Jennifer Aniston Tabloid Covers

Jennifer Aniston is not really in a secret love tryst or having a baby of any kind. But why let that get in the way of a good story, right Star?

After a rough week in which they defamed Katie Holmes and had their a$$es handed to them in court, Star is back to its bread and butter.

Nothing piques reader interest or moves inventory like a bogus Jen Aniston cover story. Does she have a new man!? Is she having a baby?!

How about BOTH this time!

Wow, Brad changed her life forever? Breaking news there.

We're guessing that Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper aren't really together, since he wouldn't be pleased with her sneaking around with this "Brian."

As for the baby, it's unclear if it's a pregnancy or adoption the celebrity gossip publication concocted this time, but pick up the latest issue to find out!

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Breaking news from the bastion of journalistic integrity, OK Weekly: Jennifer Aniston is having a baby on her own! Again! She must have like nine by now!

Why else would she put her house, with its wide-open floor plan that is SO not family friendly, on the market? “It’s no place to raise a baby,” she confided.

The star is so focused on adopting a baby and her future as a mom that she’s making "enormous sacrifices," according to this 100 percent accurate story:

IT'S A DONE DEAL: Seriously, her house is for sale.

Hilariously, the OK! story says zilch about Jen's actual plans to adopt a baby, focusing instead on her real estate adventures and family-friendly layouts.

Probably a good thing this is BS. Mike Huckabee would be so pissed!

Jennifer Aniston baby stories must absolutely clean up in the celebrity gossip revenue game, because why else would they go back to this well so often?

Seriously, they do it all the time. Some past examples ...