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Poor Ojani Noa.

Dude just can't seem to cash in on his ex-wife thanks to pesky judges who keep on blocking the release of his honeymoon tape with Jennifer Lopez.

An Former Couple

Yes, J. Lo was once married to some dude named Ojani Noa, and yes, there is a honeymoon tape. Calling it a J. Lo sex tape is kind of a misnomer.

More on that in a moment.

Lopez has been fighting tooth and nail to keep her private life with her first ex-husband private, and yesterday, a judge’s ruling helped her cause.

An L.A. Superior Court judge is keeping a ban in place against Ojani Noa, saying he can’t release his private home videos of J. Lo, the AP reports.

Thus ends his long-awaited chance to cash in.

Judge James C. Chalfant said he will issue an injunction against anyone distribute the videos, while Jennifer sued Noa last month for $10 million.

She claimed Ojani was in breach of the terms of their divorce and a confidentiality agreement. Looks like a judge agreed and the tape is kaput.

Not that it was even that racy, according to her attorney, who denies the Jennifer "sex tape" even contains any sexual situations with Ojani Noa.

"There wasn't anything close to sex in it," Lopez's attorney John Lavely said. "We never alleged that. But it's private and personal to my client."

The footage has scenes from the ex-couple's marriage in Florida and honeymoon in Cuba, Noa's film partner Claudia Vazquez previously stated.

Jennifer and Ojani married in 1997, but stayed together for only 11 months afterward. She went on to marry Cris Judd and then Marc Anthony.

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Ojani Noa may be a total unknown, and his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez one of the world's most successful entertainers. But that's not about to keep him down.

Noa, via his agent, is promising to make intimate sex tapes / home videos of the star public next week, despite the star's attempts to block him in court.

"Jennifer Lopez does not want these videos to be entered into open court, where the media and the public can obtain copies of them and watch or share them," said Ed Meyer, Noa's agent. "I will be filing the videos into public court record Monday."

J. Lo filed a $10 million lawsuit against Ojani Noa this month and wants a permanent court order barring her ex-husband from releasing their sex tape.

She also blocked Noa's similar efforts in 2004.

Who is Ojani Noa? No clue, but he was once Mr. J. Lo!

Lopez and legal team have already won court battles against Noa and contend that he is prohibited from talking about her and making the videos public.

A court order currently in place until December 1 prevents Noa from leaking the video. But December 1 is Tuesday, and Meyer also disputes that ruling.

Meyer emailed J. Lo's counsel (and the media) saying he'll "be filing ALL, repeat ALL, Documents, 11 hours + of Home Videos, DVDs, Photographs, etc."

Published reports say the J. Lo sex tape contains images of her motorcycle without pants and also show an argument with her mother. Possibly naked.

Ojani Noa and Jennifer Lopez were married briefly in the 1990s. If these tapes get out, it'll be even more embarrassing for her than that fall on stage.

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We would suspect that Jennifer Lopez is nursing a bruise on her back after falling on stage during her performance at the American Music Awards last night.

Fortunately, that famous booty of hers helped cushion the fall somewhat.

After strutting on the stage, converted into a boxing ring, in a robe and gloves to sing "Louboutins" from her new album, Lopez gyrated with male dancers.

It was all going according to plan until J. Lo climbed onto a human pyramid of half-naked performers and jumped down, slipping and falling on stage. Ow.

Check out (and laugh at) J. Lo taking a spill below ...

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A judge has granted Jennifer Lopez's request for a temporary restraining order to stop distribution of intimate home video footage, according to reports.

Her private moments with her ex will remain a mystery - for now.

Marc and Jennifer

The restraining order to halt the release of the tape will remain in effect until a hearing is held to determine if the order should be extended.

J. Lo has filed a lawsuit against ex-husband Ojani Noa over a tell-all movie about their marriage, which includes footage of her "in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room from [her and Noa's] honeymoon."

Ojani Noa and Jennifer Lopez were married under a year in the late 1990s.

