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We have to apologize to Jordan Bratman because we know he'd prefer if no one else laid any eyes on his wife in her birthday suit.

But when a naked Christina Aguilera wraps herself in nothing but linens, how can we not alert readers to such a sight?

This singer one of the few beautiful and talented celebs out there.

But is she better looking than Jessica Alba nude? That's a tough call. The actress probably won't win any Academy Awards for her craft, but she has won the hearts of men everywhere with her sleek body and gorgeous smile. Cash Warren is one lucky fella. 

Christina Aguilera Nude Pic

Once you determine which of these lovely ladies is the sexiest, you're job isn't done. Take a look at our other hot body comparison and let us know if you find Holly Madison or Carmella DeCesare more attractive. Thank you.

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Sorry, guys. But we're not talking about Jessica Alba nude photos here.

Instead, the striking actress complained to Britain's GQ magazine that she never sees enough male nudity, causing us to wonder where's she's been during the recent Nick Lachey nude picture hullabaloo. She elaborated:

"Men's magazines have nipples so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl, but not a fashion magazine like Elle."

She makes an interesting point. You can see an almost naked Jessica Biel within the pages of almost any publication, but where are the private parts pictures of Matthew McConaughey or Patrick Dempsey?

"If there was a magazine like that I'd buy it," Alba said. "Nudity's not a big deal to me."

Alba in GQ

We don't get to see Jessica Alba nude in this issue. But we do hear her thoughts on guys getting naked.

Awesome! So, can we expect to see Jessica getting nice and naked any time soon on screen? Not exactly. She just likes to see other people bare all in the name of entertainment. But she may change her mind when she looks at any photo of Cisco Adler in the buff.

"I've said I won't go naked in any of my movies, because I don't want to. But that doesn't mean I don't want to see other people strip off," the actress said.

Okay, okay, we hear you. Take a gander at David Beckham nude in that case, Jessica. The man oozes sex appeal.

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Thanks to People for this great compilation of celebrity quotes ...

"It was uncomfortable, like wearing pantyhose everywhere."
- Jessica Alba, on her Fantastic Four costume, to the July issue of Elle magazine

Evil Lurks Behind Her
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  • Integrity
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- Possible title choices for Britney Spears' next album, as posted by the troubled singer on her official site

"I can't stand pretty boys. The guys I date are the just-rolled-out-of-bed, scruffy type. Baseball cap, flannel shirt. Like Luke on Gilmore Girls."
- Kelly Clarkson, on her type of guy

"It was itchy and scratchy and I couldn't eat anything that would stain it. So no chili or tomato soup. You're not going to eat tuna salad in one of those beards because that just ends up being a disgusting day. Then again, who would wanna eat tuna salad anyway!?"
- Steve Carrell, on the challenges of wearing a biblical beard for Evan Almighty

"About a year ago I called him on his tour bus and heard giggling voices in the background. After that I said, 'No more girls on the bus.' "
- Katherine Heigl (below, right) on her no-groupies policy for musician fiancé Josh Kelley

"I'm thinking Tony is a good name."
- Liev Schreiber, joking about what he and Naomi Watts would name their unborn child, at the Tony Awards

"We're like the Addams family or the Munsters, living sort of an odd, nocturnal life."
- John Travolta, describing (in a 2 a.m. interview) to Parade on his private life

"Well, my star will be next to you, Ryan, on one side and next to Destiny's Child on the other side. I thought that made me very hot."
- Barbara Walters, on getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, to Ryan Seacrest

"No one was trying to be audacious, honest to God. We did what we thought we had to do. No one was trying to blow people's minds or thinking, 'Wow, this'll (tick) them off.'"
- Sopranos creator David Chase, on the controversial series finale

"Within our private life and within certain other parts of our life we want to be as normal as possible. ... It's hard, because to a certain respect we never will be normal."
- Prince Harry (below, left, with Prince William) to NBC's sexy beast and talk show host Matt Lauer, on the constraints of being part of the royal family

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It's the new, annoying celebrity trend: beautiful actress complain about how good looking they are. Just ask Jessica Biel.

The star has recently complained about the treatment she gets from directors due to her hot looks. We somehow doubt most women feel too badly for her, though, especially considering the treatment she also gets from Justin Timberlake (if you know what we mean!).

