Jessica Biel

Yes, if Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson are a couple, it's big news.

But these two might not even be the hottest new couple making headlines. As fans of attractive women and baseball, The Hollywood Gossip staff probably gives that honor to Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter.

After just two months of casual dating, the pair took their toned physiques to San Juan, Puerto Rico over New Year's. The duo celebrated the Yankees trade of Randy Johnson at the island's Las Casitas Village & Golden Door Spa.

"She was gorgeous!" an expert witness said of Biel, later adding that Nicole Richie is "really thin!"

The sporty pair bonded over days of volleyball and yacht-cruising, snuggling up in a $1,400-a-night Cliffside villa, complete with personal butler.

Considering how well ex-girlfriend Vanessa Minnillio has moved on, it's nice to see Jeter finally doing the same. Similarly, it's always nice to simply see Biel.

What's a Hollywood gossip site to do on a slow news day?

Shots of hard liquor. And movie reviews, of course.

So was the thinking over at TMZ, where the staff laid into 50 Cent/Curtis Jackson, along with the rest of the cast of Home of the Brave.

It sounds as though Fiddy may have more to worry about than Oprah Winfrey, after he was skewered for starring in an "abominably acted and amateurishly written Iraqi war drama ... The rapper's portrayal of a disturbed vet is quite possibly the only thing more painful than being shot nine times.

Meanwhile, it's suggested that co-stars Samuel L. Jackson and Jessica Biel should be shopping for new agents.

Left out of any critiques, however, was another actor in the film: Chad Michael Murray. Perhaps reviewers were too focused on how young his fiancee, Kenzie Dalto, is (18!) to take note of his performance.

Jessica Biel has a history of walking canines.

When it comes to dating, however, the sultry star hangs around with anything but dogs. The latest case in point? Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter.

Initially spotted getting cozy with one another at Hollywood hot spot, Hyde, Biel and Jeter took their romance to Sin City over the weekend. Indeed, Mario Lopez and Britney Spears were not the only ones possibly getting jiggy with each other in Vegas.

At Wynn Las Vegas's Tryst nightclub Saturday night, Jessica and Derek snuck kisses at the VIP table they shared with Jeter's New York Yankees teammates Alex Rodriguez and Jason Giambi.

The next evening, Jeter, 32, and Biel, 24, played blackjack at Palms Casino Resort's Mint Lounge before dinner with two friends at the Palms' Nine restaurant.

They capped off the night with Biel doing everything she could to prove she really is a better date then Eva Longoria; in this case, grinding it up with Jeter at Hard Rock's Body English nightclub.

A random person at the club said the duo were "very lovey dovey," yet had no explanation for how Jeter lost the MVP vote this year to Justin Morneau. As a Yankees fan, this Hollywood Gossip staffer doesn't wanna see anything happen to Jeter's heart.

In other words: stay out of this couple's business, Borat!

Nick Lachey was recently spotted in a crummy mood. Reports state that his surprising grumpiness was due to an influx of Ashlee Simpson music at the bar.

But perhaps Lachey was also thinking about Derek Jeter.

Why would the soulful crooner have the Yankees shortstop on his mind? Because Jeter has had Nick's girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, on a lot more than just his mind in the past; the pair used to date.

Now, however, maybe Lachey can relax about it. Rumors are swirling that Jeter has moved on from Vanessa to another hottie: Jessica Biel.

The Yankees captain and The Illusionist star were spotted at Hollywood hot spot, Hyde, Tuesday night. They were "laughing and giggling together," according to Page Six, while others sources state Jeter actually massaged Biel's shoulders.

That's like almost first base.

The baseball star has also dated Mariah Carey in the past. He's really good looking.

We apologize ahead of time. Granted, there's a Jessica Biel picture below and that's rarely a bad thing.

But how exactly did her and LeAnn Rimes both end up wearing the same ugly dress? At least the country star looks a bit excited to sport such attire.

Biel would help her cause to look like Jessica Simpson or Vanessa Minnillo in their previous photo fight. You gotta smile for the camera, Jess. At least pretend that you love your outfit!

Oh my, don't we wish. No, we really do. We thought we'd compiled some great Jessica Biel pics before (and we have, trust us), but when we came across this one, we just had to share it with all of you. One can only assume that as she displays her frayed jeans for all to see, Jessica is not wearing any pants. Yum.

Look, we have no problem with Scarlett Johansson being named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire. The 21-year old is quite the looker.

