Apparently, when Donnie Wahlberg proposed to Jenny McCarthy, he put a giant rock on her finger.
Like, a rock you wouldn't expect the real-life inspiration for Johnny Drama to be able to afford. A rock so big she has to take it off when they have sex...but not so big that she remembers to put it back on afterward.
Yes, apparently after McCarthy and Wahlberg got married, she took off her wedding rings so they could bang, because apparently that's something that people do.
Afterward, she stumbled out of her hotel room in a newlywed sex coma, and didn't think about the rings until later. By then of, of course, they'd been snatched by the hotel staff, because poor people, amirite?
No, seriously, that's the story she's telling: