Jessica Simpson Shows Off New Henna Tattoo
Returning from her recent trip to India, where she was filming her upcoming reality show The Price of Beauty, Jessica Simpson showed off a Henna tattoo.
Nice to see she picked up some new ink while visiting that wonderful nation. Too bad she couldn't pick up any singing or acting talent while she was there.
"The intricate Mehndi designs are typically Indian, and made with a turmeric paste," her rep tells London's Daily Mail of Jessica Simpson's new tattoo.
"They're worn at wedding ceremonies and are supposed to bring good luck to eligible single women in India. It's a big style statement. These extremely intricate designs usually take hours to apply by hand using a brush. The artists are very skilled."
Unlike a certain "artist" we know. Sorry.
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While in India, Jessica also got a bindi dot on her forehead (above, left) as she hit up a Bollywood party at the capital's glitzy Vie Lounge earlier this week.
Simpson was a guest of Neha Dhupia, the Indian "beauty ambassador" on the singer's show. We don't know what that means, but it sounds really awesome.
Simpson's upcoming reality show, scheduled to air on VH1, documents what beauty means in different cultures. It also documents her being a moron a lot.
Jessica Simpson Not Pleased By Latest Fat Jokes
Last Sunday's Fox NFL pregame show featured a cartoon that mocked the Dallas Cowboys players and organization, along with Jessica Simpson's weight.
A cartoon version of Marion Barber wondered how Tony Romo dated Jessica "after she blew up like (350-pound lineman) Flozell Adams." Later, cartoon coach Wade Phillips asked: "Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!"
The alleged singer and actress was not amused.
While she didn't address the Fox spoof by name, the embattled reality star recently Twittered the following: "I will never understand why people attack for a laugh."
"Own your beauty and don't listen to the judgement [sic]."
Both Fox and Burger King have apologized, saying "Our attempt at humor was insensitive and we apologize to anyone who might have been offended by it."
Fortunately, Simpson doesn't seem to be letting the incident get her down. She's focusing on traveling the world for her new show, The Price of Beauty.
"Having a great sushi filled dinner with friends and fall out of the chair laughter," she Twittered while taking a break from filming with pals in New York City.
We're glad she's staying strong. Jessica Simpson may be an annoying, no-talent hack, but she's one with natural, bootylicious curves! Flaunt it, girl!
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Fox NFL Sunday Mocks Jessica Simpson Weight Gain
Fox NFL Sunday, the network's weekly pregame show, is not funny.
It's as if the hosts try to offer as little insight as possible, while they sit around and laugh at each other's jokes, which they try to make as unfunny as possible.
Nevertheless, you have to give the football pundits credit for this cartoon spoof from last Sunday, which mocks their own show as well as the Dallas Cowboys.
Head Coach Wade Phillips, quarterback Tony Romo and his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson are among those ridiculed, and let's just say Fox was far from subtle.
Of Jessica's weight gain, running back Marion Barber jokes, "I can't believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams!"
Flozell, BT-Dubs, is an tackle for Dallas who tips the scales at 340.
Pretty rough. Here's the clip from Sunday's pregame show ...
Jessica Simpson Fashion Goes From Bad to Worse
It takes a lot to lower the fashion bar after the now-infamous mom jeans debacle, but Jessica Simpson is doing her best to defy even our wildest expectations.
Girl had a full weekend of style misadventures. Friday night, she went to an Operation Smile gala in L.A. wearing a black jumpsuit in which she looked pinched.
Saturday, she was in Vegas to celebrate her sister Ashlee Simpson's birthday poolside. Her outfit was again transparent, but equally odd. What is that thing?
Which fashion choice do you think looked better? Or least bad?
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Jessica Simpson Travels to Africa, is a Moron
Days after calling off the search for her beloved dog Daisy, who was abducted by a coyote sometime last week, Jessica Simpson traveled to Uganda to film more of her stupid upcoming reality show, The Price of Beauty.
Simpson, who is in Africa with pals Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, is "focusing on work" after the loss of her 5-year-old maltipoo, a source close to her says.
