by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It marks one month until spring, but February 21 is a monumental day on the calendar for a far sexier reason:

It's the birthday of three beautiful young celebrities: Ashley Greene (25), Jennifer Love Hewitt (33) and Charlotte Church (27).

In honor of such a gorgeous occasion, we encourage readers to send in their best wishes to these birthday gals and also to honor your favorite by voting for her below, as we ask the question on everyone's mind: Whose cake would you most want to jump out of... if you know what we mean?

And the Winner is?

Three gorgeous women, all celebrating birthdays on February 21. Whose candles would you most like to blow out... if you know what we mean! View Poll »

Also celebrating birthdays today, but not worthy of being included in this poll: Corbin Bleu (23), Kelsey Grammer (57), Alan Rickman (66).

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Upon first glance, we were taken aback when we saw photos of Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt hanging out last night.

Incredibly, both beauties attended Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood and got along like old pals, exchanging phones numbers so they could "hang out again soon," Hewitt said.

But the more one thinks about these two, the more their friendship makes perfect sense. With the obvious exception of Jake Pavelka (you're in your own stratosphere, buddy, don't worry), what other celebrities profit as much from their failed love life as Ali and Jennifer?

  • Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Ali and JLH

Ali will soon pretend to fall for a guy on The Bachelorette and then make new headlines a few months from now when they break up and she sells her tale of heartbreak to the nearest tabloid.

Hewitt, meanwhile, doesn't even have a show any longer. She remains relevant by whining about her love life.

Similarities aside, we must ask: Between Ali and JLH, who would you rather...