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Loyal readers of The Hollywood Gossip know our staff isn't huge fans of Jessica Simpson.

While a few of us were thankful she helped curse Tony Romo and the Cowboys this season, the singer's enormous boobs simply aren't enough to overcome her attention-grabbing ploys. Her sister and father suck, too.

Gigantic Chest

Still, we have nothing on Pamela Anderson and her apparent disdain for Jessica.

In a recent radio interview in Australia, the former Baywatch star was asked about Simpson. Her response?

I think she is a bitch and whore.

Are you on Team Pamela or Team Jessica?

What could raise Anderson's ire so strongly against Simpson? Might the vegetarian be coming down hard on the moron that wore a "Real Girls Eat Meat" shirt a couple weeks ago?

We hope that's the reason.

After all, we've seen Simpson's nose, her chin, her breasts and her talent. There's nothing real about any of them.

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Jessica Simpson was asked on The View this morning if she was gonna marry Tony Romo.

To the horror of Dallas Cowboys fans everywhere, the giant-breasted singer didn't rule out the possibility:

"We're still together ... we've been together for about seven months â€" almost eight," Simpson said. "I don't know about wedding bells... but I'm still with him, so that's a good sign."

We're assuming Jessica meant she wasn't sure if she and Romo would get married; not that she literally didn't know about the concept of wedding bells.

But you never know with her.

Are we looking at the future Mrs. Tony Romo?

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At The Hollywood Gossip, we often bring you the best excerpts we find from the exciting, often less-than-intelligent world of celebrity quotes.

These Jessica Simpson remarks below are certainly worthy of inclusion.

Jessica Simpson Covering Her Baby Bump

Doing the rounds to promote her new country album (trying in vain to compete with Carrie Underwood) Jessica wants to assure all 11 of her fans that the rumors surrounding her controlling father, Joe Simpson, are simply not true:

"There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?"

Personally, we never heard that one, but it would not surprise us in the least. Joe Simpson does have a reputation for being hands-on, right?

Gross.

Anyway, Jessica later had another choice line regarding her new CD: "I really just wanted to showcase the talent that God has given me. I don't believe that, in pop music, I ever had the chance to stand on two feet and stand firm."

Umm, riiiight... Sorry, Jess, but the "God-given talent" reasoning only works in regards to your lingerie line, not your alleged singing or acting.

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With Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears baby news dominating the celebrity gossip world, our staff has learned much from its favorite stars.

Below, Miley, Jamie Lynn, Charlie Sheen, R. Kelly and other celebrities aim to inspire celebrity news readers in the form of motivational posters! You know, the ones promoting "teamwork" or telling you to "hang in there" in offices or dorm rooms?

Lindsay and Dina Picture

Heed their wisdom and consider yourselves motivated ...

Follow the jump for more inspirational messages from celebrities ...

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As celebrity feuds go, this one is not as heated as that of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, nor does it involve the n-word.

But it has fired up fans just the same. Rumors that Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood still pine for each other - and Jessica Simpson's recent passive-aggressive t-shirt bashing of Carrie - have caused quite a stir in recent days!

Jessica Simpson Birth

As our Caption Contest and our Tale of the Tape have proven, the battle lines are clearly drawn. Which side are you on, readers?

The debate rages on: Team Jessica Simpson or Team Carrie Underwood?

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The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, a feature in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following one that has been brewing for awhile - and is getting more heated by the day.

Carrie Underwood, our current Caption Contest subject, used to date Tony Romo, who is now dating Jessica Simpson. But he may still be pining for Carrie, and Jessica is jealous, and apparently talkin' smack about Carrie (see photo below)!

It's so on. Which of these women of Tony Romo will emerge victorious after a grueling, 10-round fight? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

Jessica Simpson takes a thinly-veiled shot at Carrie Underwood's vegetarianism.

1. ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE OTHER

Carrie Underwood: Not acknowledging the bitch
Jessica Simpson: Passive-aggressive t-shirts
Edge: Carrie

2. TALENT

Carrie Underwood: Loads
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie

3. GRAMMY AWARDS

Carrie Underwood: 3
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie

4. INSANE FATHERS

Carrie Underwood: N/A
Jessica Simpson: Joe Simpson
Edge: Carrie

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Not on his playoff failures as an NFL quarterback. Oh no. The Dallas Cowboys star is going on the record regarding more important things.

"It's all laughable," he said of the celebrity gossip world's recent characterizations of him as a pawn of Jessica and Joe Simpson.

This is Romo's first public comment following reports that Joe Simpson is a meddling influence - both with his relationship with Jessica Simpson and his business life - and that his own parents dislike the Simpsons.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have been dogged by rumors that her father has been interfering throughout their nearly seven-month-old courtship.

Romo insists that is "so far from the truth."

He even said his father, Ramiro, went to the Masters golf tournament in Augusta, Ga., with Joe Simpson earlier this year and "had a great time."

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It looks like Jessica Simpson's meddling father, Joe Simpson, isn't the only person to blame for her recent relationship woes with Tony Romo.

Although the two are now back together for "on trial basis," a friend told In Touch about Jessica's supposedly raging jealousy issues.

Bad Posture

"Jessica can be so insecure when she is with Tony, and it only gets worse when he is around other women," said the friend.

The pal says any female competition is bound to upset Jessica, but the subject of Tony's ex, Carrie Underwood, really riles her.

"(Jessica) is really upset that (Tony Romo) is still communicating with Carrie," the source told the celebrity news magazine.

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In the wake of recent celebrity news stories that he was the main source behind Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo almost breaking up (twice now), Joe Simpson tells Extra he's not the controlling father we think he is.

"The media says that I try to plan everything - If I had half of the power they give me... They [Ashlee and Jessica] don't call me and ask me. They call me and tell me," Crazy Joe told the celebrity news program.

He adds that Jessica Simpson "... is as happy as I've seen her in years." and gushes about Dallas Cowboys quarterback Romo, "He is such a great guy. I love Tony to death ... He's just a good kid."

Come on. Who wouldn't trust Joe Simpson, right?

Several sources reported that Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo, 28, to dump his agent and allow him to help represent him. As tension grew, the NFL star gave Jessica an ultimatum: Tell your dad to frickin' back off!

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Look out, underwear-wearers everywhere. Jessica Simpson is adding lingerie designer to her lengthy, mostly terrible resume.

The "singer" and "actress" apparently already has successful handbag, shoe, sunglass and swimsuit lines. Seriously, she does.

Now, Jessica Simpson Intimates will be joining her empire.

The collection of bras, undies, sleepwear and daywear are all poised to hit department stores, online shopping sites and Tony Romo's floor soon.

The Bra Works as a Top, Sure

Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top sometimes. Why not start her own line?

Asked about the exciting new underwear line, the eldest ho daughter of Joe Simpson said in an interview with Women's Wear Daily:

"I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that's the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood."

Simpson also promises to included a stylish assortment of shapewear so women no longer need to worry about panty lines.

One person who doesn't have to worry about those ever? Britney Spears. Now that's a girl who seriously abhors any sort of underwear.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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