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Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are not just planning to wed their respective partners, they're tripping over themselves to get married first!

According to a clearly bogus report in OK! anyway.

There is little doubt that when Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie six years ago, it fueled one of the biggest celebrity feuds in modern times.

But while entertainment news channels and celeb gossip sites eat that up, there's little reason to believe there's actual competition right now. Or is there?

Angelina Sabotage!

According to OK!, Angelina is a RAGING, SPITEFUL, JEALOUS BITCH who must, at all costs, sabotage Jen's (non-existent) wedding to (non) fiance Justin Theroux.

Jolie is set to marry Brad first as part of this evil plot.

Despite publicly insisting that she has no plans to wed, sources who do not exist close to the Oscar-winner say she's has already picked out a dress!

Make no mistake - her fake wedding will be more opulent than Aniston's, too: “The truth is she and Jen still hate each other,” a source dishes.

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Jennifer Aniston is not getting married anytime soon.

But why let that stop you from scooping her wedding?

That's the question apparently asked by the editorial board at In Touch Weekly, which just devoted its cover to a magical wedding that is in no way being planned by Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. Read all about it!

Jennifer Aniston Wedding Scoop!

Good to hear they're already talking about raising fake babies too.

She and Justin Theroux are moving in together, and their romance is both very real and surprisingly public. But there is no wedding. They're not even engaged!

The lesson in all of this?

Jennifer Aniston is apparently one heck of a magazine seller, 'cause fake news about her expecting twins, getting hitched and stabbing Angelina Jolie in the heart tends to take precedence over actual news about any other celebrity.

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Jennifer Aniston has always been up for cocktail or two.

Imagine the COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK, then, when she dined with Justin Theroux at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. last week and STEERED CLEAR OF ALCOHOL!

"She had only fruit juice, while the guys were sipping wine and beer," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. You know what that means: Jen's pregnant with twins!

Twins For Jen!

Beverage choice aside, how does this venerable tabloid know Jen is having kids?

"Jen was seeing ob-gyn Dr. Robert Katz in Beverly Hills regularly this spring to see how fertile she is," an insider said. "She had a million questions about getting pregnant after 40 and just what is involved with in vitro fertilization."

Apparently it's working, because "Jennifer was looking radiant, tanned and healthy! She and Justin sat holding hands! Justin had his arm around Jen's waist."

Congratulations to the happy couple on their fake babies.

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Jennifer Aniston has been put on notice.

First, it was Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker, telling her to be wary of moving so fast with her new love. Now Justin Theroux's ex, Heidi Bivens, says he's not right for her! Apparently he will "NEVER" be faithful ...

Justin Theroux: Mister Wrong

Did Justin cruelly mock Jen? Depends who you ask!

It's true that Theroux, 40, was dating Heidi Bivens for more than a decade before he began seeing Aniston, 42. But is there really something salacious?

Criminal past? That probably entails a minor offense two decades ago. Somehow we don't believe Jen is dating some axe murderer without know it.

Still, as long as he's a relatively random guy dating America's Sweetheart, Theroux can expect to be scrutinized and then some. Hopefully it's worth it.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on the fast track with their surprisingly public relationship of four months. No one is disputing that much.

Procreation, though?

We'd expect this from OK! or In Touch, but Us surprised our staff a bit with this new cover story, claiming they are "trying for a baby" already ...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Cover

"They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family," an insider close to them tells the new issue of the celebrity gossip magazine.

"She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time."

And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says:

"They both want it to happen soon."

So basically, there's no vigorous procreation plan taking place, it's just something they've discussed. That's not a misleading headline or anything.

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Some critics of Jennifer Aniston's newest relationship say that she "stole" boyfriend Justin Theroux from his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.

In other words, haters say Jen pulled an Angelina Jolie.

The 42-year-old fell hard for costar Theroux on the Georgia set of Wanderlust last fall, and "nothing was going to get in her way," Us reports.

But is that really the whole story here?

  • Aniston the Home-Wrecker
  • Heidi Bivens, Justin Theroux

"Jen went after him hard," a set source says, dishing on how Aniston and Theroux began having secret trysts at her temporary, secluded digs.

Charmed by his quick wit, hipster style and impressive screenwriter background, Aniston "overlooked her secret beau's relationship status."

"Jen wanted Justin and it didn't matter that he was already with someone," says the source ... but here's one thing that doesn't add up.

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The tabloids are off the proverbial hook this week.

Based on this Star cover story, not only is the celebrity news rag making up stories, they're also doctoring photos, superimposing Angelina Jolie's cranium onto what appears to be a skeleton as "evidence" of her "relapse."

Of course, in tiny print atop the ANOREXIA & HEROIN RELAPSE proclamation are the words "new fears of." Someone's worried about this ... somewhere. Basically, just enough of a loophole to avoid a giant lawsuit. Score!

  • Angelina Jolie: Heroin Addict!
  • What an Emotional Reunion

With Ange looking like that, no wonder Brad's seeking Jen's counsel!

So much for all that marriage talk. Brangelina appears to be on the cusp of unraveling altogether, from the looks of these (entirely made up) reports.

Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston may be dating Justin Theroux, but he may not want to get comfortable, 'cause Brad's making a move on his ex! Again!

Clever work with the separate photos of Brad and Jen on the phone, In Touch. That totally means they're talking to each other. Bring on the Pulitzer!

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Jennifer Aniston is not really in a secret love tryst or having a baby of any kind. But why let that get in the way of a good story, right Star?

After a rough week in which they defamed Katie Holmes and had their a$$es handed to them in court, Star is back to its bread and butter.

Baby Time!

Nothing piques reader interest or moves inventory like a bogus Jen Aniston cover story. Does she have a new man!? Is she having a baby?!

How about BOTH this time!

Wow, Brad changed her life forever? Breaking news there.

We're guessing that Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper aren't really together, since he wouldn't be pleased with her sneaking around with this "Brian."

As for the baby, it's unclear if it's a pregnancy or adoption the celebrity gossip publication concocted this time, but pick up the latest issue to find out!

THG NOTE: You're probably better off not buying it. If you want to read total BS about celebs, we have a whole tag devoted to tabloid covers! For FREE!

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Breaking news from the bastion of journalistic integrity, OK Weekly: Jennifer Aniston is having a baby on her own! Again! She must have like nine by now!

Why else would she put her house, with its wide-open floor plan that is SO not family friendly, on the market? “It’s no place to raise a baby,” she confided.

The star is so focused on adopting a baby and her future as a mom that she’s making "enormous sacrifices," according to this 100 percent accurate story:

A Baby For Jen! Yet Again!

IT'S A DONE DEAL: Seriously, her house is for sale.

Hilariously, the OK! story says zilch about Jen's actual plans to adopt a baby, focusing instead on her real estate adventures and family-friendly layouts.

Probably a good thing this is BS. Mike Huckabee would be so pissed!

Jennifer Aniston baby stories must absolutely clean up in the celebrity gossip revenue game, because why else would they go back to this well so often?

Seriously, they do it all the time. Some past examples ...

  • Yes, She's Adopting!
  • Having a Baby NOW!
  • I Will Help U Adopt!
  • Jen's a Mom!
  • Baby Time!
  • Baby For Jen!
  • Pregnant Jennifer Aniston?

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