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While Ashlee Simpson's wedding plans will suck remain shrouded in secrecy, big sister Jessica Simpson revealed one tiny detail:

Joe Simpson will make peeps pay for drinks at a cash bar.

Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo Kiss

Just kidding. The real detail: She's the maid of honor!

"Of course," the 27-year-old said in response to questions of whether she will be standing next to Ashlee on her big day.

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson: Such good looks. Such a lack of talent.

Ashlee Simpson and fiancé Pete Wentz have kept quiet on their wedding plans - as well as Ashlee's rumored certain pregnancy.

But she can't help try to play it coy and milk every last second of publicity out of this but be thrilled about her engagement.

We're totally not gonna go, though. Can you imagine the painful speeches? Or if any of them try to sing? Or the guest list? Sorry, Ash, but a quiet Saturday night at home beats having Ken Paves talk your ear off.

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In the June issue of Glamour, Jessica Simpson says she is "in love" with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, whom she says helped her gain more confidence.

She says she even wrote him a song, "Back in My Old Boots."

"He reintroduced me to myself," she says. "I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date."

"[Tony Romo] taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again," she adds.

Jessica Simpson dismisses critics who claimed she jinxed his career by showing up at one of his football games that he lost last year.

"Everybody takes everything out on me! But that was ludicrous," she says. "I don't understand why they think that I would be a distraction to Tony. Do they really think he can see way far up in that box? No."

Jessica Simpson says that Tony Romo first caught her eye while she was going through her messy divorce with Nick Lachey.

"My family and I were watching a Cowboys game ... and â€" Tony would die if I told you this â€" but [on TV there was a story] about him," she says. "They said his celebrity crush was Jessica Simpson."

"My family was like, 'Did you just hear that?'" she goes on. "His picture came up, and I'm like, 'He's really cute.' Then I heard [that I was his crush], and I'm like, 'Oh my gosh!'"

They met a year-and-a-half later after a pal introduced Tony Romo to her pimp dad, Joe Simpson.

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Alleged singer Jessica Simpson threw birthday boy Tony Romo a 28th b-day celebration he'll never forget: She licked cake off his face!

The PDA-packed bash took place Saturday night at Suite, a lounge in Dallas, where "she sang him 'Happy Birthday,'" reports Dallas' D Magazine.

Jessica Simpson in a Skort

The two really seemed to enjoy the cake, which was in the shape of a Dallas Cowboys star and had Tony Romo's No. 9 jersey number on it.

  "They were kissing with lots of messy cake!" adds a witness. "Jessica Simpson had cake all over her hands and was licking her thumbs."

Adds another D Magazine source, "It was a fun night, but it got too crazy with everyone trying to take pictures and come over. It was insane."

Hot stuff! Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, who have been dating for about six months, says the source, "are doing great. They are really happy."

With Ashlee Simpson pregnant and engaged, how long is it gonna take for Tony Romo to pop the question - and impregnate that?

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She may be the worst actress of all time, and her singing career may have peaked last decade, but put her in a bathing suit under a showerhead and Jessica Simpson still has something going for her. Several things ... if you know what we mean!

We mean we are a little jealous of Tony Romo. A little.

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever

Sure, he has to pretend he likes Ashlee Simpson's music and deal with Jessica's pimp / father Joe Simpson, but he gets to come home to this. It's enough to make you forget that you've never won an NFL playoff game quickly.

Follow the jump for one of the hottest Jessica Simpson photos in awhile ...

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Come to think of it, the headline for this post might as well have been Crazy Joe Simpson Panics at Potential Loss of Precious Paychecks.

Okay, maybe he's a little worried about his daughter's health. But it's mostly gotta be about the money at this stage for the father/pimp.

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Jessica Simpson was hospitalized in Los Angeles for a kidney infection, her rep said, but the singer "has been released and is doing fine."

Simpson, 27, went to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Friday after suffering a fever. Boyfriend Tony Romo was not present, unfortunately.

Earlier this month, Simpson took a trip to Iraq where she performed for the troops. She is currently working on a country album.

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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo get lost in thought - but are still lookin' damn good - while sitting courtside as the visiting Los Angeles Lakers beat the Dallas Mavericks 79-74 Tuesday at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Tex.

