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How do you raise the made-up celebrity gossip bar if you've already made Kate Middleton pregnant a dozen times before she actually was, and then it turns out she is?

Claim Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant, of course! In Touch Weekly, everybody!

They're Both Pregnant!

FINALLY! The two most anticipated celebrity babies have been conceived!

Only one of them has actually had an egg fertilized, of course. For Kate, who is feeling better but still hospitalized with morning sickness, pregnancy is no joke.

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Oh, Star. How we love thee.

The celebrity gossip tabloid has, for approximately the 125th time, made Jennifer Aniston pregnant. And the 125th time, her rep has shot the story down.

Jen Aniston NOT Pregnant!

Despite how magical it would be if Jen and Justin Theroux were expecting a baby girl in May, it's "all a complete fabrication" according to the 43-year-old's rep.

Star "has done this and been wrong time and time again," her camp notes.

Definitely true. Not that they're anywhere close to alone in that regard.

Check out our gallery of BS Jennifer Aniston tabloid covers below!

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The engagement of Jennifer Aniston of Justin Theroux has celebrity news tabloids in a frenzy. A real Aniston story and an exciting one to boot!

Justin Theroux certainly knows the way to his lady's heart!

Just five days after Justin proposed on his 41st birthday, Life & Style allegedly has the EXCLUSIVE details about the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Wedding

Actually, they don't, since none of those details are actually available yet, but hey. Why let that stand in the way of an epic magazine cover.

The cover story does discuss Jen's ring: "It's a huge emerald-cut diamond," and a "rectangle with tapered diamond baguettes on the sides."

The source, an alleged Jen pal, says it's 8 carats and "It's beautiful."

We're sure it is. Tabloid speculation aside, it is beautiful that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged. She's been through a lot!

Speaking of which, L&S claims "rival bride" Angelina Jolie WILL steal Jen's thunder. You can take that quote to the Boulder of Salt bank!

Where, when, why and how Ange will do so remains to be seen, but should offer tabloids months, if not years of gossip fodder. Hallelujah.

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Did Jennifer Aniston recently shoot down a marriage proposal from Justin Theroux?

According to OK! Magazine, she did!!! So no, there's no way in hell that occurred.

The publication claims that her actor beau FINALLY proposed (they've been dating like 14 whole months now), but that he got nixed when he did.

What could this "engagement shocker" entail?

Aniston Proposal

Apparently there was also:

  • A fight over her ring.
  • A major blunder on his part.
  • Unexpected advice from Brad Pitt to Jen.

What could that entail? Since this story is, you know, fake ... our guess is that there was no ring, no proposal, no rejection, no shocker and no advice, and that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are just happy being a couple for now.

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What should be a euphoric time for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has become anything but ... according to a couple of clearly desperate tabloids, anyway.

Behind their public smiles - and despite the glow of Angelina's dazzling $500,000 ring - trouble is brewing, say anonymous sources quoted by OK! Magazine.

It seems that ever since Brad and Angelina got engaged, their forthcoming marriage is causing all sorts of chaos, leaving the couple constantly at odds.

  • Brad and Angelina Wedding BATTLE
  • Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie Tabloid Cover

Heck, mere mortal weddings can bring strife and panic. But when you're the World's Most Glamorous Couple, with six kids and serious baggage, well ... it's crazy.

"You'd think them finally getting engaged would have them high on love, but since the proposal, the shine has worn off," a close friend allegedly claims.

"Of course it's mainly come down to them having to agree on the details of the wedding, including the prenup, and there are loads of things they do not agree on."

Meanwhile, Life & Style is running with Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux planning a summer wedding in Crete, which may actually be sort of accurate.

Still, Jen and Justin aren't even engaged, at least not that we know of, and the idea that they're trying to upstage Brangelina is patently ridiculous.

Aniston has been happy with her new man for some time, and does everything in her power to avoid stunts like that. Still, makes for great tabloid covers.

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LOL. No.

In Touch Weekly isn't one to let facts get in the way of a good story, and Jennifer Aniston has definitely been dumped and lonely before, so there is historical precedent.

But the only walking out Justin Theroux did was likely from their apartment, to go on a date. Fear of commitment? He moved in with her like immediately. Yeesh.

Don't believe the misleading cover below:

Jennifer Aniston Dumped?

Not only are they still together, they appear happier than ever.

Right after Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux returned from 10 days together in Telluride, they got back to the business they love most: movies.

The Wanderlust costars, who have been romantically linked since May, were seen attending Monday's HBO screening of Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory.

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

Brad Pitt Pregnancy Shocker!

"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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OMGOMG. Jennifer Aniston is totally getting a ring. Gasp.

That sounds awesome, but is it really a sign of an engagement to Justin Theroux? Or just more carefully-worded editorial brilliance from the desk at In Touch?

We'd say there's a 99.99 percent chance it's the latter.

A Ring For Jen

The tabloids are having a field day lately, with Aniston in an actual, loving relationship and Pitt somehow running his mouth about her - non-flatteringly at that.

At this point, a report that Justin Theroux threatened Brad Pitt seems almost believable. So the idea of them getting engaged has taken on an air of inevitability.

Slow down, though. Moving in together and getting married are two different things (just look at Brad). And no matter how "unique" and "meaningful" this alleged ring is, there's absolutely no proof it came from Justin, or that it even exists.

Kind of a strange call by In Touch on this week's cover. Why not lead with your alleged worldwide exclusive that Jessica Simpson is pregnant? Makes no sense.

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Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is reportedly far from pleased with Brad Pitt and his recent comments about the actress. That much is probably true.

Threatening Brad over them, as In Touch reports? Probably not.

This one's all on Pitt, though. Had he not mused at length about how dull life with Jen was and how he only pretended to be happy in their marriage - context, schmontext, he said it - this would never be on a tabloid cover:

Justin Theroux Threatens Brad Pitt!

Is Angelina still fueling the fire? LOOK at her - of course (not)!

If you believe this celebrity gossip magazine, Justin called Brad a "wimp" and warned him he'd better shut his yap. Somehow we doubt there was any "showdown."

We don't doubt that Jen went ballistic when she read her ex-husband's quotes in Parade, or that her new man took exception. But the two camps being at war?

Not likely, given the lengths to which Aniston goes to NOT be dragged into stuff like this. Of course, it's more realistic than 90 percent of the stuff written about her ...

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