Jessica Alba Hair

Now, Jessica Alba isn't asking for sympathy for her appearance... mainly because she somehow claims that it's nothing special. Right. And Halle Berry nude is an eye sore.

Here are excerpts from an interview Alba recently gave Parade magazine:

On always wanting to be an actress:
"I had a lot of tenacity from a very young age. I was pretty clear on what I wanted to do with my life â€" I wanted to act. My dad was like, ‘When are you going to go to regular school? When are you going to get a job?' It wasn't until my dad visited the set [of her television series Dark Angel] and saw how hard I worked that he understood."

On growing up an Air Force brat of mixed heritage:

"I always felt like a fish out of water, and I never felt comfortable with kids my own age. When you move around a lot, and you look different, other kids bully you."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: This is a problem Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt could also face. Just look at that name!

On the paparazzi:
"I could give two sh-ts about them. They're so lame, I can't even believe that's a real job. I can't imagine they even pay taxes."

On being a sex symbol:
"I don't really pay attention to all that. It's only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.' I don't really think I look all that great."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Jess, take a look at Rumer Willis. Then you'll see what "not that great" looks like.

On being a celebrity:
"I never want to be in the papers except when I'm promoting a movie, but if they have to, they'll make up lies about me just to have something newsworthy to say. The more controversial the story is, the more buzz it can get, and the more it'll sell."

We have no idea what Alba is talking about. But a nude Heidi Montag might soon be seen in Playboy and Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Joslyn Noel Morse.

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Jessica Alba is absolutely gorgeous.

But the actress says her looks can be deceiving.

Alba There

"People think of me as just a sexy girl," the self-described "dork" says in the June issue of InStyle, "but I'm really goofy â€" like, super goofy."

We weren't aware that sexy and goofy were mutually exclusive, but we'll listen to whatever Alba says. Especially when we're talking about a nude Jessica Alba.

Of course, Jessica isn't knocking her looks - but she does own up to having a strong rebellious streak. "I love challenging authority," she says. "It probably wasn't easy being my parents. The second somebody says no to me is the second I'm going to jump up and say yes."

Still, she'd like to have kids one day, though she says she might adopt - like Katherine Heigl - because it could take a while to find the right man.

"I'm not the easiest person to hang with," she says.

"I'm away a lot, and it's an unconventional life. But if I could find a partner, that would be best. I probably won't have kids without one."

We wonder what Cash Warren has to say about that; you know, Alba's boyfriend and all.

When she does settle down, she wants it to be for keeps. There will be no Britney Spears/Kevin Federline-like divorces here.

"My parents taught me about unconditional love, because you have your ups and downs, but you stick through it. I learned a lot from that, and I know that kind of love is possible. ... My parents made a forever commitment, and I know that's what I want."

Sadly, as many readers of The Hollywood Gossip can tell you, Simon Monjack doesn't feel the same way. Be warned, Brittany Murphy.

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A lot happened on American Idol last night.

Lakisha Jones was voted out, of course. Ryan Seacrest announced a new reality show dedicated to finding the next great American band. And a well-known, beautiful actress made an appearance ..

A Standout

Fantastic Four Meets the Final Four
Jessica Alba
was the delight of the night, as she accompanied her Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer costars Michael Chiklis, Chris Evans and Ioan Gruffudd to watch Idol's final four face the music. Just before the start of the show, Simon Cowell switched seats with Paula Abdul to get a better look at the star because, as Paula put it, "she's so hot!"

And while Seacrest was about to introduce the cast and a clip of their movie, Alba, who plays the Invisible Girl, left her seat empty and hid behind the host, tickling his back as he pretended that she had vanished.

But having the beautiful actress so close proved too much for Seacrest â€" he almost fumbled his lines completely.

Unbreakable Bond

In the final break before learning their fate, the Idols turned toward one another and formed a big group hug that couldn't be broken. Seacrest was already in place when Blake Lewis was still giving kisses on the cheek to Jones, Jordin Sparks and Melinda Doolittle. But the Idols wouldn't budge â€" even after holding the position for almost three minutes during the commercial break.

It was only when the cameras came back on that they let go of each other.

