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Upon first glance, we were taken aback when we saw photos of Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt hanging out last night.

Incredibly, both beauties attended Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood and got along like old pals, exchanging phones numbers so they could "hang out again soon," Hewitt said.

But the more one thinks about these two, the more their friendship makes perfect sense. With the obvious exception of Jake Pavelka (you're in your own stratosphere, buddy, don't worry), what other celebrities profit as much from their failed love life as Ali and Jennifer?

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  • Ali and JLH

Ali will soon pretend to fall for a guy on The Bachelorette and then make new headlines a few months from now when they break up and she sells her tale of heartbreak to the nearest tabloid.

Hewitt, meanwhile, doesn't even have a show any longer. She remains relevant by whining about her love life.

Similarities aside, we must ask: Between Ali and JLH, who would you rather...

 

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In December 2007, Jennifer Love Hewitt lashed out at critics that mocked her bathing suit-clad body. She admirably said at the time:

"To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful."

True, inspirational words.

Now, in the latest issue of People, the actress says she wants to urge young women to not focus on their weight, saying:

"When I meet young girls, I'm always like, 'Just do me one favor.' Love what you look like right now – and remember I said it 10 years from now because it's the greatest gift I can give."

What a Bod!

That sounds nice and all, but Hewitt then refers to her own figure as "a work in progress" and adds: "In another eight months, it's going to be so much better than it is today...

"I'd want to have Gisele Bundchen's body. Even though she's tall and skinny, she does have curves... and I think that's hot. Halle Berry also is kind of amazing."

Isn't JLH sending a mixed message here? Should girls be happy with their bodies, or should they aspire to be like Gisele and Berry, easily two of the best looking women in the world?

Call us, Jennifer. Perhaps we can have dinner together and then discuss this issue over breakfast... if you know what we mean!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt may or may not be dating John Asher.

But the actress makes it clear who she wants to be dating. Asked by OK! Weekly about her celebrity crush, Hewitt replied: "Rob Pattinson. His features are so striking, and I love that he has such a soft voice."

Uh-oh, Kristen Stewart! You better pray your man never finds this JLH photo online. He'll be lost to you forever.

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Among other answers Hewitt gave to the supermarket tabloid:

The last time she sung in the shower:
I sing in the shower every day. This morning it was that Ke$ha song, “TikTok.” I love it. It makes me smile.

Her last dream:
The other night, I dream that all my teeth were crumbling and falling out - it was totally scary.

Her last big purchase:
Christian Louboutin shoes - I’d wear them and nothing else, if I wouldn’t get arrested [for it].

The last time she cried:
It was at my first official book signing [for The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic]. I was moved by just being able to do something else I love.

In related news, the last time THG vomited? When we read the final answer above and were reminded that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote a book... about relationships.

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She's gone through John Mayer, Carson Daly, Joey Lawrence and, most recently, Jamie Kennedy.

Now, just weeks after the relationship with her Ghost Whisperer co-star ended, Jennifer Love Hewitt has reportedly found yet another man, and he's a friend of Kennedy's.

On March 27, the actress was spotted at a dinner party with actor and director John Asher, the ex-husband of Jenny McCarthy and the father of her seven-year old son. He's pictured with his former wife below:

Lame Author

“Jennifer was all over him,” a witness told Life & Style of the evening out between pair. “They were holding hands and canoodling. She was not hiding her affection or attraction to him at all."

Hewitt has recently penned a relationship-themed, advice-laden book titled "The Day I Shot Cupid." Instead of purchasing it, we recommend doing something more fruitful with your money: set it on fire.

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Following a couple major, recent events in her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt is minus one boyfriend and a lot of hair.

Soon after her break-up with Jaime Kennedy, the actress chopped off many inches of her locks, likely in an attempt to start anew. However, a bit of weird timing will make that difficult:

Hewitt's relationship-themed book, The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic, went on sale today.

"It's not the ideal situation, but the thing I'm really happy about is that I never say in the book that I know how to find perfect love or how to be in the perfect relationship," she told USA Today. "I'm thrust back into the dating world as the book is coming out, so I feel more than ever that people will know I'm kind of with them in the trenches."

Beautiful JLH

Despite break-ups with John Mayer, Carson Daly, Ross McCall and now Kennedy, JLH isn't through hoping for the best:

"I'm a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out."

We'll assume she means every romantic comedy except The Ugly Truth.

"You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time," the actress says. "Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on."

Or you could grieve will fellow recent dumpee Kim Kardashian, preferably by prancing around topless on video. Just sayin.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt won rave reviews for ditching Jamie Kennedy. Will fans feel the same way about the actress' decision to part with her hair extensions?

The Ghost Whisperer star recently parted ways with more than just her boyfriend, as you can see in the pair of pictures below. But is it a positive change?

We can go either way on it. We loved her longer hair, but it's not like she looks terrible here. To be honest, we're more upset by the lack of revealing attire.

How do you feel about Jennifer's new hair? Vote below!

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They made us nauseous, but they also made us laugh.

Now, they've made us realize that even the most annoying of staged photo opportunities and public gushing isn't enough to maintain a relationship: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up.

No other details are available at this time.

The couple started dating in March 2009. Around that time, Kennedy told Ryan Seacrest he had found the perfect woman, saying:

"I'm in love! It's like, 'Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you're like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli, too.'"

Alas, those qualities will now be someone else's to enjoy. Hewitt and Kennedy will still have to work together on the set of Ghost Whisperer.

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Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was a moderately well-known actress on Party of Five who posed naked, never whispered to ghosts and seemed content to play the role of supporting character on a hit TV show?

We miss those days.

The beauty has since devolved into one of the most attention-starved actresses on the planet. She never fails to make out with Jamie Kennedy in public, she openly discusses her bedazzled vagina and, as proven yesterday, she uses her birthday as an excuse to make like a sad version of Lady Gaga for the paparazzi.

Hewitt turned 31 on Sunday and celebrated by throwing a 1980s-themed party with friends. That's cool.

But why did she feel the need to step outside and pose for photographers? And what were those media members doing there anyway? We somehow doubt they stake out JLH's home. Someone's publicist earned his money this week...

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If Hewitt wants attention this badly, we have a much better idea for her: Pose for Playboy. There are only two reasons she's still employed anyway.

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What the what, Jennifer Love Hewitt?!?

The large-breasted Ghost Whisperer star appeared on Lopez Tonight last night and offered unusual, disturbing advice to women around the world.

Simply put, the actress said she often "vagazzles" her private area, making it sparkle like a disco ball. Like host George Lopez, we pretty much have no words for this, especially as we vomit at the thought of the only man that can vouch for the accuracy of this statement:

Jamie Kennedy. Barf!

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She's often known solely for her supple breasts and annoying boyfriend, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has actually anchored a show that's well into its fifth season and dominating the ratings on Friday nights.

Indeed, The Ghost Whisperer is a certified hit on CBS.

Now we know why.

In between conversing quietly with the dead, Hewitt's character shows off her aforementioned body parts. The actress isn't trying to win any Emmys, just to tease and titillate viewers, as this clip from an upcoming episode depicts:

Now, if only Gossip Girl would stop hyping lame threesomes and start putting Serena on a stripping pole, we'd get somewhere...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Biography

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Jennifer Love Hewitt
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