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Roberto Cavalli has spilled the baby beans.

When asked by People magazine what types of clothing he designs for his celebrity clients, the fashion maven confirmed the worst kept secret in Hollywood. No, not that Britney Spears is insane.

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"Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby," Cavalli said. "It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger."

Next, the designer will confirm that Megan Fox nude photos are, indeed, hot.

"The thing about Jennifer Lopez, she is a singer, she is a dancer," said Cavalli.

"Most of the time when I prepare something for the tour, the performer, they want something very soft so they can dance and so they can move free."


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Hey, remember when Jennifer Lopez was as prominent a name in the world of celebrity gossip as Britney Spears, Heidi Montag and Vanessa Hudgens are now? No?

We don't blame you. It's been an awfully long time.

Jennifer Lopez on Idol Stage

Marc Anthony's wife has seen movies bomb, album sales tank and pregnancy rumors become the only topic ever associated with her. Now, looking for any kind of commercial success, J. Lo is about to come out with another fragrance line.

This one is called "Deseo" and Lopez doesn't sound at all phony when discussing her reasons for creating it:

"I have a lot of synergy happening in my life right now that is taking me back to my roots and to everything that I'm about and how I was raised. This is what I really find my heart is into. It's the first time I have decided to use a Spanish word for one of our fragrances.

We really look at where I am at in my life and what is important to me at that time. But the one thing that we have always concentrated on from the beginning is to be as truthful as we can."

Doesn't Jennifer Lopez claim to be street tough? You know, from the Block and all? Not a lot of people from the block have their own scent... unless she's referring to cigarettes and malt liquor.


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Jennifer Lopez performed on Dancing with the Stars last night, singing her latest single "Do It Well" and her classic "Let's Get Loud."

She also wore broad, baggy tops to cover up the fact that SHE'S PREGNANT.

Jennifer Lopez, Child

While we're happy for Ben Affleck's ex and Marc Anthony's current, we're bothered by her baby bump secrecy because it seems like an attempt to remain in the celebrity gossip spotlight, in light of the fact that J Lo's career hit a recent low when her new album Brave sold just 53,000 copies in its first week.

At least this should leave Lopez with more time to spend with the upcoming child. Maybe she'll be able to avoid the pitfalls of famous mothers such as Lynne Spears.

In Dancing with the Stars news, Mark Cuban was voted out last night. We love him, but it was definitely time to go.


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We'd be a lot happier for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony if they weren't so blatantly milking her pregnancy for publicity purposes.

J-Lo is obviously in the same expecting state as Halle Berry and Tameka Foster, so we wish she'd release a simple statement admitting as much.

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Otherwise, it begins to look like the singer - whose most recent album tanked - is simply trying to remain in entertainment news headlines by keeping the pregnancy a mystery. And that's just sad.


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Now that Clytie Lane has finally given birth, the celebrity gossip world can turn its attention to the worst kept secret in Hollywood:

Jennifer Lopez is pregnant.

Promoting a Movie

Those words are yet to leave the lips of the Latino star, but after she made an appearance on MTV's Total Request Live on October 8 to promote her new CD, cohost Damien Fahey told Us Weekly that her condition was obvious.

"I've been around a lot of pregnant women. She walked around like a pregnant woman, sat like a pregnant woman and stood like a pregnant woman," he said. "If I were a betting man, I'd definitely bet she was pregnant."

The entertainment news magazine has confirmed from multiple sources that the former flame of both Diddy and Ben Affleck is about four months pregnant with her first child. Or children, possibly, as rumors of twins on the way are going around.

In an amazing coincidence, one of her past lovers recently had twins with Kim Porter.

"It's a dream come true," a Lopez source told Us Weekly. "She and Marc are over the moon."

Also in the latest issue of the magazine: Britney Spears is an awful mother and Brangelina deals with a series of lies.


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Halle Berry and Christina Aguilera seem proud of their pregnancies. As do the fathers of their babies-to-be, Gabriel Aubry and Jordan Bratman.