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Drillbit Taylor says English is his native tongue. Jessica Simpson, however, isn't so sure. She's been known to not speak so... good.

Perhaps Jessica Simpson is feigning interest in sports - or that she has a brain - in order to remain in Tony Romo's good graces? Hard to believe, but the Cowboys quarterback might have the bigger and brighter career at this point.

That, or Jessica forgot what team was at home. It's in Dallas, but, like, she also lives in L.A. and the Lakers are playing! OMG! So confusing. In any case, it's great to see that the most lame relationship of 2007 is still going strong this year.

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These two love traveling almost as much as they love publicity and losing in the first round of the playoffs. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap.

Sorry. Anyway. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were spotted at LAX airport yesterday, returning from a romantic trip to God-knows-where.

Really, does anyone care at this point?

While we're happy they've been endorsed by his ex, Sophia Bush, we still think this all a ploy set up by Jessica's pimp manager boss dad, Crazy Joe Simpson.

Expect them to get married any day now ... possibly at knifepoint.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are apparently still knocking boots.

This week, Simpson will travel to Kuwait to "entertain" the U.S. troops on duty there. We are pretty sure that her "music" won't be nearly as entertaining to them as some of Jessica's other attributes. You know what we're talking about.

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Jessica Simpson is head over heels in love with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - and close pals say they may get engaged soon.

"I think [Tony and Jessica] are going to get married," Tony Romo's close friend of three years, Michael Starr, tells Us Weekly.

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This bold prediction comes on top of Romo's former fling, Sophia Bush, saying pretty much the same: "I think they could go the distance."

"They are really perfect for each other," the cute One Tree Hill star and mutual friend of Romo and Simpson, added.

"They're both funny and wonderful and kind people. I'm rooting for them."

DOUBLE DATING: When will Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson get married and start spending the holidays together as in-laws?

Even Simpson's ex-husband, Nick Lachey, who is currently tanging Vanessa Minnillo, has chimed in to add his blessing.

"I wish her nothing but happiness," he said. "If she's found that... good for her."

We, too, wish Texas' hottest couple a long, happy future chock full of embarrassing box office bombs and divisional playoff defeats.

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Never thought you'd hear that one, did you? Sadly for you overweight peeps (cough, Britney Spears), Joe Simpson is impeding the path to good health!

Well, at least indirectly, according to a dude suing him.

Jessica Simpson's pimp, manager and father has been hit with a lawsuit from a fitness company, Speedfit, for blocking the sale of a DVD starring Jessica.

After signing a multi-million contract, Jessica Simpson  recorded a workout tape for Speedfit shortly before shooting her "breakthrough" role as Daisy Duke in 2005's embarrassment to the film industry, The Dukes of Hazzard.

Jessica Simpson then changed her mind about doing the tape and Joe Simpson got involved to ban its release, Speedfit is claiming in its legal deposition.

Speedfit owner Alex Astilean has filed suit against Joe after failing to secure a $10 million settlement from his daughter last year.

"They are hurting millions of fat people in America!" Astilean tells Us Weekly. "I believe that very strongly. They held the video for years!"

Pierce Brosnan's wife, Keeley Shaye Smith, had no comment.

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Jessica Simpson may be returning to the small screen... on CMT.

The former pop star and failed actress is in talks to star in a special chronicling her life as she records her upcoming country album.

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"We have had exploratory talks with Jessica Simpson's camp, but nothing has been confirmed or signed," a CMT rep told Us Weekly.

"It's not for a reality show. Jessica is finishing her country album in Nashville. They're in talks with CMT for a special timed to air when the album is released, but there's no truth to there being a reality show."

Too bad. We'd love to see a quasi-sequel, Newlyweds: Jess and Tony ...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, have been dating for about three months, which is like an eternity in Tony Romo time.

Simpson rose to fame on her MTV reality series Newlyweds, which followed the ups and downs of day-to-day married life with then-hubby Nick Lachey.

In a recent interview, her father and manager, Joe Simpson, hinted that a new JEssica reality show may be in the works.

"With Newlyweds, Jeissica let everyone into her world," her pimp recently told Entertainment Weekly. "Then she had to shut the world out. Now she can open it up again so people can see, here's a girl struggling with self-esteem and finding her way. Country music is about storytelling, after all."

Hey, whatever brings in the money, right, Joe?

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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