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In a new interview with Elle, Jessica Alba manages to insult Zac Efron, pretend as though she doesn't use her sexuality to rise through the ranks in Hollywood and not even mention her baby's daddy, Cash Warren.

It's an impressive triple whammy. Check out the excerpts now:

Playing Paparazzi

On meeting Zac Efron at the Teen Choice Awards: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you're just a little kid.'"

On NOT being a sex symbol: "I think there are ambitious girls who will do anything to be famous, and they think men in this business are used to women doing that. Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality.

That's not part of it for me. When I'm in a meeting, I want to tell you why I'm an asset, how I'm a commodity, how I can put asses in the seats, not, ‘There's a chance you're going to be able to fâ€" me.' That's never been my deal."

This is a picture of Jessica Alba naked, not using her sexuality at all. Not one bit. No sir.

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You heard it here first, yesterday afternoon, even though we weren't 100 percent sure it was more than celebrity gossip at the time - Jessica Alba is engaged!

The actress, 26, is set to marry longtime boyfriend Cash Warren.

Cash Warren Picture

"Yes, I can confirm that they are engaged," her rep confirmed.

Jessica Alba flashed a HUGE engagement ring during a December 26 outing in West Hollywood, leading celebrity news sites like this one to assume Cash had popped the question. Jessica is three months pregnant with their first child.

For a fella who dates - then knocks up, then gets engaged to - one of the hottest women on Earth, relatively little is known about Cash Warren. His IMDB page lists him as a graduate of Crossroads School in Santa Monica, Calif., and Yale University.

The Hollywood Gossip recently learned that he is a longtime friend of Baron Davis, who plays for the NBA's Golden State Warriors. Hence the Warriors #5 on his cap in the first photo below. He is also apparently pals with Steve Nash - the two-time NBA MVP! That's Jessica, Cash, Steve Nash and his wife, Alejandra below!

Who are you, Cash Warren, with your hot fiancee and odd NBA connections!?

In any case, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, 28, had split up in July after more than two years together, only to reunite in August or September.

Although the engagement is so on, their wedding might have to wait until after Jessica Alba gives birth. The reason? An obvious one.

A source recently said, "She doesn't want to be pregnant in a dress!"

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Jessica Alba recently announced she's pregnant, but she didn't say anything about an engagement. We just assumed Jessica Alba wasn't engaged to Cash Warren for that reason - but then we got ahold of this photo! Is that an engagement ring?

No Honor

Check out the rock: Are Cash Warren and Jessica Alba engaged? 

Now, our staff writers are no geniuses when it comes to celebrities being engaged, but that is Jessica Alba's left hand and ring finger we're talking about here - and that's gotta be at least a three- or four-carat rock resting squarely on it.

Did Cash Warren make an honest woman out of Jessica? Or is this just some extra bling she had kicking around? Guess we'll have to wait for official confirmation to see if these two are really engaged - but you heard this celebrity gossip here first!

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Like yesterday's nipple slip by Megan Fox, you may need to examine the following photo closely.

But if you do so, you should be able to see Jessica Alba's baby bump. It's there, alright, courtesy of Cash Warren...

Honor Marie and Mommy

A pregnant Jessica Alba maks her way through a throng of celebrity gossip reporters.

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Cash Warren has made a deposit inside Jessica Alba.

And the couple will be seeing the return in less than nine months.

A Night Out

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," said rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba and Warren have been an item since the fall of 2004. They met when the man with the strange first name was a director's assistant on the set of The Fantastic Four.

There have been a few rocky times since then, as the pair reportedly broke up about three months ago. But they quickly reconciled and now have a child on the way to prove it.

If other rumors are true. Alba may be able to share a birthing class with Tiffany Pollard. That would be fun.

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Neither Cash Warren or Brian Austin Green were anywhere in sight during the recent Spike TV Scream Fest.

Nevertheless, Jessica Alba and Megan Fox grabbed hold of something long and hard during the festivities.

The stunning pair of actresses are pictured below, each yielding looks that could kill. Along with a sharp spike that could probably at least injure badly. 

Which babe looks better with her weapon of choice? And are either as dangerous as the nipples on Victoria Beckham?

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Good Luck Chuck looks like an awful movie.

That being said, we don't deny the film's premise: Jessica Alba is hot.

The former star of the TV series Dark Angel has made a career out of this fact - and we're proud to document it in the photo tribute below:

In Honey, Alba did her best impression of Shakira. The actress starred as a dance teacher and those hips weren't uttering any lies as far as we could tell. And we stared at them closely.

Then there was Sin City. And, truth be told, Alba should have to go to confessional for simply looking this sexy.

Good Luck Chuck - co-starring Dane Cook - may not show Jessica Alba nude, but the movie's entirely plot is simply based on the fact that she's attractive.

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Talk about a misguided Cash deposit!

Celebrity gossip circles are reeling from the news that Cash Warren may slept with Russian model Vera Mishina, thereby screwing up his rekindled relationship with Jessica Alba.

No Honor

Reportedly, the actress now regrets taking Cash back.

Mishina told her story to The National Enquirer, even passing a lie detector as she described "the night he picked me up and got me into his bed... acting like the world's biggest single man."

The random model went on to say: "But I found out that only hours after being with me, he was on a plane back to L.A., where he was then photographed having dinner with her (Alba) and acting affectionate."

That's true. We have the Jessica Alba picture to prove it.


No Money Shot, Honey: Cash Warren tries to explain away rumors of his cheating. Will Jessica Alba buy it? Will she give Cash credit for honesty? Can we come up with any more puns related to his name? Stay tuned!

"If he had told me they had gotten back together there's no way I would have allowed him to sleep with me," Mishina whined. "I now feel like all he wanted was a one-night stand. I feel used. Cash wasn't very honest to lead me along like he did. Jessica may want to rethink taking him back. He cheated on her the minute he was away from her."

Sounds like Cash will need to be pretty money to talk his way out of this dalliance.

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Say this about the Jessica Alba and Cash Warren photo below: at least it gives us the chance to use the witty pun in the headline above.

That's about the only comfort we find in this image, as it turns celebrity gossip into fact and proves that Alba and Warren are indeed back together.

No Honor

The couple had been broken up for a few weeks, giving hope to single males everywhere. But as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil continue to show, true love often can't be denied.

Maybe there's still hope for Britney and K-Fed.

Looks like only Cash Warren will be seeing Jessica Alba nude for the foreseeable future.

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

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