Jennifer Aniston's longtime publicist immediately put a celebrity gossip tabloid on blast for the latest of many reports that his famous client is expecting.
After months of analyzing seemingly swollen bellies and mysteriously draped dresses, Us Weekly proclaims on its new cover: "Jen's big secret: pregnant!"
Stephen Huvane, in response, said: "Jennifer is NOT pregnant."
"The whole story is a complete fabrication," Huvane continues.
"All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe."
"None of this ever happened," he reiterates to the N.Y. Post.