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One of Hollywood biggest MILFs is now 33 years old.

Won't you join us in wishing a Jessica Alba a very happy birthday?!?

The actress has scaled back dramatically in her movie life since becoming a mother, though she actually has a number of films on tap for 2014.

She's remained in the spotlight, however, thanks to this sweaty no makeup photo and thanks to any number of Jessica Alba bikini photos. This brunette isn't bad looking at all.

So join us in sending some birthday love Alba's way and prepare to drool, fellas. Here are 33 pictures of Jessica Alba in honor of her 33rd birthday:

Jessica Alba is Beautiful
Jessica Alba poses here at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards. We wouldn't exactly kick her out of bed!

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One of the best and most beautiful moms in Hollywood celebrates a birthday today.

Jessica Alba is 32!!!

The gorgeous star will next be seen in the latest edition of the Sin City franchise, but has been away from the big screen for awhile for a very good reason:

She's the dedicated mother of two daughters: Honor, 4 and Haven, 1.

Jessica Alba Bikini Body

But Alba recently made news for saying that she wore a double corset for three months to shed her baby weight. OUCH!

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She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

  1. She's a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor.
  2. Chinese women really want to look like her.
  3. Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera.

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

Below, we've posted a photo montage of Jessica, as there's only one gift we can think of for a star that has everything: thousands of readers drooling over her beauty. Enjoy!

Tribeca Cutie
  • J. Alba Picture
  • Fun with Honor
Honor Marie and Mommy

Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba
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