Follow the Signs
Wednesday's audience was as loud and aggressive as ever, but it was the fans of Jordin and Blake who made most of the noise. In fact, it was so loud and out of control at times that the stage manager had to police the situation and remind fans that they must keep it down. There were far more showing support for these two than Melinda Doolittle, however.

Politics Aside
Politically Incorrect
host Bill Maher left the politics at home and took a front row seat to watch one of his idols, Barry Gibb, perform live. Maher, known more for controversy, let loose at American Idol, bobbing his head while mouthing each and every word in unison during Gibb's performance of "To Love Somebody."

Now we see how he won over Karrine Steffans.

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Kobe who?

Looks like Jessica Alba has her attention focused elsewhere while sitting courtside at last night's Lakers/Warriors game.

Alba and Warren

Hopefully, it's on the hot dog vendor. The actress could use such saturated fat.

Meanwhile, long-time boyfriend, Cash Warren, finds something funny. Maybe it's the sad state of the Golden State franchise. Or perhaps it's his good fortune to be dating such a hottie.

Or it could be any chance Ian Ziering has of winning Dancing with the Stars.

All we know is this: unlike any picture of Tara Reid and Perez Hilton, we're not hiding our eyes from a glance at these beauties.

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Jessica Alba spent her holiday weekend training for the Hot Actress Professional Water Football League (HAPWFL).

Oh, and not eating.

With Honor

The Hollywood Gossip is appalled and frightened by these pictures. We know Alba and Kate Bosworth both enjoy walking dogs, but we didn't think The Fantastc Four star also shared Bosworth's passion for an empty plate at every meal.

Just look at that arm - or lack thereof. It would give a Nicole Richie limb a run for its anorexic money.

Look, Jess, we're not telling you to look like Rosie O'Donnell. But there's no need to impersonate a skeleton, either. Eat.

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We don't mean anything dirty by that whatsoever. Get your perverse minds out of the gutter. Seriously, what are you thinking? Not everything pertains to sex and drugs, you know (our Lindsay Lohan section notwithstanding).

All we are trying to say is that this pair of Hollywood starlets loves its respective canine companions. Nothing wrong or suggestive about that!

Alba Buying Groceries


On the left, Jessica Alba and her boyfriend, Cash Warren, make a match in his-and-hers coats during a stroll with pup Bowie in Vancouver on Monday. The actress is currently in Canada filming the Fantastic Four sequel (which the lovely Vanessa Minnillo will also be appearing in, making it the best movie of the year already).

Back home in the states, the still-anemic Kate Bosworth and her pup Essa (which she adopted with ex Orlando Bloom) decide it's time to head home after a Sunday afternoon frolic at a Hollywood dog park. They had a blast, but Essa was probably starving. Kate? Apparently she doesn't require nutrients.

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It wasn't exactly a revelation that Jessica Alba was recently named the Most Kissable celebrity.

You have seen Jessica Alba pictures, right?

Alba and Warren

As the cover women of next month's Elle magazine, however, did this actress shock fans in a featured interview? Let's find out!

On her her background (she's of Mexican, French and Danish descent): "Mostly people just didn't know what I was. They couldn't really categorize me. Katie Holmes is, like, the most ethnic girl [casting agents] have ever seen."

On being better known for her body than her work: "With my friends, I'm a total fool, but only they see that. When I go on set no-one wants me to look gawky or weird. They want me to look like this version of this girl. That's boring to me."

On her nudity policy: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety."

** THG Note: That's sad.

On why she backed away from religion: "When older men would hit on me and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, and it wasn't. It just made me feel like if I was in any way desirable to the opposite sex, that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and of being a woman."

On not having role models
: "I don't really worry about other people because I'm so different. I like paving the way because then there are no expectations. There's only what I create."

On her style: "I never dress for men - I dress more for women. I'm not the mini-skirt-and-cleavage girl, ever … I'm guilty, in an LA way, of wearing too many sweatsuits, but it's because of work. I have such long hours that I want to be in my pajamas."

Hey, take a look at this Rachel Bilson picture. Nothing wrong with pajamas!

Meanwhile, Alba's next film is "Good Luck Chuck." It co-stars the very lucky Dane Cook.

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba
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