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She may not be as reviled as Kelly Tilghman, but Jessica Simpson isn't what you'd call popular among sports enthusiasts these days.

At least not among Cowboys fans.

She's been touted as the rival New York Giants' secret weapon this coming Sunday, when her boyfriend Tony Romo leads his Dallas team into battle.

The "singer" faced criticism from Dallas fans after she rooted on Romo at Texas Stadium December 16 when the Cowboys lost to Philadelphia.

Simpson wore a pink jersey. Romo had his worst game ever.

Then, this past week, the pair enjoyed romantic vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, sparking renewed concern that Dallas' season may be doomed.

Jessica Simpson may be hot, and from Texas, but Dallas Cowboys fans don't care - they just want Tony Romo focusing on the damn football game Sunday.

Well, perhaps because of the scrutiny Tony Romo has received from all this, it now looks like she's gonna sit Sunday's Cowboys-Giants game out.

Jessica's PR rep said: "She is not attending. She is working on a new album. She'll be watching [on TV] and cheering him on."

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By their fruits - or at least their cahoots - ye shall know them as Tonica.

Tonica, as in Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, according to a new Sporting News football column. Tonica, as in a more scrutinized and entertaining, if slightly less beautiful, couple than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.

Tonica, as in the single organism that threatens to devour the Super Bowl dreams of the Dallas Cowboys. Perhaps you've heard that Romo and Simpson - with some of his Cowboys teammates - vacationed in Mexico last week.

If you're a Cowboys fan, that means you'll be subjected all week to deathly serious speculation that Tonica's powers of distraction are too potent for the QB to complete the task at hand - beating the rival Giants Sunday.

Is Jessica Simpson a distraction for Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo?

Dallas has been the better of the two teams all year, but lately, celebrity gossip mongers have hit the TV and radio airwaves and the blogosphere to forge a link between Simpson and Romo - and any of the Cowboys' imperfections.

The strains of angst rose up at Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve and now this week, resuscitating talk that Romo fumbled away last year's playoff game because of another celebrity girlfriend - Carrie Underwood - on hand.

Even star teammate Terrell Owens got in on the act after the Cowboys' loss to the Philadelphia Eagles last month - a game attended by Simpson that was, wouldn't you know it, the worst statistical game of Tony Romo's career.

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room," Terrell Owens joked. "I think a lot of people feel like she's taking his focus away."

Can Tony Romo keep his focus? Or is this oversexed QB destined to implode Sunday? Wouldn't it be good to be Matt Leinart and focus only on partying?

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Well, that's one way to relax before the playoffs.

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson jetted off to Los Cabos, Mexico, on Friday night for a little poolside vacation with some of his teammates - and Jessica's pimps parents.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Pic

The hot pair - enjoying a post-New Year's break before Tony Romo's playoff loss battle against the New York Giants next weekend - kept it low-key by staying at a private pad in a gated community with their own chef.

But someone still got a photo of Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Peep it:

Look for Jessica to be there in her pink Romo jersey to watch an over-sexed, distracted Tony throw four interceptions in defeat next Sunday.

Simpson and the NFL star have gotten cozier in the past few months. They spent the recent holidays together in Dallas and even showed some late-night PDA while partying at Hollywood club Teddy's in December.

It looks like at least some of Tony Romo's teammates have warmed up to Jessica Simpson. Somehow, though, we doubt Terrell Owens was in Cabo.

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Jessica Simpson is getting back to her roots.

No, we're not talking about being a reality TV ditz.

Airport Hottie

The reputed singer and actress has begun recording a country album.

"I am a country girl," she said. "I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to wait until the time was right."

These boobs were made for giving country music a shot.

So why now? Well, what the hell else is there to do? Simpson's most recent flick, Blonde Ambition, was a complete bomb given only a limited theatrical release and 2006's Employee of the Month also blew failed to find a big audience.

Her last pop CD, 2006's A Public Affair, also sucked ass underperformed.

"Writing is a release for me," Jessica Simpson said of writing some of her own songs on the new record. "It's a way for me to tell my story... It's been a while since I have opened the book." We didn't actually know she could read.

In addition to the new country album, Simpson is also working on Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - if you know what we mean! We mean they're dating, and from his angle, it's not because of her brains or personality.

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Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood have each dated Tony Romo. The beautiful celebrities have shown affection for the star quarterback in very different ways, however:

Jessica sported a lame, pink Dallas Cowboys jersey and posed for the camera at every opportunity; Carrie remained under the cheering radar, scarcely acknowledging the relationship with Romo to newspapers.

As you can see in the photo comparison below, the two singers have opposing ways of supporting the troops, as well:

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After many - including teammate Terrell Owens - blamed Jessica Simpson for his team's loss last Sunday, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo overcame the taunts of Carolina Panthers fans Saturday night and pulled out a win.

The Cowboys' 20-13 victory came despite thousands of fans wearing Simpson masks and blonde wigs, and after a week of controversy following the star QB's terrible game in Dallas attended by a pink-Romo-jersey-wearing Simpson.

ESPN says Simpson was present Saturday night but was not seen on camera. In a post-game press conference, Tony Romo discussed the Jessica drama.

"I just put tunnel vision on," he explained. "There's so many distractions. I felt like the important thing for my team was to get myself into football mode 24/7."

When asked if the attention and anger (jokingly and otherwise) from Cowboys fans directed at himself and Jessica Simpson had bothered him, Tony Romo replied:

"I try to just let it roll off my back. It doesn't really bother me, to be honest. But it hurts me when it hurts the people that are close to you. I thought that some of the journalistic integrity this week was poor in some ways."

