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Jennifer Aniston fans everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief ... or of disappointment, depending on how you look at it. But she's not actually bald, people.

The movie star did not shave her head, despite a convincing picture floating around social media sites this week that'd lead you to believe otherwise.

Seriously. That is one strangely, hilariously believable farce:

Jennifer Aniston Bald

The photo above, which sprang from a now-deleted Facebook page, was doctored to make it look at if Jen had a close shave this holiday season.

The Facebook post also came with a story - that Aniston shaved her enviable, signature locks in solidarity with a sick family member for Christmas.

While that makes Jennifer sound like a swell woman, and it's something we can easily envision America's Sweetheart doing ... she didn't. At all.

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Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, for real!

Okay, she's really not. At all. But in this viral video ad for Smartwater, the celebrity gossip mainstay spoofs the constant speculation about that particular topic.

The star, who recently got engaged to Justin Theroux (seriously, that actually happened), can be seen sporting a HUGE baby bump in "stolen" security footage.

In the clip, introduced by Ryan Seacrest as if it were an actual breaking story, she also has an alien son, calls herself Rachel, crashes her car and more. Watch:

You may recall that the actress, who has endorsed the product for several years, starred in a similar viral ad last year entitled "Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape."

Like the baby bump, there wasn't one.

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In articles-that-are-somehow-real-and-not-from-the-Onion news, a man who owed over $32,000 in child support was recently lured out of hiding.

With the promise of a role in a new Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy.

After getting a call from the film's "producers," Joshua Garlathy didn’t think twice about leaving his Hawaii hideout and heading back to Allentown, Pa.

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There, his ex-girlfriend had spent 19 YEARS trying to get Garlathy to pay the money he owes to support their kid to no avail ... until an idea struck.

The “producer” was actually bounty hunter Scott Bernstein, and Banished in Brooklyn - in which Garlathy would play “a small part as a guitar-strumming bad guy by the name of Dirty Nick” - is not a real movie, though it sounds right up Jen's alley.

Hope Dog Chapman is taking notes.

Amazingly, this is not the first plot of its kind. In Alabama, Operation Iron Snare rounded up deadbeat parents with Alabama-Auburn football tickets.

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

Brad Pitt Pregnancy Shocker!

"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

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Okay, so this is not really a Jennifer Aniston sex tape.

Among the many techniques utilized to get people to watch the actress in her new online ad for Smartwater was to erroneously promote it as one, however.

Courtesy of "three lovely Internet boys," who opt to name this "Jennifer Aniston sex tape" in homes of getting hits, Jen gets a crash course in viral videos.

The Smartwater ad is a giant in-joke homage to YouTube sensations from Keenan Cahill to dancing babies to guys getting kicked in the sack. Watch below ...

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Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week.

Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold!

According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on!

Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday.

And they did just that at the Hope For Haiti Now Telethon, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was away in NYC!

The drama! Angie had already been in a jealous rage over Jen and Brad. Just imagine when she stops in to pick up some groceries later and learns that ...

Jen and Brad Back On!

TOGETHER AGAIN: That 15-second Haiti telethon run-in was something! Nice line through the pics, guys. Too bad they didn't pose together for this made-up story.

The magazine's in-depth reporting goes on to describe Brad and Jen's "emotional reunion" and state that the actress is ready for a future with her ex-husband.

But why trust OK! alone? Three other celebrity gossip weeklies got in on the same action this week, declaring a messy end to the couple known as Brangelina:

  • Jen Split 'Em Up
  • I'll Take You Back!

BRAD'S MISERY: Jennifer Aniston broke up Brangelina, according to myriad fake sources. In other news, Spencer Pratt created a monster named "Franken-Heidi."

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Wow. Either Star didn't feel the Tiger Woods drama was that big a deal, or this Jennifer Aniston gossip was just too good not to make its lead story.

Despite the biggest sex scandal in a long time - and possibly the biggest in the history of sports - actually happening, Star went a different route.

Kevin and Jayden James Federline

Well, a different route from other celeb gossip tabloids.

It's not exactly a story that hasn't been told before ... almost every single week by Star and its ilk. OMG! The lonely girl is finally having a baby:

It's a baby at last for Jennifer Aniston! Note: No it's not.

According to this ridiculous cover, Jennifer Aniston is, at long last, having a baby. Brad Pitt apparently "helped" in this endeavor. Whatever that means.

Leaf through the pages and you can read all about their "secret arrangement," though. Not sure how secret it can be, considering they reunite every week.

Perhaps because it doesn't explicitly say that Brad got Jennifer Aniston pregnant (for once), Brad's helping by donating one of his 29 kids to his ex-wife.

How "he convinced Angie" we can't say. But rest assured, Star can. Their novelists have been working on this one for a good couple of months now.

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