How do you raise the made-up celebrity gossip bar if you've already made Kate Middleton pregnant a dozen times before she actually was, and then it turns out she is?
Claim Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant, of course! In Touch Weekly, everybody!
FINALLY! The two most anticipated celebrity babies have been conceived!
Only one of them has actually had an egg fertilized, of course. For Kate, who is feeling better but still hospitalized with morning sickness, pregnancy is no joke.