"She's so happy seeing the world, opening her eyes to what's out there," another source tells celeb gossip magazine Us. "This is a good project for her."
Doesn't look she's too thrilled to see what the world has to offer based on the picture she put on her Twitter account. Talk about the queen of pathetic ...
Oh yeah, Jessica's so happy there. So much so that she Twittered "WTF?!?" while surrounded by protective fly nets. "Do I really have to sleep like this?"
Actually, you do, because of malaria, which kills people all the time in third world countries. And those people can't just jet back to their mansions either.
No word if Africa Twittered back: "WTF? Do we really have to live like this?"
The alleged singer-actress is also set to visit Mumbai, India, for the show, which does not yet have a premiere date, and hopefully will never get one.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Continue PDA Parade; Jessica Simpson Possibly Suicidal
We're kidding, of course. Jessica is not really suicidal.
Just the same, after reading this article, Papa Joe Simpson might want to take away her belts and shoelaces just to be extra cautious. It could get ugly.
If being needy and clingy and having a coyote devour her dog weren't bad enough, Jessica Simpson's ex-husband is back together with his ex-girlfriend.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have been taking their PDA parade nationwide lately, hooking up in L.A., NYC and for the last three nights, Las Vegas!
On Saturday night, the two checked out singer Matt Goss' new show at the Palms Casino Resort, where Kim Kardashian even sang and danced on stage.
Nick and 'Nessa: Hottest couple ever? Quite possibly?
Not about to call it an early night, Nick and Vanessa were later seen partying and dancing until the wee hours with Wilmer Valderrama at nightclub LAX.
On Sunday, they watched the New York Giants battle with the Dallas Cowboys (they of Jessica's other ex Tony Romo) at First Food & Bar in the Palazzo.
They obviously liked First Food & Bar. They returned last night to watch Monday Night Football and dine on Grandma's Pizza and ice cream sandwiches.
Wow, back-to-back nights at a sports bar? Vanessa Minnillo sounds like the coolest, most laid-back chick ever. Quite a contrast from pathetic Jessica.
Friends: Jessica Simpson is Sad, Needy, Clingy
After her beloved dog Daisy became a coyote's dinner last week, Jessica Simpson may have hit the lowest point of her life, her friends fear.
"Daisy was her baby," one of them said. "It's going to put her into an absolute tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
Worst. Place. Ever. Not that we're being overdramatic at all.
But another source close to the alleged singer and actress says she's having a hard time but is coping better than her friends may realize.
"She's really upset, but not spiraling out of control by any means," a source says. "She'll get through it but it's like losing a family member."
Daisy was snatched by a coyote before Simpson's very eyes in L.A. last week, and despite her efforts, no sign has been seen of the maltipoo.
"She won't leave her parents' house," a source says. "Whenever things went wrong, she reached for Daisy. Daisy was her security blanket."
On September 19, stylist pal Ken Paves convinced Simpson to finally leave her house. They went to Vino in Encino, Calif., to perk her up.
Jessica Simpson needs a reality check. And a new hairstyle.
"Jessica seemed okay, but wasn't smiling," an onlooker says. "Wine made her relax a bit, but it was obvious she was having an awful week."
"Jessica has a very small inner circle," the friend said. "But she always had Daisy. Daisy gave her the unconditional love she needed."
Unlike some of the men in her life, "Daisy never betrayed her. Daisy was always there for her. This is serious. Jessica’s heart is broken."
Whenever she was out at night, Jessica Simpson called home and had "someone put Daisy on the phone so she could say goodnight."
"Daisy ran the house," the friend said. "If Daisy didn’t like you, you were gone."
When Jessica Simpson was having relationship problems, the friend said "she would cry herself to sleep at night, using Daisy as a pillow."
We're not sure if this is all sweet or lonely and pathetic.
Either way, Daisy filled a void because "Jessica is very needy. She is very clingy. She is so sweet, but sometimes she's hard to be around."
"It's not always easy. She hates to be alone. That's what happened with Tony. Jessica smothers people. She doesn't really have hobbies."
