, failed relationships.

The list of douchebags the eldest daughter of Joe Simpson has dated is certainly not short - John Mayer, Adam Levine, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, et cetera.

Simpson, Jessica

Jessica Simpson: So much regret. So little talent.

"There is definitely a part of her that really regrets breaking up with Nick now," a Jessica Simpson friend tells Us Weekly in the magazine's new cover story.

That regret is starting to show. On October 26 (what would've been her 5th anniversary), Jessica spent the day "looking through old photo albums that she made with Nick... she said she was just being girly, but she was very somber."

"Jessica thought she would be with someone right by now," the pal said.

Could Jessica Simpson, who has recently started dating Dallas quarterback and celebrity gossip mainstay Tony Romo, be her own worst enemy?

Meanwhile, on a November 15 guest host appearance on The View, Simpson, who is currently recording a country music album in an effort to revive her sagging career, seemed to be pining for a guy ... a guy like Nick Lachey:

"I want a man," she said. "Somebody who's a really great family guy... Gosh, just somebody who's strong enough to be my man."

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Manager, wardrobe consultant, pimp - Crazy Joe Simpson wears many hats. It seems like the latter may be the most appropriate when it comes to Jessica.

If a report in the New York Post is to be believed, Jessica Simpson's hands-on dad delivered the (male) goods for his l'il girl, in the form of Tony Romo!

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson: Her pimp/father approves.

Apparently the star Dallas Cowboys quarterback, who has been pining for Jess for ages, can do no wrong in the mind of Joe Simpson, a huge fan of America's Team.

So when Tony Romo recently asked to take Jessica Simpson out for a drink, the patriarch was more than happy to oblige. In fact, it went so well between Jess and Tony that Romo came over to the Simpsons on Thanksgiving Day, for turkey and perhaps, a little stuffing. Sorry, that was crass. But too easy. Says a source:

"Jessica is happy. She's been texting everyone about how great [Tony Romo] is."

We're guessing she doesn't mean his throwing arm, if you know what we mean. All we have to say about this is that we feel sorry for poor Sophia Bush.

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Once-rumored couple Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo reportedly spent a lot of time together over this past week - including a visit by the Dallas Cowboys quarterback to Simpson's relatives on the Friday after Thanksgiving!

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were spotted late Thursday after he quarterbacked America's Team to a thrashing of the Jets. Then on Friday, the couple went to Jessica's grandparents new home in Waco, Texas, In Touch Weekly says.

Tony Romo got a hero's welcome from Crazy Joe Simpson and Tina Simpson (her parents) as well as from Jessica's grandparents, an onlooker reports.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson: Hittin' it for real this time?

While Tony Romo previously denied that he is dating Jessica Simpson, insiders say the pair is definitely involved ... and are getting more serious.

Another report: Simpson showed up to watch him at his game Thanksgiving Day and referred to him as "my man" to friends, a source tells Us Weekly.

Earlier this year, Romo was linked to country star Carrie Underwood. More recently, he has supposedly been dating One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush.

Carrie has reportedly moved on to Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford - a Dallas native - but how does Sophia Bush feel about the Romo-Simpson rumor?

Stay tuned.

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Don't worry, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, you're still the most random, unsightly new couple out there. Maybe of all-time.

But Star Magazine is reporting that a new, unexpected pair of celebrities has been hanging out a lot recently: Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson. We didn't see this one coming.

Tony Romo and Jessica Pic

The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend. Following the meal - about which a witness said "[Owen] couldn't keep his hands off her" - Simpson went back to Owen's Malibu home.

Did Wilson see Jessica Simpson nude at that point? We can't say for sure. But the pairing does make sense on some levels:

The actor recently tried to commit suicide, so he doesn't want any kind of heavy relationship right now. And you don't get any lighter than Ms. Chicken of the Sea.

From Jessica's point of view, meanwhile, she needs a fling to help her get over John Mayer and Minka Kelly dating. She just better not hurt Owen in the process.

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When celebrities wear the same hot dresses, our staffers have no choice but to do a celebrity fashion face-off. Especially if it's a couple of cuties like Jessica Simpson and Hayden Panettiere donning the stuff. But who will prevail?

The Heroes actress hit the streets of Manhattan in her "What Comes Around Goes Around minidress back in September, while the "singer" dazzled in a very similar sequined minidress at a Clothes Off Our Backs event in L.A. Peep it:

Celebrating Simpsons

Who wore it better, Hayden or Jessica? You tell us!

If you ask The Hollywood Gossip, we'd have to take Hayden Panettiere. We like our celebrity fashion goddesses young, and compared to the Heroes star, Jessica is downright menopausal. Sorry, Jessica, you're sooooooo 2001.
Plus, Hayden has an I.Q. over 75 and doesn't get fingered by Cheri Oteri.

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Tara Conner may be through with girl-on-girl action.

But it looks like comedian Cheri Oteri is just getting started... much to the dismay of Jessica Simpson.

Kind of Rough

We have no idea what's actually going on in the photo below, but the singer doesn't look to be a fan of the two-fingered taco tango. At least now when John Mayer isn't the one leading the dance.

You're feeling up the wrong female celebrity, Cheri. Let us go find the phone number of Tila Tequila...

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck may be taking maternity leave next month, but don't worry fans of The View: your show won't lose its blonde ambition.

Jessica Simpson will co-host the morning talk show on November 15-16. Let's hope they don't talk about tuna fish with the singer.

Jessica Simpson, CaCee Cobb

In other View news, Kassie DePaiva, star of ABC's One Life to Live, will be the first celebrity guest co-host to substitute for Hasselbeck during her leave.

Catch her on October 24.

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A Jessica Simpson nude scene may need to take place if Joe Simpson wants his daughter to enjoy any kind of on-screen success.

While the crazy, control freak of a father has supposedly nixed that sort of act on behalf of Jessica, recent box office results and rumors might have him re-thinking such a conservative stance.

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Pic?

First, the movie Blonde Ambition is reportedly headed straight to DVD. That instantly makes it more of a bomb than the attempts of other pop singers to act, such as Glitter (Mariah Carey) or Crossroads (Britney Spears).

Now, sources tell The National Enquirer that Jessica Simpson is anything but pleasant on the set of her next film, Major Movie Star.

Granted, this isn't the most reliable celebrity gossip magazine on the planet, but here's what its source said:

"Jessica is acting like a spoiled brat. She throws tantrums and gripes about the heat. After a week of having to tolerate her, we're all ready for her to pack her bags and hit the road. Jessica barely speaks to her co-star, Vivica A. Fox, and insists on eating by herself in her trailer rather than in the tents set up for the cast and crew!

And while Vivica and everyone else walk the set, Jessica has a driver ferry her from one location to the next â€" even if she only has to walk 100 feet!"

We gotta admit: that does sound like the pampered Newlywed we watched sit around the house with Nick Lachey during their marriage.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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