Taunting Tony Romo, a young fan holds up a mask of Jessica Simpson, which looks almost exactly like her except that it can't sing or act. Come to think of it...

Last week, Tony Romo completed just 13 passes and threw three interceptions, the worst game of his career. Yesterday, the stud muffin completed 28 passes and threw for 257 yards and just one interception as Dallas improved to 13-2.

Jessica Simpson's professional performance so far this weekend has not been as impressive. Her latest movie, the romantic comedy Blonde Ambition, was released in just eight theatres and on its opening day grossed just $384.

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A day after calling out Jessica Simpson for showing up and distracting Tony Romo during the Dallas Cowboys' loss to Philadelphia, star receiver Terrell Owens is now saying he was kidding and didn't mean to cause trouble.

"I tried to get [Tony Romo] to call her so I can explain to her that she doesn't really know me and that I can be funny," Terrell Owens, a.k.a. T.O., told the Dallas Morning News. "Everything I say, the media will take it and run with it. It's not a big deal. I will try to rectify the situation between her and I."

We can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue if said phone conversation were to actually take place. Probably something along the lines of this ...

Terrell Owens: Jessica, it's TO. I want to rectify this situation.
Jessica Simpson: I don't rectify on the first phone call.
TO: What if I hung up and called back?
JS: [pauses] Well, that would make it our third phone call; let's do it.

[TO hangs up and calls again]

JS: Hello?
TO: So, can we rectify this?
JS: Who is this?
TO: Jessica, it's TO. We just spoke.
JS: A consonant and a vowel on the same line? Now I've heard everything!
TO: The media has taken what I said about you and printed it. I didn't realize they could do that, and I certainly had no idea you could read. So you see theNice Rack situation I'm in. I want to rectify this.
JS: I don't rectify on the first phone call.
TO: [mutters incoherently and hangs up]

[TO calls back, Crazy Joe Simpson answers this time]

Joe Simpson: Joe Simpson.
TO: Um, this is Terrell Owens. I, uh, I was...
Joe Simpson: Are you threatening one of my employees?
TO: Look man, I-
Joe Simpson: No YOU look, man. I run the show around here, y'understand? I have a lot invested in Jessica, and I sure as hell don't need your-
TO: I'm just trying to rectify...
Joe Simpson: You can rectify my foot up your ass, boy. And quit complainin' you don't get the ball enough. Tony is doin' his best out there. But... out of curiosity, are you single?
TO: Um... I'm often double-covered these days because I'm an exceptional talent. One for the ages, really. But I'm not dating anyone, if that's what you mean. But Tony and Jessica are going out, so...
Joe Simpson: So what?!? She can date you both. Twice the exposure, right? We can make a movie about it. Jessica Simpson Does Dallas Cowboys. I'll produce it.
TO: Isn't that a bit awkward, I mean...
Joe Simpson: And I have another daughter named Ashlee. Can she play running back for you guys?
TO: Julius Jones and Marion Barber do a fine job already. Can you just tell Jessica we're all good? No hard feelings?
Joe Simpson: Know who was hard a lot? That Nick Lachey guy. Because he got to see my hot daughter naked.
Jessica (in the background): Dad! I need help with this bra!
Joe: Coming, dear! [hangs up]

Despite Terrell Owens' best efforts to rectify the situation between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson... pimp/father Joe Simpson just confused him thoroughly.

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Plenty of fans are angry at Jessica Simpson for her perceived jinxing of Tony Romo last weekend. Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens among them.

The 27-year-old "singer-actress" has sparked rage among Dallas Cowboys fans, angry at Simpson's appearance at Sunday's game and the abysmal showing by Tony Romo, their quarterback and her new boyfriend. Dallas lost, 10-6.

Asked about the Jessica Simpson situation, Terrell Owens - the team's star wide receiver and a frequent controversy magnet himself - chimed in: "Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite ... in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."

Rah Rah Romo

Terrell Owens would just as soon not see this #9 show up next week.

Tony Romo had what was statistically the worst game of his career as Dallas lost to the Philadelphia Eagles... all while Simpson sat in a luxury box wearing a pink Tony Romo #9 jersey she proudly showed off for television cameras.

Her pimp and father, Joe Simpson, was also on hand.

Still in the minds of Cowboy fans is the fact that Tony Romo's previous worst game came last December at home - also against the Eagles - when another famous girlfriend, Carrie Underwood, was in attendance.

"With everything that happened, the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she's kind of taken his focus away," Owens said. "Other than that, she was hot on my list until last week.

And the receiver isn't done if Jessica Simpson dares show her face again.

"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs," he added. "Just stay tuned."

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Jessica Simpson's latest movie, Blonde Ambition, is going straight to DVD.

Similarly, the blonde's actual ambition of resurrecting a dying career by milking every ounce of publicity out of dating a star football player was made apparent yesterday during her visit to Big D.

The moronic, attention-starved singer attended the Dallas Cowboys game in a pink Tony Romo shirt. No doubt she was there solely to support her new man, not to pose for the camera at every opportunity...

Rah Rah Romo

A wider shot reveals Jessica Simpson's pimp father at her side. Listen closely enough and you can hear exactly what Joe Simpson is whispering to his daughter: Ok, honey, look excited... now! Appear to be concerned... now! 

As the resident stud of the NFL, Romo has also dated Carrie Underwood and Sophia Bush. But we don't recall them showing up to any games in such overt fashion.

We do recall them having actual talent and careers of their own, however.

Meanwhile, the Cowboys were upset by the Philadelphia Eagles, 10-6, and Tony Romo threw three interceptions in the game.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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