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Jessica Biel might soon be single. Her and boyfriend Justin Timberlake are reportedly having problems.

But that turmoil is the least of Biel's issues right now.

Her and fellow actress Jennifer Garner have been spotted out in the same Diane von Furstenberg shirtdress. It's time for readers to decide which beauty looks better in it.

Good luck to each combatant. Here's a look at Biel and Garner donning the outfit. Compare, contrast and then vote in our poll...

Jess vs. Jen

Who wears this outfit better?

 

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Jessica Biel is gorgeous, beautiful and sexy.

According to those that know the actress well, however, she's also needy and annoying.

Biel on the Move

Rumors of a break up between Biel and longtime boyfriend Justin Timberlake have grown stronger this week. Multiple insiders have confirmed as much to The New York Daily News.

“Things don’t look good for them right now - they’ve hit a really rocky spot,” said a source close to Timberlake, adding that issues began during a trip to Vegas JT took with his friends in February because "they got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him. She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.”

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While Lance Bass labels Biel as "fun to be around," others within Timberlake's circle of pals don't agree.

“All his friends think she’s really annoying,” said an insider. “She’s always trying to be one of the guys. She and Justin have no chemistry.”

We don't know either side of this couple well, but our staff has often debated this same theory. Timberlake is one of the most charismatic, outgoing stars in Hollywood. He's the kind of guy that tries to mount his girlfriend at a Lakers game.

Biel, conversely, comes across as far more serious.

Fortunately, she also comes across as naked in the movie Powder Blue, so... uhhh... we lost our train of thought.

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We were jealous enough of Justin Timberlake for getting to sing hilarious songs with Andy Samberg.

But now we look at the following photos of Jessica Biel from Gotham Magazine and we think about the fact that JT gets to go home and hit that every night and we frickin hate the guy so darn much!!!

All that, and the guy is the perpetual holder of Britney Spears' v-card? Life just isn't fair.

In the article, as she often does, Biel seemed to lament her status as a sex symbol.

“I’ve made a mark, all right. But balancing the idea of being very sexy and then also being really attainable, kind of a girl-next door quality, is really important," the actress said, seemingly (fortunately) oblivious to this balance when posing above.

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Back in April, David Letterman made no secret of the fact that he kind of wanted to see the Lauren Conrad sex tape. Assuming it existed, of course.

Well, last night, Jessica Biel made an appearance on the Late Show that sparked similar comments from Dave, who insinuated that photos of her kissing Justin Timberlake at a recent Lakers game were a preview of what happened later.

He also suggested that the couple's phone calls early in their relationship were of the phone sex variety. Dude is definitely become a dirty old man.

A funny one, though. Especially when he revealed his cluelessness regarding Jessica and Justin's relationship, asking "So, you're dating the guy? We know this, we don't know this? We can talk about it, we can't talk about it?"

"Yes, we're dating," she replied, adding that's it's been "a few years."

"A few years! Really?" asked Letterman. "Am I the only one who doesn't know this?"

"I think so," answered an amused Biel.

We're just glad he didn't ask about the Jessica Biel nude scene in Powder Blue. That could have gotten a little awkward. Watch the interview below ...

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Poor Jessica Biel.

In the June issue of Allure, the actress complains about her beauty. When asked if being so darn attractive has prevented her from landing dramatic roles, Biel said;

"Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt."

You also have to be an idiot to whine about good looks in public.

Biel's latest film - Powder Blue, in which she plays a stripper - went straight to DVD, as the actress says she covets the careers of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman (each of whom, to complete her line of reasoning, Jessica must consider ugly).

"I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me!" she says. "But if you don't want to even see me - that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!"

We do know Biel is dating Justin Timberlake. Are you gonna complain next about how difficult it is to focus when a gorgeous man is orally pleasuring you, Jessica?

"I mean, you love who you love! It's not like you meet somebody one day and say, 'OK, I'm not going to put up with his fame!' or 'Yes, I am going to put up with his celebrity,'" she says. "You can’t choose that. It just happens to you."

Sort of like being hot and, evidently, ungrateful for it.

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In Powder Blue, Jessica Biel plays a stripper and showcases moves typically reserved for a one-time *NSync member and current Mother's Day tribute provider.

The movie centers around blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah four strangers in L.A. blah blah blah blah blah Jessica Biel topless blah blah blah blah blah.

It's kind of an artsy movie, but also a little dark and disturbing as blah blah blah blah seedy club blah blah blah stripper pole blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Should be a great moment in cinematic history.

Let's cut to the chase and get to what you really want to see - the video of the Jessica Biel nude scene. Follow the jump and check it out, but please be forewarned, adult content and maybe even a little unintentional comedy like below ...

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Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Demi Moore, Anne Hathaway and other celebrities marked the Cartier 100th Anniversary in America Celebration last night in New York.

It was the night's second biggest star-sudded affair after the Star Trek premiere! Click to enlarge photos of Jessica, Justin and other stars at the luxury brand's event:

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

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Justin Timberlake is hilarious (and talented and sexy and pretty much perfect in every way).

While attending a Los Angeles Lakers game earlier this week, the singer and Jessica Biel were caught on the arena's kiss camera. How did JT respond?

Jessica Biel at the Golden Globe Awards

By milking the moment and trying to mount his gorgeous right then and there. Check it out:

For some reason, Biel resisted the attempt. We know a few (million) girls that would have been happy to let Timberlake straddle them on the spot.

Later that night, of course, Jessica likely made it up to her man by getting naked and practicing her stripper moves. Damn you, JT!

Click on the pics above to enlarge more shots of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake hamming it up at the Lakers game.

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In her new movie Powder Blue, Jessica Biel plays a stripper, showing off assets typically enjoyed only by a certain former *NSync member / D!ck in a Box provider.

The movie centers on four diverse L.A. residents - a stripper, a mortician, an ex-con and ... oh, who cares, it's got Jessica Biel topless and playing a stripper.

Timberlake and Biel Photo

Do you really need any further incentive to check out screen grabs of the gorgeous actress working the pole and writhing around on stage at a seedy club?

No, you really don't. If you could get this kind of show at your local gentlemen's club, that $25 cover and $10 Bud Light would almost be worth it. Almost.

Follow the jump below for some hot Jessica Biel pics, then click to enlarge ...

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We're not entirely sure what Beyonce was going for with the dress she donned last night, but it was one of the more interesting Academy Awards fashion statements.

Jessica Biel, meanwhile? Nothing she wears will ever compare to the sink pic. Absolutely nothing. But she still looked pretty glamorous last night, don't you agree?

Kylie Jenner Fashion

Which of these stars' outfits do you like best? Tell us below ...

Who looked better at the Oscars?