Jessica Simpson: The New Queen of Pathetic
Who does Jessica Simpson think she is, Jennifer Aniston?
Just when you thought Jen had the sad, lonely and pathetic title wrapped up, Jessica is making a quality run at the crown so far this year. Wow, things have gone from bad to worse for the alleged singer and actress, starting in January ...
Attempting to embark on a country music career for some reason, Jessica was "sad and hurt" after fat photos of her at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., surfaced. Fat or not, those mom jeans are freaking atrocious.
A month later, Jessica "performed" on Good Morning America and hit a "technical snag." The next week, she forgot her own lyrics during what will forever be known as the meltdown in Grand Rapids. Well, to our staff members at least.
Jessica signs on to do The Price of Beauty, a show that no one intends to watch, if it even airs features her traveling the world to examine what women do to feel pretty. Snooze. She should start with a series on her own lip injections.
The night before her 29th birthday in July, Tony Romo dumped her, a heartbreaking move compounded by the fact that he's now dating Candice Crawford, which supposedly prompted her to seek out this douchebag for comfort. Sad.
Despite all of that, she at least had her beloved maltipoo, Daisy. Well, she did until this past week, when the pup was snatched by a coyote before her eyes. She held out hope that Daisy wasn't devoured, but finally accepted her fate.
Keep your pets leashed on walks, people.
Jessica Simpson Still Hoping to Find Dog That Coyote Devoured Earlier This Week
Cynics would say that a small dog abducted by a hungry coyote three days ago probably wouldn't be alive right now. And those cynics would be correct.
Still, Jessica Simpson isn't giving up yet.
"Still holding out hope despite the a--holes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby ... why would I stop searching?," she Twittered Wednesday.
At 8:13 p.m. Monday, Simpson says that her dog, a maltipoo she'd owned for five years, had been snatched by a coyote "right in front of her eyes" in L.A.
"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy," she wrote.
Sad as it is for Jessica Simpson to wrap her very small brain around, her precious Daisy is yesterday's news. And Monday's dinner. Side note: That hair is ridiculous!
By Wednesday, a dog-finding service, FindToto.com, had been making calls to some 1,000 of her neighbors. Jessica Simpson has also offered a reward.
Nothing.
On Tuesday night, at least, she took at least an hour break from searching and grieving for Daisy to pimp out her sister's new television program.
"Everyone watch my beautiful sister be a creepy b---h on Melrose Place tonight!!!" she wrote on Twitter at 10:10 p.m. Tuesday "Tune in! xoxo"
Ashlee is probably the single worst actor on a semi-major show since Andrew Shue on the original Melrose, but aside from that, the show ain't bad!
Here's Jessica's most recent Tweet re: her devoured dog ...
Jessica Simpson's Dog Daisy: Snatched By Coyote!
It's just not Jessica Simpson's year.
First celeb gossip sites post photos of her looking fat, then her country music label drops her from its lineup, then Tony Romo dumps her a night before her birthday, romancing younger, hotter Candice Crawford soon after. Rough.
The alleged singer-actress was dealt a new, sad setback last night when her beloved dog Daisy was abducted, allegedly by a coyote, in Southern California.
The maltipoo, which Nick Lachey gave Jessica as a sign of their undying love once upon a time, may have met a tragic demise similar to their marriage.
Jessica Tweeted that the "carmel [sic] colored" pup was snatched "right in front of her eyes" by a coyote last night. We're guessing Daisy wasn't on a leash.
She posted this reward notice:
Poor Daisy. Just look at that face! Sniff.
Coyotes have been roaming closer to the human population with the wildfires in the area driving them out of their natural habitat. People are being advised not to leave trash or pets outside as snacks for these hungry, wild animals.
Daisy is not the only casualty of this unfortunate scenario. Coyotes have to eat too. Keep dogs and cats inside, people of the L.A. metropolitan area.
We truly are sorry about Daisy and hope Jessica miraculously gets her back or adopts a new pet. Daisy can't be replaced, but all puppies are cute.
Maybe John Mayer can comfort her too.
