by Free Britney at . Comments

Jennifer Aniston's baby dreams have been shattered. Shattered.

Even by its nearly non-existent standards, the SHOCKING NEWS from In Touch Weekly in its new cover story is patently ridiculous, even a little offensive.

Jen's "happiness turns to heartbreak," the cover proclaims, with an arrow pointing to an alleged "baby bump" with the implication that she miscarried.

Jennifer Aniston's Baby Dream Shattered!

Yes, they've reached the point of making up miscarriages for her.

Now 45 years old, and still childless despite all her success in life, she tearfully admitted (according to this gossip rag) that "I'm never going to be a mom."

Throw in that sad-looking stock photo and BOOM. So powerful.

We don't even want to KNOW what happened during the "emotional moment she told Justin," who may or may not have been cheating with Liv Tyler.

BTW: Like the Jennifer Aniston pregnant chatter, that's B.S. too.

In case you were wondering how Jen's baby dreams worked out in the past, scroll through this impressive, totally accurate gallery of tabloid covers:

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Justin Theroux just dumped Jennifer Aniston on their wedding day, according to a hilarious celebrity gossip tabloid that really mailed this cover story in.

The only surprising thing is that the publication didn't seize upon the Beyonce-Jay Z divorce rumors instead, as those seem to be all the rage these days.

Instead, they went with another famously private couple about which much is written with zero evidence. Or ex-couple, if you were to buy this nonsense:

Dumped on Her Wedding Day!

When it comes to gossip sources, and the celebs they focus on, Life & Style and Jennifer Aniston make a long-running, very inaccurate pairing.

Allegedly, they were as "fight tore them apart - hours before the ceremony in Mexico.” Of course, there was no ceremony in Mexico. Minor detail.

The magazine previously reported that Aniston and Theroux would marry in Cabo San Lucas this month, so at least they followed their own false narrative.

Conveniently, the fake wedding never took place. What are the odds?!?

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

In the wake of Justin Theroux calling off their wedding, Jennifer Aniston says she will raise this baby alone, according to the new issue of In Touch.

I'll Raise This Baby Alone

This bombshell claim, while alarming, might be more convincing if ...

  1. He had actually called off the wedding
  2. There were an actual baby inside her

Seriously, they can't even get a pregnant-looking photo of her?

The celebrity gossip magazine is really mailing this one in. A photo of Justin on his motorcycle captioned "runaway groom" does not make him one.

Nor is that moving truck necessarily doing work for them, and if it were, there could be 10 explanations beyond the duo splitting up. Classic In Touch.

Other great moments in Jennifer Aniston pregnant coverage:

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Jennifer Aniston thought she'd found the one in Justin Theroux.

HOW WRONG SHE WAS, according to the new Life & Style!

Man, celebrity gossip tabloids can be hilarious sometimes. The couple has not been photographed together in awhile, it's true. But from simple fact, we get this:

Jennifer Aniston: Life Without Justin!

"My Life Without Justin" implies that Jen opened up to L&S.

Clearly that didn't happen, and in addition to that misleading headline, they turn the fact that it's been 82 days (!) without a joint photo into an international crisis.

Despite her efforts to change for him, the duo's fairy tale romance is collapsing, we're told. Stick a fork in Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. They're DONE.

Oh wait, no they're not. Even the magazine concedes that after some time apart (for work, mind you), the engaged lovebirds have reunited for the holidays.

But will they make it to 2014?!??! Stay tuned. Stay. Tuned.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant and alone so many times at this point, it's almost like her job. Woman is just prolific and getting knocked up and abandoned.

The latest report to that effect has her being left by fiance Justin Theroux, who supposedly "stormed off to NYC" without her. Kind of a drag right there.

The report alleges that Justin has called off the duo's wedding while he goes to the East Coast for work reasons, while Jennifer stays back in Los Angeles.

Heartbroken, naturally ... and WITH CHILD.

Gossip is gossip, but it's amazing how this same story can be rehashed literally dozens of times, over a matter of years, and that anyone even reads OK!

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Jennifer Aniston's longtime publicist immediately put a celebrity gossip tabloid on blast for the latest of many reports that his famous client is expecting.

After months of analyzing seemingly swollen bellies and mysteriously draped dresses, Us Weekly proclaims on its new cover: "Jen's big secret: pregnant!"

Stephen Huvane, in response, said: "Jennifer is NOT pregnant."

Jennifer Aniston's Pregnant (Not)

"The whole story is a complete fabrication," Huvane continues.

"All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe."

"None of this ever happened," he reiterates to the N.Y. Post.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? No. Not a chance.

But hey, why let that stop you if you're In Touch and you want a break from Kim Kardasian or Kate Middleton coverage? Exactly. Just go with it people.

The celebrity gossip magazine claims that after YEARS of failed relationships, her baby dreams will FINALLY be realized ... next year. Maybe.

A Baby For Jen

According to this obviously reliable source, Jen has begun IVF treatments, and if all goes as planned, she’ll be pregnant by her 45th birthday February 11.

IF she's not already. IN TOUCH WILL NOT RULE THAT OUT!

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Is the lovely Jennifer Aniston pregnant and/or alone these days?

No, but why let that stop you if you're a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Pregnant, Alone

Having recently proclaimed that she and Justin Theroux were “finally married," and having impregnated her many times before, OK! is back at it this week.

Just one week after Theroux had supposedly “crushed” Aniston’s dreams for a “winter getaway” wedding, too. Who knew there was also a baby involved!

If it involves Jennifer Aniston's misery, it's A-OK with OK!

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

OK! Magazine and its ilk are incorrigible.

Having run out of things to talk about since Justin Theroux and Justin Theroux got engaged, the celebrity gossip source now claims in its new issue:

They already got married in secret!

Jennifer Aniston OK! Magazine Cover

According to OK! sources (anonymous ones of course), Jennifer and Justin were united in "a small commitment ‘ceremony’ together over Christmas.”

Sure they were.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

How do you raise the made-up celebrity gossip bar if you've already made Kate Middleton pregnant a dozen times before she actually was, and then it turns out she is?

Claim Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant, of course! In Touch Weekly, everybody!

They're Both Pregnant!

FINALLY! The two most anticipated celebrity babies have been conceived!

Only one of them has actually had an egg fertilized, of course. For Kate, who is feeling better but still hospitalized with morning sickness, pregnancy is no joke.

Continue Reading...

Jennifer Aniston Biography

Half Naked Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is beloved throughout Hollywood. She's had a tough personal life, but is still beautiful and a solid actress. More »
Full Name
Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston
×