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America's Sweetheart Jennifer Aniston is (gasp) having a baby at last.

Seriously, Jennifer's lifelong dream has been a long time coming.

By our count, this will be her 23rd kid. But they're all special.

Jennifer Aniston: A Baby at LAST!
Jennifer Aniston is having a baby at last! OMG! It's finally happening!!!!

She must be getting up there in age, though, 'cause celebrity gossip tabloid Life & Style has tweaked its approach to the tried and true "baby for Jen" angle.

Instead of some hunk getting the forever childless Jennifer Aniston pregnant, she's now - wait ... just wait for it - going to be adopting a child!

By herself, it appears, even though she's been engaged for awhile!

If you believe the cover above, Justin Theroux had nothing to do with this. The secret adoption papers were filled out with no input from her fiance.

Wonder how he'd feel about that if this were possibly true.

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It's been a brutally rough week for Jennifer Aniston.

Or so the tabloids would lead you you believe, with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt married now and Aniston still childless at age 45. Gotta be so hard on Jen.

Or not. As she pointed out in an interview, too often child-free women are met with quite a bit of unsolicited commentary on their personal life choices.

No celebrity knows this truth like Jennifer Aniston.

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Don't worry, Jennifer Aniston. Following this spread in GQ, you'll be receiving non-stop calls from men around the world.

She told Gloria Steinem earlier this year that "Being a woman, your value and worth is associated with your marital status or whether or not you've procreated."

Asked about this by Carson Daly earlier this week, she expounded on the idea, saying: "I don't have this sort of checklist of things that have to be done."

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Jennifer Aniston's baby dreams have been shattered. Shattered.

Even by its nearly non-existent standards, the SHOCKING NEWS from In Touch Weekly in its new cover story is patently ridiculous, even a little offensive.

Jen's "happiness turns to heartbreak," the cover proclaims, with an arrow pointing to an alleged "baby bump" with the implication that she miscarried.

Jennifer Aniston's Baby Dream Shattered!

Yes, they've reached the point of making up miscarriages for her.

Now 45 years old, and still childless despite all her success in life, she tearfully admitted (according to this gossip rag) that "I'm never going to be a mom."

Throw in that sad-looking stock photo and BOOM. So powerful.

We don't even want to KNOW what happened during the "emotional moment she told Justin," who may or may not have been cheating with Liv Tyler.

BTW: Like the Jennifer Aniston pregnant chatter, that's B.S. too.

In case you were wondering how Jen's baby dreams worked out in the past, scroll through this impressive, totally accurate gallery of tabloid covers:

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Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant and alone so many times at this point, it's almost like her job. Woman is just prolific and getting knocked up and abandoned.

The latest report to that effect has her being left by fiance Justin Theroux, who supposedly "stormed off to NYC" without her. Kind of a drag right there.

The report alleges that Justin has called off the duo's wedding while he goes to the East Coast for work reasons, while Jennifer stays back in Los Angeles.

Heartbroken, naturally ... and WITH CHILD.

Gossip is gossip, but it's amazing how this same story can be rehashed literally dozens of times, over a matter of years, and that anyone even reads OK!

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Jennifer Aniston's longtime publicist immediately put a celebrity gossip tabloid on blast for the latest of many reports that his famous client is expecting.

After months of analyzing seemingly swollen bellies and mysteriously draped dresses, Us Weekly proclaims on its new cover: "Jen's big secret: pregnant!"

Stephen Huvane, in response, said: "Jennifer is NOT pregnant."

Jennifer Aniston's Pregnant (Not)

"The whole story is a complete fabrication," Huvane continues.

"All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe."

"None of this ever happened," he reiterates to the N.Y. Post.

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Jennifer Aniston's latest film has not been well-received by critics, as evidenced by early We're The Millers reviews, but that's not the criticism she's concerned with.

She's really sick of all the baby questions and pressure to start a family!

Theroux and Aniston

Perhaps because she plays a stripper posing as a married mother of two, or just because she's Jennifer Aniston, her family plans have become a hot topic.

The beautiful actress has often been asked 24/7 about when she plans to have a baby of her own with Justin Theroux, her fiance since last summer.

Aniston admits she gets frustrated when journalists go there.

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Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? No. Not a chance.

But hey, why let that stop you if you're In Touch and you want a break from Kim Kardasian or Kate Middleton coverage? Exactly. Just go with it people.

The celebrity gossip magazine claims that after YEARS of failed relationships, her baby dreams will FINALLY be realized ... next year. Maybe.

A Baby For Jen

According to this obviously reliable source, Jen has begun IVF treatments, and if all goes as planned, she’ll be pregnant by her 45th birthday February 11.

IF she's not already. IN TOUCH WILL NOT RULE THAT OUT!

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

Brad Pitt Pregnancy Shocker!

"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

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The press is relentless in its quest to make Jennifer Aniston pregnant.

The actress and Justin Theroux are making waves with their whirlwind romance, but for some reason, people are obsessed with this woman having a baby.

It makes no sense. Why would she rush into it when she just started dating this guy, and why it matter anyway? We have no idea, but clearly it does.

Case in point: The latest round of Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors, spawning from this picture of her showing a possible "baby bump" on Monday night:

Jennifer Aniston Baby Bump?

Wow. Look at that "bump." That is totally a baby inside her.

"Could that be a baby bump on the 42-year-old? She says she's not in a rush to have kids with boyfriend Justin Theroux, but maybe it's time!" Hollywood Life suggests.

Brilliant sleuthing, Hollywood Life.

In the case of Jessica Simpson, there's very good reason to believe she is actually with child. But with Aniston, if she did anything beyond eating a healthy diet so she does not look like an anorexic waif, we'd be surprised.

Nice dress BTW Jen.

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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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