Jessica Alba

It's not easy being the Teen Choice Award Hottie. While Jessica Alba was all smiles at the award show over the weekend, she was actually hiding a gorgeous deformity, a result of an encounter with Dane Cook.

"We did all of our love scenes in one day and I chipped a tooth and I lost a tooth, isn't that disgusting? We're smashing our faces together, it's not the slowest, most romantic love scene," said Alba.

But it was still a love scene, Dane, you rascal. Alba showed off the gaps left by her rough sex scenes to EXTRA at an event for BeMoreYou.com, an organization which helps empower and improve the self esteem of teenage girls. Don't worry, they didn't invite Ashlee Simpson.

"It's not about being skinny, it's about being healthy. It's about loving yourself, being proud of who you are and proud of how God put you together," Jessica said.

Easy for her to say, of course. The Big Man Upstairs took extra care with this beauty.

Some things at last night's Teen Choice Awards were startling. Yes, the performance of Kevin Federline was that shockingly awful - and we were prepard for the Apocalypse.

Other aspects of the program, however, were entertaining and ran smoothly. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson didn't murder one another, for example. Also, those precocious teens got at least one vote correct:

Jessica Alba as Choice Hottie. Right you were, kids. Right you were ...

Jessica Alba is booking movie after movie. After taking over for the airhead known as "Linday Lohan" in one film, Alba will be starring with America's favorite comedian in her following gig.

That's right, Dane Cook will venture onto the big screen alongside Alba in Good Luck Chuck. Seems to us that Cook would be the one with all the luck in this scenario.

The movie is about a serial dater, played by Cook, who gains a reputation for pushing women towards their soulmates inadvertently. Alba will try to stop his unlucky streak. We bet she succeeds!

X-Men editor Mark Helfrich will direct the picture. Filming will begin next month.

Jessica Alba for Lindsay Lohan?!? The producers of Bill got the best of that deal this week - and they didn't even need to include any future draft picks.

After the star of Mean Girls dropped out due to a possible scheduling conflict - but more likely a pretentious personality conflict - Alba gladly stepped into the role in this independent film.

She'll join Aaron Eckhart, Elizabeth Banks and Timothy Olyphant in a movie about a man fed up with his job who then finds his wife in bed with a local news anchor. Amazingly enough, Alba found time to play the part while also agreeing to reprise roles in sequels to Fantastic Four and Sin City.

Wait, so you can portray characters in big-time popcorn flicks AND small budget, critical darlings? Amazing. When it comes to life lessons, Lohan apparently hasn't learned this one yet.