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In the wake of Justin Theroux calling off their wedding, Jennifer Aniston says she will raise this baby alone, according to the new issue of In Touch.

I'll Raise This Baby Alone

This bombshell claim, while alarming, might be more convincing if ...

  1. He had actually called off the wedding
  2. There were an actual baby inside her

Seriously, they can't even get a pregnant-looking photo of her?

The celebrity gossip magazine is really mailing this one in. A photo of Justin on his motorcycle captioned "runaway groom" does not make him one.

Nor is that moving truck necessarily doing work for them, and if it were, there could be 10 explanations beyond the duo splitting up. Classic In Touch.

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Jennifer Aniston thought she'd found the one in Justin Theroux.

HOW WRONG SHE WAS, according to the new Life & Style!

Man, celebrity gossip tabloids can be hilarious sometimes. The couple has not been photographed together in awhile, it's true. But from simple fact, we get this:

Jennifer Aniston: Life Without Justin!

"My Life Without Justin" implies that Jen opened up to L&S.

Clearly that didn't happen, and in addition to that misleading headline, they turn the fact that it's been 82 days (!) without a joint photo into an international crisis.

Despite her efforts to change for him, the duo's fairy tale romance is collapsing, we're told. Stick a fork in Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. They're DONE.

Oh wait, no they're not. Even the magazine concedes that after some time apart (for work, mind you), the engaged lovebirds have reunited for the holidays.

But will they make it to 2014?!??! Stay tuned. Stay. Tuned.

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Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant and alone so many times at this point, it's almost like her job. Woman is just prolific and getting knocked up and abandoned.

The latest report to that effect has her being left by fiance Justin Theroux, who supposedly "stormed off to NYC" without her. Kind of a drag right there.

The report alleges that Justin has called off the duo's wedding while he goes to the East Coast for work reasons, while Jennifer stays back in Los Angeles.

Heartbroken, naturally ... and WITH CHILD.

Gossip is gossip, but it's amazing how this same story can be rehashed literally dozens of times, over a matter of years, and that anyone even reads OK!

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Jennifer Aniston's longtime publicist immediately put a celebrity gossip tabloid on blast for the latest of many reports that his famous client is expecting.

After months of analyzing seemingly swollen bellies and mysteriously draped dresses, Us Weekly proclaims on its new cover: "Jen's big secret: pregnant!"

Stephen Huvane, in response, said: "Jennifer is NOT pregnant."

Jennifer Aniston's Pregnant (Not)

"The whole story is a complete fabrication," Huvane continues.

"All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe."

"None of this ever happened," he reiterates to the N.Y. Post.

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Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? No. Not a chance.

But hey, why let that stop you if you're In Touch and you want a break from Kim Kardasian or Kate Middleton coverage? Exactly. Just go with it people.

The celebrity gossip magazine claims that after YEARS of failed relationships, her baby dreams will FINALLY be realized ... next year. Maybe.

A Baby For Jen

According to this obviously reliable source, Jen has begun IVF treatments, and if all goes as planned, she’ll be pregnant by her 45th birthday February 11.

IF she's not already. IN TOUCH WILL NOT RULE THAT OUT!

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Is the lovely Jennifer Aniston pregnant and/or alone these days?

No, but why let that stop you if you're a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Pregnant, Alone

Having recently proclaimed that she and Justin Theroux were “finally married," and having impregnated her many times before, OK! is back at it this week.

Just one week after Theroux had supposedly “crushed” Aniston’s dreams for a “winter getaway” wedding, too. Who knew there was also a baby involved!

If it involves Jennifer Aniston's misery, it's A-OK with OK!

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OK! Magazine and its ilk are incorrigible.

Having run out of things to talk about since Justin Theroux and Justin Theroux got engaged, the celebrity gossip source now claims in its new issue:

They already got married in secret!

Jennifer Aniston OK! Magazine Cover

According to OK! sources (anonymous ones of course), Jennifer and Justin were united in "a small commitment ‘ceremony’ together over Christmas.”

Sure they were.

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How do you raise the made-up celebrity gossip bar if you've already made Kate Middleton pregnant a dozen times before she actually was, and then it turns out she is?

Claim Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant, of course! In Touch Weekly, everybody!

They're Both Pregnant!

FINALLY! The two most anticipated celebrity babies have been conceived!

Only one of them has actually had an egg fertilized, of course. For Kate, who is feeling better but still hospitalized with morning sickness, pregnancy is no joke.

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Oh, Star. How we love thee.

The celebrity gossip tabloid has, for approximately the 125th time, made Jennifer Aniston pregnant. And the 125th time, her rep has shot the story down.

Jen Aniston NOT Pregnant!

Despite how magical it would be if Jen and Justin Theroux were expecting a baby girl in May, it's "all a complete fabrication" according to the 43-year-old's rep.

Star "has done this and been wrong time and time again," her camp notes.

Definitely true. Not that they're anywhere close to alone in that regard.

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The engagement of Jennifer Aniston of Justin Theroux has celebrity news tabloids in a frenzy. A real Aniston story and an exciting one to boot!

Justin Theroux certainly knows the way to his lady's heart!

Just five days after Justin proposed on his 41st birthday, Life & Style allegedly has the EXCLUSIVE details about the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Wedding

Actually, they don't, since none of those details are actually available yet, but hey. Why let that stand in the way of an epic magazine cover.

The cover story does discuss Jen's ring: "It's a huge emerald-cut diamond," and a "rectangle with tapered diamond baguettes on the sides."

The source, an alleged Jen pal, says it's 8 carats and "It's beautiful."

We're sure it is. Tabloid speculation aside, it is beautiful that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged. She's been through a lot!

Speaking of which, L&S claims "rival bride" Angelina Jolie WILL steal Jen's thunder. You can take that quote to the Boulder of Salt bank!

Where, when, why and how Ange will do so remains to be seen, but should offer tabloids months, if not years of gossip fodder. Hallelujah.