So we don't understand why Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are hiding the fact that the couple is about to join the ranks of new parents.

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Just look at this picture of J. Lo in concert recently. Come on! That belly is baby bump central!


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Come on, admit it, Jennifer Lopez.

You're knocked up like Nicole Richie.

Pic of Jennifer Lopez

You're expecting like Halle Berry.

You're with child like Christina Aguilera.

Fellow celebrities aren't ashamed to come clean about their pregnancies. So phrase it however you want, but isn't it about time you let us know you've got a bun in your much-publicized oven?

Otherwise, we're just gonna assume this is a beer gut...


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Sure, Leah Remini hangs out with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Xenu, or Tom Cruise, or whatever the heck Scientology freaks worship as their deity.

That doesn't mean she expects BFF Jennifer Lopez to do the same.

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In a new interview in People magazine, Leah Remini, the King of Queens star, reveals that while she's definitely committed to Scientology, she isn't trying to convert her best friend - or anybody else, for that matter.

"I read that I was trying to get Jennifer Lopez to do Scientology because it helps with fertility. I don't know what that's about. That's bull - that we're sitting there at the Polo Lounge talking about fertility. I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant," Remini said.

"She's a fabulous girl. I'm fabulous to hang out with. But it's like, "What could these two have in common? She must be trying to convert her!" 

Lopez, who some say is trying to get pregnant, has been the subject of many cult Scientology rumors for some time as a result, but she and her sexy husband, Marc Anthony, have so far stuck to their Catholic ways.

Remini was one of the first TomKat friends to go public with the news that Suri Cruise was indeed real, back when that was, you know, in doubt.

Here's hoping she and J. Lo remain pals, Spaghetti Monster or not.

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Famke Janssen posed an an angel to help save animals a few months ago.

But not all animal-rights activists take such a peaceful view of murdering poor, defenseless creatures in cold blood.

J. Lo and Ben Afflec Cover

As a result, Jennifer Lopez may soon be assassinated.

The singer, who has never exactly been close friends with PETA, is facing death threats, a source claims.

The nature of those threats? They're pretty straighforward, going as far as to say these creaturelovers will "to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears."

Yikes. Sort of puts J. Lo's recent poor album sales in perspective, huh? Maybe the singer should turn to Scientology for protection now.

But, seriously, husband Marc Anthony isn't taking the matter lightly.

"He has hired two off-duty police officers, in addition to her usual security team, to watch over Lopez whenever she makes public appearances," says the pal.

While Lopez's spokesperson says the increased security isn't true, PETA had to speak out on the issue. Sounding completely sane and with all its priorities in order, the organization that counts Pamela Anderson as an ardent supporter stated:

"All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn't need."

And on that note, the company asked people to go look at Holly Madison nude. The giant boobs should distract anyone from killing animals.


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We can't vouch for how excited Chris Sligh is that J-Lo will be appearing on American Idol in April.

But Jennifer Lopez herself is counting down the days until she takes the stage.

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"I'm very excited," Lopez told TV's Extra in Las Vegas on Thursday. "I watched it [Wednesday] night. I have a couple favorites."

Lopez was one of the many A-list names Access Hollywood first hinted would appear on season 6 of Idol, which was later confirmed the FOX show. Gwen Stefani and Jon Bon Jovi are also on the lineup as guest mentors this season.

Lopez, who is expected to perform on April 11, reveals she'll sing "one of my Spanish songs. I think they're doing a Latin album theme night."

Is it too late to book Shakira, as well, in that case?

Until that date, Lopez - who was in Sin City with husband Marc Anthony - is busy promoting their joint film project El Cantante at the annual ShoWest convention. Could another family affair â€" kids â€" be next on the couple's agenda?

"You're going to hear from me first and it's going to be me in handcuffs, because (I'll run) down Sunset screaming like a madman," Anthony tells Extra. "It's something that's important to us and God will make it possible whenever He says."

Well, okay then. Of course, the pair could adopt its own Pak Thien Jolie and make it possible right now.

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