Tony Romo may not be able to keep his hands on the football at key moments in the playoffs, but he seems qualified to grip Jessica Simpson firmly at all times.
While we recognize that the above joke is dated - Romo has emerged as one of the NFL's best this year, leading Dallas to an 11-1 mark - the latter portion of the wisecrack remains accurate. He and Jessica are goin' nuts with the PDA!
Tony Romo lines up behind Jessica Simpson... 36-25-34... HIKE!
At the birthday party for Jessica's pal and former bitch, CaCee Cobb, on December 1, witnesses say Simpson and Romo were all over one another.
"They were all over each other on the couch, making out," says a source at Teddy's, the club where the hot CaCee Cobb birthday bash was held.
"They were on top of each other! It was a little bit much for a public place. He was holding her close and she wasn't paying attention to anyone else."
The source adds that Simpson is "crazy" about Tony Romo and "gushes about how sweet he is." Plus, we know her pimp already approves!
Apparently, he's also generous. Simpson was overheard telling pal Ken Paves that Romo picked up the Teddy's check for their entire 12-person party!
We just hope poor Sophia Bush isn't reading this. :-(