He threatened two years ago to write a tell-all unless he was paid $5 million.

Instead, a judge awarded Jennifer Lopez $545,000 and quashed the book, which he ruled violated a 2004 deal not to publish details of their relationship.

Lopez's team calls the movie an "outrageous attempt" to make money after he agreed to a settlement "for which he was paid substantial compensation."

Not sure if that would be a hot seller or not, but you've got to give Ojani Noa credit for keeping this sex tape around long enough to try to cash in!

Actually, no you don't. What a d!ck move.

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Need proof that Michael Jackson touched the lives of millions of people?

Consider last night's premiere of This Is It. The movie drew celebrities from all industries. Heck, it even drew stars that are only famous because they fathered a child out of wedlock with a late drug addict.

The film opening also gave former A-list celebs a chance to pose on the red carpet once more. Two great cases in point: Paula Abdul and Jennifer Lopez.

The former American Idol judge and former tabloid cover regular each battled the wind, along with one another, at the movie. Study their fashion choices below and then cast your vote...

  • Paula at Premiere
  • J. Lo Pic

Whose hair, and outfit, held up better?

 

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Kim Kardashian doesn't typically strike us as a kopy kat.

Sure, her first name starts with the same letter as everyone else in her family. But the reality TV star attempted a few unique shots in her sex tape with Ray J, while she takes pride in staying one step ahead of the latest fashion trend.

Another Birthday Party

That's why it seemed especially unusual when Kardashian showed up for this week's Maxim Hot 100 party looking exactly like Jennifer Lopez.

It's unlike Kim to follow in anyone's style footsteps, let alone a D-list celebrity who hasn't had a hit movie, song or album in years. Can you even tell the stars apart in the pictures below?

Who makes a better J. Lo?

 

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This is what Jennifer Lopez has been reduced to.

The former A-list star isn't making news for a new hit album, or movie, or even sex tape.

Instead, the singer/actress has been changing up her look in a desperate attempt to make headlines. It's sad, but our kind-hearted staff will give her a chance to be in the spotlight once more.

Compare the styles below and let us know:

  • J. Lo Hair
  • Jessica Lopez Hair Bangs

Which J. Lo hairdo is best?

 

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Life is good for Jorge Nunez.

Not only is the aspiring singer a member of American Idol's final 13, but he's receiving support from a pair of hometown heroes.

This morning, Nunez  was a guest on on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM L.A. radio show when the host shared a text message from Puerto Rican icons Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. It read:

"Hey bro, just finished watching the show. This guy is really special. Please tell Jorge that Jen and I could not be prouder. We were in tears witnessing, honestly. Pure talent."

What was the Idol contestant's reaction to such support?

"That [was] so awesome!" Jorge told E!. "I mean... if they're famous here you really can't imagine how famous they are in Puerto Rico. They're like the biggest people ever. I love them. I'm so happy."

Spanish Sensation

How far do you think Jorge Nunez will advance on American Idol?

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Divorce rumors? What divorce rumors?!?

A washed-up career? What washed-up career?!?

Jennifer Lopez discovered a way to make her and Marc Anthony appear like a loving couple again, while also grabbing a few celebrity gossip headlines along the way.

The singer dragged her dressed-up twins onto the Madison Square Garden stage Saturday night, following a performance by Anthony. The kids look totally thrilled to be there, don't they?

Earlier in the day, Mr. and Mrs. J. Lo has properly shielded the children from the paparazzi and the cold. Click on each image below to take a look:

  • Former Star
  • Protective Mother
  • Mr. J. Lo

[Photos Credit: Splash News]

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony plan to celebrate Valentine's Day in a unique way:

By getting a divorce!

VERY, VERY High Hair

Sources say this couple has given up on its marriage, and has chosen an unusual time to make the former announcement.

Goodbye marriage? Insiders claim Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are headed for a divorce.

"Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc's show at Madison Square Garden on February 14," a friend said. "Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven't been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell."

Lopez and Anthony renewed their vows just three months ago. They are parents to ten-month old twins Max and Emme