Jessica Alba

Kobe who?

Looks like Jessica Alba has her attention focused elsewhere while sitting courtside at last night's Lakers/Warriors game.

Hopefully, it's on the hot dog vendor. The actress could use such saturated fat.

Meanwhile, long-time boyfriend, Cash Warren, finds something funny. Maybe it's the sad state of the Golden State franchise. Or perhaps it's his good fortune to be dating such a hottie.

Or it could be any chance Ian Ziering has of winning Dancing with the Stars.

All we know is this: unlike any picture of Tara Reid and Perez Hilton, we're not hiding our eyes from a glance at these beauties.

Jessica Alba spent her holiday weekend training for the Hot Actress Professional Water Football League (HAPWFL).

Oh, and not eating.

The Hollywood Gossip is appalled and frightened by these pictures. We know Alba and Kate Bosworth both enjoy walking dogs, but we didn't think The Fantastc Four star also shared Bosworth's passion for an empty plate at every meal.

Just look at that arm - or lack thereof. It would give a Nicole Richie limb a run for its anorexic money.

Look, Jess, we're not telling you to look like Rosie O'Donnell. But there's no need to impersonate a skeleton, either. Eat.

We don't mean anything dirty by that whatsoever. Get your perverse minds out of the gutter. Seriously, what are you thinking? Not everything pertains to sex and drugs, you know (our Lindsay Lohan section notwithstanding).

All we are trying to say is that this pair of Hollywood starlets loves its respective canine companions. Nothing wrong or suggestive about that!

On the left, Jessica Alba and her boyfriend, Cash Warren, make a match in his-and-hers coats during a stroll with pup Bowie in Vancouver on Monday. The actress is currently in Canada filming the Fantastic Four sequel (which the lovely Vanessa Minnillo will also be appearing in, making it the best movie of the year already).

Back home in the states, the still-anemic Kate Bosworth and her pup Essa (which she adopted with ex Orlando Bloom) decide it's time to head home after a Sunday afternoon frolic at a Hollywood dog park. They had a blast, but Essa was probably starving. Kate? Apparently she doesn't require nutrients.

It wasn't exactly a revelation that Jessica Alba was recently named the Most Kissable celebrity.

You have seen Jessica Alba pictures, right?

As the cover women of next month's Elle magazine, however, did this actress shock fans in a featured interview? Let's find out!

On her her background (she's of Mexican, French and Danish descent): "Mostly people just didn't know what I was. They couldn't really categorize me. Katie Holmes is, like, the most ethnic girl [casting agents] have ever seen."

On being better known for her body than her work: "With my friends, I'm a total fool, but only they see that. When I go on set no-one wants me to look gawky or weird. They want me to look like this version of this girl. That's boring to me."

On her nudity policy: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety."

** THG Note: That's sad.

On why she backed away from religion: "When older men would hit on me and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, and it wasn't. It just made me feel like if I was in any way desirable to the opposite sex, that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and of being a woman."

On not having role models: "I don't really worry about other people because I'm so different. I like paving the way because then there are no expectations. There's only what I create."

On her style: "I never dress for men - I dress more for women. I'm not the mini-skirt-and-cleavage girl, ever … I'm guilty, in an LA way, of wearing too many sweatsuits, but it's because of work. I have such long hours that I want to be in my pajamas."

Hey, take a look at this Rachel Bilson picture. Nothing wrong with pajamas!

Meanwhile, Alba's next film is "Good Luck Chuck." It co-stars the very lucky Dane Cook.

We'll be honest: there's a long, long list of things Jessica Alba would be be the most popular choice for - doable, hugable, snugable, drawdropable ...

But in the interest of time - and real words - we'll simply relay the most recent award this sizzling actress has garnered: Most Kissable. According to a poll taken by Colgate, Alba knocked off favorite Angelina Jolie in a survey taken to honor Oral Health Month.

No, not Oral Fixation Month; that would be the time set aside to honor the album from Shakira ... which is pretty much every month considering how catchy it is.

Anyway. Take a look at these Jessica Alba pictures and it's hard to consider this result an upset.

On the men's side, however, we didn't predict Robbie Williams taking home the top spot. The British singer held off competition from Brad Pitt, making it a round of second place finishes for both sides of Brangelina.

We surmise they'll come up with a way of comforting one another about the results, however. A hot, hot way.

It's not easy being the Teen Choice Award Hottie. While Jessica Alba was all smiles at the award show over the weekend, she was actually hiding a gorgeous deformity, a result of an encounter with Dane Cook.

"We did all of our love scenes in one day and I chipped a tooth and I lost a tooth, isn't that disgusting? We're smashing our faces together, it's not the slowest, most romantic love scene," said Alba.

But it was still a love scene, Dane, you rascal. Alba showed off the gaps left by her rough sex scenes to EXTRA at an event for BeMoreYou.com, an organization which helps empower and improve the self esteem of teenage girls. Don't worry, they didn't invite Ashlee Simpson.

"It's not about being skinny, it's about being healthy. It's about loving yourself, being proud of who you are and proud of how God put you together," Jessica said.

Easy for her to say, of course. The Big Man Upstairs took extra care with this beauty.

Some things at last night's Teen Choice Awards were startling. Yes, the performance of Kevin Federline was that shockingly awful - and we were prepard for the Apocalypse.

Other aspects of the program, however, were entertaining and ran smoothly. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson didn't murder one another, for example. Also, those precocious teens got at least one vote correct:

Jessica Alba as Choice Hottie. Right you were, kids. Right you were ...

Jessica Alba is booking movie after movie. After taking over for the airhead known as "Linday Lohan" in one film, Alba will be starring with America's favorite comedian in her following gig.

That's right, Dane Cook will venture onto the big screen alongside Alba in Good Luck Chuck. Seems to us that Cook would be the one with all the luck in this scenario.

The movie is about a serial dater, played by Cook, who gains a reputation for pushing women towards their soulmates inadvertently. Alba will try to stop his unlucky streak. We bet she succeeds!

X-Men editor Mark Helfrich will direct the picture. Filming will begin next month.

Jessica Alba for Lindsay Lohan?!? The producers of Bill got the best of that deal this week - and they didn't even need to include any future draft picks.

After the star of Mean Girls dropped out due to a possible scheduling conflict - but more likely a pretentious personality conflict - Alba gladly stepped into the role in this independent film.

She'll join Aaron Eckhart, Elizabeth Banks and Timothy Olyphant in a movie about a man fed up with his job who then finds his wife in bed with a local news anchor. Amazingly enough, Alba found time to play the part while also agreeing to reprise roles in sequels to Fantastic Four and Sin City.

Wait, so you can portray characters in big-time popcorn flicks AND small budget, critical darlings? Amazing. When it comes to life lessons, Lohan apparently hasn't learned this one yet.