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Jessica Simpson's insane cleavage and equally insane legs have made quite a comeback on Instagram this year, as she's proudly showing off both.

And we thank her for that. But it's not what's most important to her.

The 34-year-old newlywed posted an adorable picture of herself getting ready for bed with her kids, Maxwell Drew and Ace Knute. Check out this cuteness:

Jessica Simpson, Kids

"Nighty Nite," Simpson captioned the black and white snapshot.

Maxi, 2, and Ace, 1, snuggle up close to their mom, who just married Eric Johnson (their dad), who stuns even while dressed down and makeup-free.

Jessica has been kept busy these days, and not just by kids and Instagram. She's been working with Weight Watchers and pushing her new fragrance.

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Jessica Simpson looks absolutely phenomenal these days, and she knows it. Everything this girl says, wears and does turns to pure Internet gold.

It's been a great run for a woman who couldn't always make that claim, having cranked out two kiddos and been trolled about her weight more than once.

Now that she's rocking the best body of her career, she's putting it to work - and not just for Eric Johnson. The hotness is shilling for Jessica's fragrance.

Jessica Simpson: The Signature Fragrance has released a new video ad, and the product's #1 selling feature is on display, hoping to boost sales.

That's the only thing here that needs boosting. Just saying.

In the spot, the 34-year-old radiates in a beaded gown, showcasing her blond locks and flawless physique and making you wish you could smell her.

Not her fragrance necessarily, just her. Very close to you.

While many celebrity fragrances probably smell terrible, this just goes to show that it's all about the brand. And in this case, the brand is at an all-time peak.

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If we asked you to name three actresses who have red hair, we have no doubt you'd rise to the challenge, likely naming way more than just three.

But how many of the names which might come to mind are natural redheads? In that "does the carpet match the drapes" sense of the word.

As it turns out, not as many as you'd think. Some of Hollywood's hottest celebrities are practically known for having a certain color hair. Just not their natural color.

A lot (A LOT) of them are totally faking their original look in order to look better, land more jobs, or, well, just because they want to, which is as good a reason as any.

Take a look at 15 stars who fake their natural hair color. Some of these ladies definitely made a solid choice to abandon their roots. Others? You decide ...

Emma Stone
Emma Stone's blonde hair shocked everyone who watched Spider-man. But that's Emma's natural color!

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Jessica Simpson is putting her absolutely insane physique on full display for her fans, clearly proud of how hard she's worked to obtain that hard body.

This photo posted to her Instagram account over the weekend pretty much speaks for itself, and we're not talking about the beautiful late-day lighting:

Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs

The bathing suit picture appears to have been taken at a bridal shower for the star's younger sister, Ashlee Simpson, who's engaged to Evan Ross.

Way to subtly steal your sibling's thunder there, Jessica.

Those legs are looking full-on ridiculous these days, and the mother-of-two's cleavage needs no introduction at this point ... but still, DAMN girl!

"Oh yea girl... We are proud to be in our bathing suits!!" Simpson, 34, wrote of herself and a bikini-clad buddy. "#hardworkpaysoff "#workoutpartnersforlife."

Hopefully we'll be seeing #swimsuitpicslikethisforlife.

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Back in the day, Jessica Simpson and her younger, dark-haired wannabe rocker sister Ashlee didn't seem like they had all that much in common.

No longer. In this selfie, Jessica, 34, and Ashlee, 29, could pass for twins!

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Photograph

“Sunset with @missbananahammock / @ashleesimpsonofficial #SISTERS #NOFILTER,” Jess captioned the Instagram photo of the cute siblings.

With matching duck faces and minimal makeup, the sisters have always been close - but are literally so in this case. In during Jessica's wedding in July.

Ashlee stood beside her sister at the altar as Jess' maid of honor.

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson married after welcoming two kids - daughter Maxwell, 2, and son Ace, 13 months - in as many years while they were engaged.

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Jessica Simpson's Instagram account is getting almost ridiculous at this point.

The singer-actress-designer-celebrity has been laboring and pushing herself hard for that post-baby body that long eluded her, and boy has she got it now.

You're going to keep seeing it, too, from the looks of it, and wow. Just wow.

Jessica Simpson and Baby Pic

Without question, this is the thinnest we've ever seen Jessica Simpson.

Even dating back to the pretend-virgin days of the late 1990s and early 2000s, she wasn't this slender. Some even suggested that she doctored this pic.

"That is some bad photoshop," wrote one Instagram fan. "No way muscle curves that way... Gosh girl you r looking fine, why ruin a good picture like that?"

We personally don't see it. Rather, our guess is that she was holding this baby (Wyatt, who belongs to her friend) and saw a terrific photo opportunity.

It's one of our favorite Jessica Simpson photos ever, so no complaints.

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It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

Just ask Kate Gosselin. Or Kris Jenner. Or Jake Pavelka. (Remember him? We're very sorry if you do.)

You could also ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who awkwardly played out the consequences of the latter cheating on his wife via episode of True Tori... and who are now set to star on ANOTHER reality show together.

We're not sure if their marriage is real, if the infidelity was simply conjured up for the cameras or if two people can sink much lower than this pair.

But we do know Tori and Dean weren't the first couple to crumble in front of our television-viewing eyes. Nor will they be the last.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling with Emily Goodhand. The couple then talked with a therapist about it for episode of True Tori.

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When Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson earlier this month, we remembered how hot Jessica Simpson is, because we have an Internet connection and all.

We also were reminded constantly how happy she is about marrying Eric (and being hot), because she likes to post about the respective topics early and often.

Case in point, this gem from the weekend, which she captioned:

"I love this man, our marriage, and everything in between."

  • Jessica, Eric Johnson
  • Jessica Simpson: Hot Body

They're cute together. You have to give Jessica and Eric that.

Through two pregnancies in rapid succession and all of the associated body image struggles Jess has gone through, Eric has been by her side.

It's obvious they really enjoy and can be themselves around each other, which is all we would wish for anyone seeking a relationship in this world.

In that sense, it's easy to forgive Jess for gushing about being so happy all the time. Some might say she's trying to hard, but we think it's totally authentic.

Much like these smoking hot Jessica Simpson pics. Damn:

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Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of Jessica Simpson's wedding video. Today, Jess gave us a look at what we really want to see: the honeymoon and her flawless beach body!

Jessica Simpson Honeymoon Photo

Jess Instagrammed the above pic with a caption that reads simply, "Jessica Johnson."

Yes, though she was never Mrs. Lachey, Jess has apparently become more traditional with age, and while she'll obviously continue to go by "Jessica Simpson" for professional purposes, it seems she's officially taken the last name of her ex-NFL player husband.

But let's get back to what really matters: Jessica lost 65 pounds following her second pregnancy, and fortunately for us, she very much enjoys showing off her newly toned figure.

That's right - Jessica got married, but she's giving us a gift. Thanks, Mrs. Johnson!

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On the Fourth of July, Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in what's been described as a small, low-key affair.

Well, as the video below demonstrates celebs have a different idea of keeping it simple than the rest of us:

275 guests, 14 bridesmaids, and more chandeliers than the set of Downton Abbey were all on hand for the lavish semi-outdoor reception.

Rumor has it that Jessica was hungover at the wedding, but if that was the case, she certainly hid it well - smiling, cutting a rug and looking gorgeous in her Carolina Herrera gown.

Sure, the event was modest and toned-down in comparison to say, the Kimye wedding, but the same could be said about the last several Super Bowls.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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