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Duck Dynasty Season 5 is in the books following an hour-long finale on Wednesday that was a little out of the ordinary for the popular A&E reality show.

How so? In between Willie and Jase trading zingers and Phil battling yuppies for alpha male supremacy was the story of a little girl who wants a party.

When you watch Duck Dynasty online, you'll see that despite the controversy and redneck jokes, the series is as much about family and heart as any.

In Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 10, Mia Robertson, Jase and Missy's daughter, was facing her fifth major surgery to address her cleft lip and palate.

Before her operation, Jase (a much bigger softie than he lets on) and Missy the youngster her the option to do whatever she wants as a big send off.

After hearing about a famous Uncle Willie and Daddy wrestling match, Mia chooses a big family reunion, with all of the extended cousins as well.

Dad did not let her down. "Cut to the Chase" Jase brings back his classic nickname from the Christmas special to do battle in the wrestling ring.

His opponent? "Get Back to Work" Willie, in the full-sized wrestling ring they rented. And they go at it, WWE style. It was weird, but in an awesome way.

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On Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 8, the Duck Commander gang built a playhouse for the kiddos. Jep's kiddos, to be specific. He's got four and they are adorable!

The issue was that with Jep nursing an injured wrist, he had to outsource this important project to Jase, Martin and Godwin, making the results at best unpredictable.

And entertaining, obviously, whenever Team Jase is involved.

In the end what he got was a fort/duck blind hybrid. Pretty cool, no? As patriarch Phil put it, it looks more like something you put prisoners in for solitary.

You be the judge regarding whether that makes it a success.

Jessica Robertson would fall into the "no" category. She was not what you'd call pleased with the jail-like structure, but perhaps she'll come around soon.

Hey, when you call upon free manual labor, you roll the dice.

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Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 6, “G.I. Si," featured the gang staging an epic battle in the name of G.I. Joe, who played a key role in the installment.

Miss Kay tried to encourage her brood of boys to give their old toys to charity, an idea that was warmly received until Willie saw a G.I. Joe action figure.

Willie Robertson on Duck Dynasty

Willie urged Kay to reconsider, given its sentimental value, but quickly, this devolved into an argument over who the famous action figure really belonged to.

Jase claimed G.I. Joe was his, words were exchanged, and before you knew it (and yet you knew it was coming), Willie and Jase take it to the extreme.

A debate about who would make a better soldier - Uncle Si pointing out that he was the only actual soldier in the family - leads to a Duck Dynasty paintball war.

To the winner goes G.I. Joe himself.

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Last night on Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 5, Willie and Jase Robertson got into a beef - and later, an epic showdown - over who makes better burgers.

Jase concedes that Willie is unquestionably the better burger "eater," for obvious reasons, but that fact does not make him the "Burger Commander."

And so the burger-off begins, with the brothers heading to the store for ingredients and cracking jokes every step of the way. Who will prevail?

The local burger place, as it turned out.

When Godwin and Martin won't give your product the thumbs-up, you know you have issues, and that was the result for both of the Robertson brothers.

Willie's "Super Stack" burger, or "mountain o' beef," whichever you might call it, actually scared Godwin off. Yes, John Godwin was not impressed.

Jase didn't fare much better, overcooking his to the point where Martin declares both burgers inedible before the gang went back to the burger joint.

Leave it to the professionals, fellas.

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This week's Duck Dynasty was all about Si. Which they all are, really, as that guy is always in the mix and he never shuts up. But this one more than most.

After Si sees the fellas watching a cool video Jep filmed of a guy (himself?) riding a bike with a helmet cam, Si decides he should wear one of those things.

"No one wants to see the world through the eyes of Si Robertson," opines Jase, but clearly the producers who thought this up do, and the viewers too.

After all, how can you go wrong with exchanges like this, which comprised the bulk of Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 3 (and most DD installments):

  • "I gotta tell the folks back home what's goin' on." - Si
  • "You realize that's not hooked up to a satellite." - Jep

With Si, you never actually know what is real senility and what is crazy antics or somewhere in the middle. Which makes that narcoleptic redneck great.

Meanwhile, Willie got tickets to the LSU game for Sadie and John Luke, but he's a lot more excited than they are, especially after he gets lost en route.

Boss Hog's "short cut" to Baton Rouge didn't get them to the stadium in time. Or at all. But they did listen to the end of the game on the radio together.

Sometimes, those days make for the best stories. Follow the link to watch Duck Dynasty online to it unfold for yourself along with the best quotes from "Life of Si"!

Duck Dynasty Stars Without Beards!
Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy.
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Jase Robertson: No Beard!

1. Jase Robertson: No Beard!

Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy.


Wille Robertson: No Beard!

2. Wille Robertson: No Beard!

Willie Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago.


Jep Robertson: No Beard!

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Jep Robertson of Duck Dynasty with his wife Jessica and their children. Note the lack of beard!


Si Robertson: No Beard!

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Si Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. A LONG time ago.


Phil Robertson: No Beard!

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Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a very long time ago.


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