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She's gone through John Mayer, Carson Daly, Joey Lawrence and, most recently, Jamie Kennedy.

Now, just weeks after the relationship with her Ghost Whisperer co-star ended, Jennifer Love Hewitt has reportedly found yet another man, and he's a friend of Kennedy's.

On March 27, the actress was spotted at a dinner party with actor and director John Asher, the ex-husband of Jenny McCarthy and the father of her seven-year old son. He's pictured with his former wife below:

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“Jennifer was all over him,” a witness told Life & Style of the evening out between pair. “They were holding hands and canoodling. She was not hiding her affection or attraction to him at all."

Hewitt has recently penned a relationship-themed, advice-laden book titled "The Day I Shot Cupid." Instead of purchasing it, we recommend doing something more fruitful with your money: set it on fire.

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Following a couple major, recent events in her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt is minus one boyfriend and a lot of hair.

Soon after her break-up with Jaime Kennedy, the actress chopped off many inches of her locks, likely in an attempt to start anew. However, a bit of weird timing will make that difficult:

Hewitt's relationship-themed book, The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic, went on sale today.

"It's not the ideal situation, but the thing I'm really happy about is that I never say in the book that I know how to find perfect love or how to be in the perfect relationship," she told USA Today. "I'm thrust back into the dating world as the book is coming out, so I feel more than ever that people will know I'm kind of with them in the trenches."

Beautiful JLH

Despite break-ups with John Mayer, Carson Daly, Ross McCall and now Kennedy, JLH isn't through hoping for the best:

"I'm a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out."

We'll assume she means every romantic comedy except The Ugly Truth.

"You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time," the actress says. "Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on."

Or you could grieve will fellow recent dumpee Kim Kardashian, preferably by prancing around topless on video. Just sayin.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt won rave reviews for ditching Jamie Kennedy. Will fans feel the same way about the actress' decision to part with her hair extensions?

The Ghost Whisperer star recently parted ways with more than just her boyfriend, as you can see in the pair of pictures below. But is it a positive change?

We can go either way on it. We loved her longer hair, but it's not like she looks terrible here. To be honest, we're more upset by the lack of revealing attire.

How do you feel about Jennifer's new hair? Vote below!

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What do you think of Jennifer Love Hewitt's new hairstyle?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

They made us nauseous, but they also made us laugh.

Now, they've made us realize that even the most annoying of staged photo opportunities and public gushing isn't enough to maintain a relationship: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up.

No other details are available at this time.

The couple started dating in March 2009. Around that time, Kennedy told Ryan Seacrest he had found the perfect woman, saying:

"I'm in love! It's like, 'Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you're like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli, too.'"

Alas, those qualities will now be someone else's to enjoy. Hewitt and Kennedy will still have to work together on the set of Ghost Whisperer.

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Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was a moderately well-known actress on Party of Five who posed naked, never whispered to ghosts and seemed content to play the role of supporting character on a hit TV show?

We miss those days.

The beauty has since devolved into one of the most attention-starved actresses on the planet. She never fails to make out with Jamie Kennedy in public, she openly discusses her bedazzled vagina and, as proven yesterday, she uses her birthday as an excuse to make like a sad version of Lady Gaga for the paparazzi.

Hewitt turned 31 on Sunday and celebrated by throwing a 1980s-themed party with friends. That's cool.

But why did she feel the need to step outside and pose for photographers? And what were those media members doing there anyway? We somehow doubt they stake out JLH's home. Someone's publicist earned his money this week...

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If Hewitt wants attention this badly, we have a much better idea for her: Pose for Playboy. There are only two reasons she's still employed anyway.

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What the what, Jennifer Love Hewitt?!?

The large-breasted Ghost Whisperer star appeared on Lopez Tonight last night and offered unusual, disturbing advice to women around the world.

Simply put, the actress said she often "vagazzles" her private area, making it sparkle like a disco ball. Like host George Lopez, we pretty much have no words for this, especially as we vomit at the thought of the only man that can vouch for the accuracy of this statement:

Jamie Kennedy. Barf!

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She's often known solely for her supple breasts and annoying boyfriend, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has actually anchored a show that's well into its fifth season and dominating the ratings on Friday nights.

Indeed, The Ghost Whisperer is a certified hit on CBS.

Now we know why.

In between conversing quietly with the dead, Hewitt's character shows off her aforementioned body parts. The actress isn't trying to win any Emmys, just to tease and titillate viewers, as this clip from an upcoming episode depicts:

Now, if only Gossip Girl would stop hyping lame threesomes and start putting Serena on a stripping pole, we'd get somewhere...

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This must be difficult for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

On one hand, rumors that she and boyfriend Jamie Kennedy are close to a break-up have thrust her into the spotlight; on the other hand, she apparently doesn't like people claiming he cheats on her.

"It's really hurtful that people say that," she told People. "Because he is like the most awesome person... He treats me very well."

Late last month, word spread that Kennedy was cheating on JLH with his (and possibly Britney Spears') ex-girlfriend, Shannon Funk. That would be hilarious if true.

Supposedly Happy Couple

Added the Ghost Whisperer star: "We are just trying to be really happy. It makes it hard to do that when everybody is putting negative energy out there."

It must also be really hard to do that when your boyfriend is a huge dork. The geek himself said:

"I am lucky to be with her. And I love her very much."

The first part is definitely true.

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This is too bad. We were hoping to have more Shannon Funk in our lives.

A few hours after sources supposedly confirmed to Perez Hilton that Jamie Kennedy was cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with Britney Spears' former assistant and rumored lesbian lover, the actor isn't just shooting down the rumor.

He's taking action!

Said an insider of the false story, and Kennedy's subsequent firing of his employee:

"Jamie's assistant, Miguel, went nuts and started making s-it up. This is a David Spade situation, where the assistant gets jealous of the star's lifestyle and snaps. Miguel snapped and started texting Love late at night and just being a freak. Then he tried to take Jamie down by making s-it up. Jamie's lucky he didn't get tazered in his sleep by this guy!"

He's also lucky he gets to see this lovely lady nude any time he wants. Damn him.

Man, I'm Lucky!
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Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Lovw Hewitt have spent the summer breaking every nauseating PDA record on the books.

According to a new report by Perez Hilton, though, the abysmal actor has also spent the last few weeks getting busy with his ex-girlfriend... Shannon Funk!

This is hilarious for multiple reasons:

  • It's miraculous enough that Kennedy is dating Hewitt. In case you haven't noticed, there's a slight disparity in the attractiveness of this couple.
  • Funk is the former assistant of Britney Spears. In August 2007, she sold out to the tabloids, claiming a lesbian affair with the pop star and telling the world that Britney was a terrible mother.

Kennedy and Funk are either perfect for each other; or the latter is making up more rumors to get herself in the news. As you can see below, she's very good at that...

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Shannon Funk and Jamie Kennedy?!? What would Britney say about her rumored ex-lover rekindling a flame with this fool?

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