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We never thought we'd say this, but let's turn attention away from Jessica Alba's breasts for a moment.

While the actress recently complained how that part of her body sagged too much, we're here to gauge reader opinion on Alba's hair instead.

Does it look best long? Short? Wavy? Straight? Or what about the latest option, an ear-length bob?

The beauty debuted this style at the New York City premiere of Little Fockers last night - and while that films looks terrible (watch its trailer HERE), we're wondering if you feel the same way about Jessica's new look...

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In the latest issue of British GQ, Jessica Alba looks like THIS.

Still, the beauty spends mot of the interview lamenting her post-baby body, saying: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger."

Alba is quick to say "there's something so amazing about having a child," referring to two-year old daughter Honor Marie, and doesn't seem to be asking for sympathy in the article. But we'd have to imagine there are many women out there who would prefer if someone with this body never uttered a complaining word...

British GQ Hottie

"Every actress out there is more beautiful than me," Alba added, specifically citing Natalie Portman, Beyoncé and Scarlett Johansson. "I've seen them without makeup, so I know."

Sounds a bit extreme, doesn't it? It leads us to a simple question: Is Jessica Alba hot?

 

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Friday's edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest tasked our readers with writing the best caption for this picture of Jessica Alba getting pulled over.

Our winner is Nikki. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below.

Honorable mentions to out to Abhishek Duggal, CrazyDani and Chris. Thanks to everyone who sent in caption(s) and best of luck again next time!

"This had better be good officer, because everyone reading The Hollywood Gossip is looking at your flat ass... as we speak!"

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Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police.

What could she be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We'll announce the winner Monday. Good luck ...

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According to Kim Kardashian, mom jeans are in.

We pray this doesn't become an actual trend.

But we could definitely get behind the style choices made by a trio of beauties over the last few weeks: Alicia Keys, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba all broke out little black dresses at various public events.

To learn more about these outfits, along with other celebrity fashion decisions, visit the THG style store. Then, compare, contrast and vote below...

Leather Dress Watch

Who looks best in her black skirt?

 

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We apologize for being a day late with this post, but can you blame us? We spent yesterday with our wives and mothers.

Those loving experiences caused us to wonder: Who is the best mom in Hollywood?

Many female celebrities are role models, spending time away from the camera with their kids; others exploit their children as money-making props. Below, we examine a few candidates for top mom and ask readers to chime in...

Julia Roberts: Has only starred in two movies (Duplicity and Charlie Wilson's War) in five years. The reason? Three kids under the age of six.

Brooke Mueller: Hey, she's smart enough to remove her children from the abusive home of Charlie Sheen.

Kate Gosselin: JUST KIDDING!

  • Fun with Honor
  • Kourt and Mason
  • Dumbass Dina

Jessica Alba: Often seen out with daughter Honor, and wants to expand her family via adoption.

Kourtney Kardashian: Is willing to continually lose and regain her bikini body just to cash in on support son Mason.

Dina Lohan: Will lose points when if Lindsay dies from alcohol poisoning or Ali stars in a sex tape.

Did we leave off your favorite mother? Vote below on the candidates for Best Mom in Hollywood:

 

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We have a tough life here at The Hollywood Gossip.

Our staff is forced to sift through a number of fashionable photos from major celebrity events, such as last night's Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. We must then stare at photos of actresses such as Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria and ask readers to rank these beauties based on their red carpet appearances.

We also get to poke fun at Tila Tequila.

But back to the fashion: visit our ever-growing style store to purchase any of the outfits you see on our site, and chime in below with your thoughts on Jessica vs. Eva.

  • Alba Photo
  • Eva Picture

Who looked better last night?

 

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She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

  1. She's a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor.
  2. Chinese women really want to look like her.
  3. Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera.

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

Below, we've posted a photo montage of Jessica, as there's only one gift we can think of for a star that has everything: thousands of readers drooling over her beauty. Enjoy!

Tribeca Cutie
  • J. Alba Picture
  • Fun with Honor
Honor Marie and Mommy

Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!

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Jessica Alba isn't the best actress on the planet.

But she appears to be a responsible, tremendous mother to daughter Honor Marie. Meanwhile, another child may soon be included in Alba and husband Cash Warren's family.

In an interview prior to her appearance on tonight's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (in which she helps rebuild a home for a Texas foster family of 15), the actress said she'll likely adopt in the near future.

"If you have the love, and the capacity to love children, you should just adopt. And I plan on doing it, " she said, adding: "My mom grew up around a huge family, and they always wanted more kids, and I was like, ‘Why don’t you just adopt?’”

Looks like Alba will take her own advice. Below, she's seen playing with Honor...

Fun Play Time
  • Fun with Honor
  • At the Playground
  • Mothering

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Suddenly, Tila Tequila doesn't seem so crazy...

A Chinese woman that wants to win back her ex-boyfriend is making plans to resemble his ideal woman, Jessica Alba.

According to Fox News, a 21-year-old named Xiaoqing, told The Shanghai Daily that she has met with doctors at a plastic surgery clinic and has "made my decision" to undergo a variety of procedures. The goal of them? To emulate Alba in every physical way possible.

"I'm not only doing it for my ex-boyfriend, but for myself," she said. "I am a psychologically weak person. I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it."

J. Alba

The woman will reportedly need eyebrow lifting, eyelid reshaping and nose reconstruction to look like the beauty pictured above.

Xiaoqing told the newspaper that her former flame decorates the walls of his bedroom with Jessica Alba pictures and demanded she do her make-up like the actress, even when she slept. He also gave her a wig for Christmas and demanded it she wore it at all times.

"I love him very much.... that's why I always followed his opinions. I don't want to lose him," Xiaoqing said.

Why would you? The guy sounds like a winner.

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba
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