We're just not sure what last year's winner, Jessica Biel, has done to fall from the sexy ranks. Especially after we saw this picture of the actress working out:

All The Gossip asks for is some sort of competition. Let's see Scarlett touch her toes. Maybe Eva Longoria wishes to enter the contest and do a few topless chin-ups. It's only fair.

The honor of Sexiest Woman Alive is simply too important to hand out randomly, ok? Is it really asking too much for Molly Sims to ride a mechanical bull in order to prove her beauty?

Not to steal a saying from a nosy magazine The Gossip is far superior than, but: celebrities, they're just like us! They walk their dogs!

No, we're not talking about when the handlers of Travis Barker let him out of his cage. We mean actual canines and their famous owners. Just take a look:

What happens when your girlfriend is named the new Wonder Woman? You're relegated to dog walker, of course. Adam Brody seems content to saunter along with he and Rachel Bilson's puppy, however.

Breathtaking AND down to earth? We already knew Jessica Biel was the former, but eschewing the use of any dog walker speaks largely to the latter quality, as well.

Returning frm a trip, Hilary Duff has all the essentials: suitcase, bucket hat, adorable puppy.

We're not talking about how much these actresses cost you during a night out. After all, any man in his right mind would spend on these ladies until cows (aka Britney Spears pictures) came home.

We mean, literally, how much you'd pay just to go out with Eva Longoria or Jessica Biel.

According to a pair of recent auctions, the star of Desperate Housewives is worth A LOT more than the former Seventh Heaven offspring.

Earlier this summer, a man paid $30,000 to take Biel out for an evening. The event raised money for for a Colorado girl who had been hit by a car.

Longoria just had to show Jessica up, however. The president of fashion house, Bebe, ponied up a cool $100,00 for a dare with Tony Parker's more beautiful. It was all in the name of charity, of course, as the auction took place as part as part of a gala held to benefit the PADRES Contra El Cancer, which aids Latino children with cancer.

"Hey, I'm a fun date!" Longoria laughed happily when the final amount was announced.

As fun as Kirsten Dunst?

Aside from looking downright gorgeous in publicity appearances for The Illusionist, what's Jessica Biel to do in order hype up her new movie?

How about an interview with American Online? Of course! The following is an online conversation this beautiful woman had over Instant Messenger:

MoviefoneKevin: how are things for ya?
IllusionistJess: things are great, pleasure to be chatting with you today

MoviefoneKevin: why thanks, you too! really enjoyed The Illusionist. what drew you to it?
IllusionistJess: it was a great female character, the opportunity to work in a period drama, and working with a great cast

MoviefoneKevin: were you living out a childhood fantasy by finally getting to play a princess?
IllusionistJess: I think yes, it's every little girl's fantasy to be a princess and wear beautiful gowns, and ride in carriages with horses...so yes, it was like a dream. It was like being in a fairy tale.

MoviefoneKevin: with Edward Norton as your prince
IllusionistJess: you couldn't get a better prince than edward :-D

MoviefoneKevin: ha, Prince Edward... Norton seems like a pretty intense dude. you ever get intimidated working with someone like him?
IllusionistJess: I was intimidated every day, but he's such a generous actor, he made me feel incredibly comfortable and I was able to bring my a-game to the table, and match his intensity and passion day in and day out.

MoviefoneKevin: I noticed there's an abundance of facial hair in this movie. Who would you say had the most impressive mustache?
IllusionistJess: Paul Giamatti. Paul had the most impressive mustache, because I think it was mostly real. He'd been growing it for a while. Edward and Rufus (Sewell) augmented their facial hair a bit, had pieces created for their characters.

MoviefoneKevin: are you a fan of facial hair?
IllusionistJess: yes, I love a man with a little scruff.

MoviefoneKevin: so have you ever been blown away by magic?
IllusionistJess: I can't remember the last time I saw an actual magic show, other than working with Edward when he working on his magic for the film. But, I prefer human feats, like, say Cirque De Soleil, to a magic show.

MoviefoneKevin: where did y'all shoot the film?
IllusionistJess: Prague. The Czech Republic is an incredible country.

MoviefoneKevin: did you get to take in the culture and see a lot?
IllusionistJess: I got to shoot in many villages around the Czech countryside, so I got to see a lot of the country. I also had a lot of free time to see all the tourist attractions and really feel like I lived there, and got to know the place.
MoviefoneKevin: were the Czech people pretty familiar with you?