Jesse James is engaged to Kat Von D. This came as a bit of a surprise, as he's been divorced for only about half a year. But we wish them the best. Seriously.
His former mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, though? She's just interested in clinging to whatever's left of her 15 minutes. Mere seconds, hopefully.
Her latest, amusing claim? That sex with Jesse James was merely average.
Yes, Jesse James cheated on Sandra with that.
Chatting about their 11-month affair, taking place while he was married to Sandra Bullock, Bombshell didn't hold back on The Wendy Williams Show Tuesday.
McGee claims their sex sessions were "average," and that their first encounter - when she came to his office for an "interview" - was less than smooth.
"It was weird ... he asked me to sit on the couch next to him and watch a movie," said McGee, a mother of two. "It was very 12-year-old. He kind of did the whole reaching around and that’s where he started kissing me. It was very awkward."
Things didn't get better from there.