Well, the good news about Jessica Simpson’s performance in Grand Rapids last week is that nobody’s talking about her now-infamous weight gain.

The bad news is that people are calling it a “meltdown.” Reports she mouthed “sorry” to the audience after forgetting lyrics are never encouraging.

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We're not picking on her. We're just quoting the newest cover of one of the top celebrity news and gossip publications in the entire world, Us Weekly.

While it's unclear if food is waterboarding her or just subjecting her to insults and other verbal abuse, what's undeniable is that the celeb gossip world has been captivated by the Jessica Simpson weight gain we've seen in recent weeks.

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Well, this is more of a personal maintenance issue than strictly fashion. A real possibility exists that Jessica has painted her face orange for some reason ... or at least uses some really cheap spray-on tanning product. Yikes.

Mmm. We can't always look our best, but this is just rough. This might even make you long for the mom jeans and double-leopard print belt, so view with caution:

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When Jessica Simpson decided to be an actress a few years ago, she was at her peak, both as a singer and as a good-looking person. While her big-screen debut was by no means decent, it earned a decent amount of money.

Since then, her films have followed a clear pattern, concluding with her most recent effort. Which is ironic, because as her body has ballooned, her movies' box office revenues seem to have done the reverse. See below:

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As we touched upon in our earlier examination of celebrity quotes on this important subject, Kim Kardashian is sick and tired of celeb gossip sites giving Jessica Simpson such a hard time over new and wildly controversial full figure.

"EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson's alleged weight gain. I think it's absolutely ridiculous," blogged Kim Kardashian, adding that she's "probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then?"

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson