Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is all self-conscious thanks to that douchebag John Mayer.

After the singer told Playboy that she was "sexual napalm" and that he wanted to "snort her like crack," Jess is concerned about guys checking her out 24/7.

Monday on The View, Simpson said Mayer's revealing Playboy interview was "embarrassing. I'll walk into a restaurant and I feel like men are looking at me."

"I feel like they're undressing me."

Yeah, John Mayer's interview is when that all started. No one goes to a Jessica Simpson concert or watches her movies because of her charisma. Just sayin'.

As she's said before, the star said Mayer's apology "doesn't really matter." Will she ever take him back? "He'll never have this napalm again!" she declared.

Amen, sister.

Simpson also shot down her rumored romance with Billy Corgan. "I can't meet anyone without being married the next week," Simpson said of Corgan, who helped produce theme song for The Price of Beauty, which premieres tonight.

"He is one of my dear friends ... he understands my heart." Deep.

Also a clothing designer, Jess told The View panel about a new product: "I'm actually about to put out a denim line: sexy mom jeans!" Sure to be a hot seller.

Check out a clip of Sexual Napalm on The View below ...

Jessica Simpson has taken issue with, and refused to accept an apology regarding John Mayer's recent Playboy interview in which he talked about railing her.

Now Billy Corgan, who has recently been linked to Jessica, is sounding off on the topic as well. "He's trying to destroy his career," Corgan tells Rolling Stone.

"Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating [John Mayer's] soul to the point where he's trying to blow it up."

"Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, it's hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who's done it."

Ruin his career by being a douchebag? Interesting theory ...

Billy Corgan has come to the defense of Jessica Simpson.

"For any person who has celebrity to drop rocks at somebody else's feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on," says Corgan.

"There's things that should just be left alone."

The Smashing Pumpkins rocker, who declined to confirm his relationship status with Simpson, recently told Rolling Stone that she is definitely worthy of love.

"If people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do," said Billy, who helped her pen the theme song for The Price of Beauty, which airs March 15.

For her part, Jessica says that despite John's betrayal and d!ck move, she has no trust issues going forward. Everyone can now breathe a huge sigh of relief.

Thank goodness.

Despite John Mayer's recent comments, in which he spoke in no uncertain terms about boning Jessica Simpson, she says she's still a trusting person deep down.

"I'm not as guarded as you would think. I should probably be more guarded. I trust a lot of people, actually," the actress told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show.

Not that she's over being disappointed in John, who has apologized for calling her "sexual napalm" and "crack cocaine," and whose apology she did not accept.

"That's truly how I felt and still feel," she said. "Somebody that you have cared about for a long time, you just hope they can keep the intimate things intimate."

LIKE CRACK: We hear that describes her in bed. Someone said that ...

In all honesty, as much as we think John Mayer is a pretentious a$$clown who needs to go the hell away, does Jessica really have to keep harping on this issue?

• How "betrayed" can you be? You dated a guy, he bragged about it later. That makes him a jackass, absolutely, but it's not like he boned CaCee Cobb.
• He said she was amazing in bed! Again, he's an idiotic douchebag, but at the crux of Mayer's Playboy interview was praise for Simpson's sex moves.

After taking John to task, she spoke warmly of Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan, who worked with her on the theme for her show The Price of Beauty.

"I can't find good enough words to speak about Billy," Simpson said. "He's a very, very dear friend. For him to give his time and his talents and share them with me, it was a great experience. And I hope we can do more music together."

Sexual Napalm denies making anything more than music with him, though.

Jessica Simpson has some words for John Mayer. She just won't be saying them to him personally, as she isn't accepting his apology for his recent comments.

In an interview with Oprah (yes, Oprah interviewed Jessica Simpson and talked about John Mayer's comments for some reason) she said she "felt betrayed."

Her ex spilled the details of their sex life to Playboy, which you likely know, and while he said he's sorry via e-mail and phone, she's in no hurry to respond.

She also dropped the D word. No, she didn't call him a douchebag, even though he is the definition of one. She's "disappointed" in him for the whole ordeal.

Jessica Simpson has gotten major PR after John Mayer's candid descriptions of tapping that. Any publicity is good, right? Maybe? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

On a lighter note, Jessica says that her phone's been ringing off the hook since John likened banging her to doing crack, and that "I guess it could be worse."

True. She later added that she hopes John "gets his life together." Wow. When Jessica Simpson is telling you to get your life together, that's not a good sign.

Follow the jump for a clip of Jessica on Oprah ...

Jessica Simpson has been Tweeting like a madman, but up until now, she has not opened up publicly about John Mayer's Playboy comments about her.

"I don't want people to know how I am in bed!" Ms. Sexual Napalm lamented on The Oprah Winfrey Show in an interview scheduled to air Wednesday.

Mayer likened his attractive ex, whom he split from in 2007 after about a year of dating, to "crack cocaine" whose a$$ he just could not stop tapping.

Friends say she was taken by John to dark sexual places, and enjoyed being manhandled like a rag doll, but still can't believe he would bone and tell.

He says he later apologized for being "an a--hole."

NAPALM: That's Jessica Simpson in one word.

Simpson also admitted she struggles with criticism of her weight, which became a focal point a lot last year after she wore mom jeans and other rough clothes.

"It's a really hard thing for me to talk about," the upset reality star (her new show, The Price of Beauty, which is apparently real, debuts March 15) tells Oprah.

"You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?" the talk show host says in shock, referring to infamous mom jeans Jessica Simpson wore to a chili cook off.

It's true. People were. But if she was fat then, she's certainly not now, as recent Jessica Simpson pictures can attest. Talent, she lacks. But a killer bod? Wow.

John Mayer recently referred to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm," a woman so wild in the sack, he absolutely couldn't stop himself from "f*%king her."

Somewhat similarly, as much as we might like to "unfriend" Jessica Simpson on Twitter, we can't turn it off or hold back from posting her insight on THG.

Jessica has learned a thing or two from her past relationships with the likes of Mayer, Nick Lachey, etc.: "You can't love someone else to change them."

Deep.

"Happiness comes from accepting who they are," the reality star and former singer continued Tweeting. "It is our decision to REALLY know who we love."

We know one guy she's got no love for nowadays.

Jessica Simpson is a Tweeting fiend.

The 29-year-olds most talked-about ex these days is certainly Mayer, who found himself in hot water after candidly telling Playboy all about riding that ass.

He also dropped racial and gay slurs, which was even less cool.

John, who some say she created, likened her to crack cocaine and said she was "crazy" in bed. But did he try to "change" Simpson, as her Tweet implies?

During their time together, "[Mayer] brought her to new places sexually, and they were dark places," an insider said. "She liked being a bad girl and getting manhandled, but now she feels it was a mistake because of what he said in the interview."

We can't decide if that's LOL or TMI material.

Another Jessica Simpson source adds that the star is "disgusted" by Mayer's remarks. "He actually texted apologizing, like, 12 times, but she ignored it."

We can't imagine why.

Jessica Simpson is known for her success in music, movies, TV and fashion. She is also known for being an airhead, Tweeting and getting dumped a lot.

All of those life experiences have culminated in The Price of Beauty, her new reality show premiering March 15 on VH1. In it, our girl travels the globe.

The celebrity's travels to Thailand, France, Mumbai, Uganda, Morocco, Japan, Brazil and other distant lands will show us what constitutes beauty on earth.

Here's a look at the riveting television to come ...

Jessica Simpson and pals meditate with monks in Thailand.

As you can see, Ms. Sexual Napalm brought along BFFs Ken Paves and CaCee Cobb for the ride. The trio look like they've having an absolute blast, too.

Click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson pictures from the show (and a bonus one we threw in of her out celebrating her father Joe's birthday last week) ...

[Photo Credits: VH1, Fame Pictures]

A celebrity gossip magazine alleges that Jessica Simpson created the dating monster that is John Mayer. Must have been a slow week over at OK! HQ.

Before he met Jessica, John Mayer was "just another musician," according to friends of Simpson, who are delusional and say she put him on the map.

While it is possible that Jessica helped catapult John onto the celebrity dating map in a sense, he was a well-established figure in that realm as well.

The name Jennifer Love Hewitt ring a bell, anyone? Thought so. In any case, Jessica's friends are on the offensive after John betrayed her this month ...

How these two didn't last is beyond us.

In any case, the magazine says it was Jessica’s relationship with John - who recently humiliated her by revealing intimate details about their sex life - that propelled his ascent up the dating food chain after the couple split in 2006.

“It was only after she gave her seal of approval that A-listers like Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz started dating him,” the source says. “Before that he was a successful musician, no doubt, but Jess ushered him into the world of celebrity dating.”

“A lot of Jess’s friends joke that she created a monster,” a source tells OK!, adding: “She put John on the map and made him a tabloid sensation.”

There's no way those quotes are real, but hey, it's a good celebrity gossip debate - did Jessica raise John's dating profile? Or was he slumming it?

The Price of Beauty? Something like that. Jessica Simpson posted a bizarre photo of herself wearing a thick face mask on Twitter Saturday morning.

Some people need their accounts revoked. We propose nominating one each month, and calling it the Tila Tequila Award (she's in her own league).

"The Price Of Beauty :)" Jessica Simpson Twittered, referring to her globe-trotting VH1 show, which premieres on March 15. Yes, it is a real show.

"Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask," she added, referring to the pricey Creme De La Mer Radiant Facial, which costs $320.

Yes, she paid $320 to look like this. You sure you want to collaborate on this show, Billy Corgan? Your alt-rock reputation is being diminished here ...

Yikes.

Filming the show "changed me completely," she said. "I haven't always had an inner confidence and I haven't always looked at my reflection and loved it."

Okay, having better self-esteem is always a good thing. We just don't need to see the progress every minute of every day. But carry on Jessica. Carry on.

Billy Corgan has commented on his relationship with Jessica Simpson for the first time ... and it appears as if that relationship is mostly, if not entirely musical.

"She asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new show [VH1's The Price of Beauty],” the Smashing Pumpkins frontman told the Chicago Tribune.

"She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. It's very interesting."

Corgan says that he ended up writing part of the theme song, which he describes as having "a little bit of an alternative rock edge, but it’s still very pop-y."

The odd couple had fans scratching their heads last December after they were first spotted together in New York City. Rumors of a romance soon heated up.

Weirdest non-couple ever! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

From what we've read and heard, there were feelings from both sides, although the extent to which Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson were romantic is unclear.

And as far as celebrity gossip reports are concerned, he could not care less. "The stuff I’ve seen doesn’t have any bearing to the reality that I'm in," he says.

"It's like living a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what’s really going on."

A bit coy, but definitely honest. Which is about what you would expect.

Jessica Simpson aside, what's left for a '90s rock god to do in his career?

“I just signed a deal to write my memoir,” he said. “Next year. It’s a memoir about life from a spiritual perspective – not from a media or celeb perspective.”