Jennifer Aniston

A century from now, there will likely be a supermarket tabloid headline that claims Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got back together in heaven.

Such is the ridiculousness that has become of this never-ending rumor, one that magazines still profit over because customers continue to gobble up all Brangelina and Bennifer talk.

In the latest issue of InStyle, Aniston says she's aware of the headlines (she's having Pitt's baby!!!), she wishes they didn't exist, but she understands why the editors continue to approve them.

"It's constant," the star says. "It's a story headline that won't go away, but it's a money thing - [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality."

Among other topics touched on by Aniston during the interview:

The occupation she'd want if she were not an actress: “I’d love to be a dermatologist. I’d be so obsessive about it. I’m fascinated by skin, products, and lasers. I go on the Internet and read all about it. I call it ‘laser porn.’”

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Jennifer Aniston is reportedly cutting back on her acting schedule amid the latest round of rumors that - you guessed it - the 42-year-old is pregnant.

The actress, who is dating Justin Theroux, has decided not to take on any more movies for the foreseeable future, according to the UK's Daily Mail.

She is still doing promotional work for her new comedy Wanderlust - she and Justin met on set - but Jen told her agent she wants a break afterward.

HMM.

"She wants to focus on herself and hopefully becoming a mother," says a source to the British paper, succinctly, with no evidence to support that whatsoever.

Of course, there is also an alleged professional reason: "She is thinking of launching her own fashion line which would allow her to spend more time at home."

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux recently went on vacation to Colorado, where they reportedly spent every night in together. You know what THAT means.

It means if nothing else, tabloids will have a field day, given that Brad Pitt just got Angelina Jolie pregnant with #7 recently ... according to nonsense sources.

AH, good times. Nice to see Brangelina and Anistoux powering the gossip rumor mill early and often to ensure 2012 is off to a rousing, absurd start.

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LOL. No.

In Touch Weekly isn't one to let facts get in the way of a good story, and Jennifer Aniston has definitely been dumped and lonely before, so there is historical precedent.

But the only walking out Justin Theroux did was likely from their apartment, to go on a date. Fear of commitment? He moved in with her like immediately. Yeesh.

Don't believe the misleading cover below:

Not only are they still together, they appear happier than ever.

Right after Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux returned from 10 days together in Telluride, they got back to the business they love most: movies.

The Wanderlust costars, who have been romantically linked since May, were seen attending Monday's HBO screening of Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory.

Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

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Some might say she isn't even the hottest woman to have shared a bed with Brad Pitt, but Men's Health readers disagree:

According to a new poll from that magazine, Jennifer Aniston is the Hottest Woman of All-Time. A questionable choice? Maybe? But have you seen the following photo?1?

"Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny," the publication explains. "Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable... And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real."

Rounding out the poll's top five: Raquel Welch, Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears and Madonna. Angelina Jolie came in at number-10.

Ogle our Jennifer Aniston photo gallery and decide:

Is this the hottest woman of all-time?

We almost feel bad for OK! Magazine. The same day as Us reveals Scott Disick got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again, they try to fake marry her off. FAIL!

Also getting fake hitched before 2012? Jennifer Aniston!

According to the celeb gossip magazine's new cover story, Jen has weathered her share of romantic disappointments after a devastating divorce from Brad Pitt.

Whoop dee crap. Tell us something we don't know. Friends of the actress agree that Justin is a keeper, the real deal, etc. So naturally, a wedding is imminent!

How do we know that America's favorite Lonely Girl is soon to be Mrs. Theroux?

As the pair settles into their new penthouse in NYC's Greenwich Village, "you can tell by the gleam in Jen's eye, the uncharacteristic PDA and Justin's unfailing tenderness."

Well, we don't know about you, but we're certainly convinced after hearing that scoop. Soon, according to sources, the couple will head south of the border to elope.

Doubtful. But we don't expect the relationship to go south. The seem happy.

With her turn in Horrible Bosses earlier this year, Jennifer Aniston likely made a lot of people reevaluate the American sweetheart/mediocre romantic comedy persona she's cultivated (or been burdened by) over the years.

Wanderlust further helps her break that mold in hilarious fashion.

Jen and Paul Rudd play a couple who exit the city and take refuge in the country within a community that is ... shall we say, socially liberal. Watch the trailer:

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Their new community/commune home is filled with people who embrace a free-spirited mentality when it comes to jobs, relationships, clothes ... you name it.

Produced by Judd Apatow, Wanderlust is also notable as the film where Jen met Justin Theroux, who co-stars in the film and is now her live-in boyfriend.

It comes out February 24.

Jennifer Aniston is riding high these days, with a successful movie career, a great new guy in Justin Theroux, and the hottest celebrity body over age 40.

Might that hot body soon be occupied by a baby, though? No.

The actress shot down rumors she and boyfriend Justin Theroux are engaged and/or expecting a child together during a press conference to promote Five.

"Rumor Number One: I am not planning to get married any time soon," the 42-year-old said during a break from questions about the Lifetime project.

Anniroux: Happy, and living together, but neither married nor engaged.

"I've been married once, and I don't know if I'll get married again. But I can tell you that as of this very moment, I have no plan to get married. Got that?"

As for her alleged weight gain in recent months? "Rumor Number Two: No, we're not pregnant. It's just I quit smoking, so I've gained a couple of pounds."

Makes perfect sense. Not that it will mean fewer "Jennifer Aniston pregnant!" headlines from OK, In Touch, Star, and Life & Style, but makes perfect sense.

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Finally, an excuse to mention Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston in the same article that doesn't involve his perplexing comments about their marriage sucking.

The former spouses are together again...  at the top of a newly released survey conducted by Fitness magazine. News flash: They have some HOT bodies.

THE hottest among stars over 40, even. That would be a hard point to argue. Aniston absolutely kills it on every red carpet, and Brad Pitt? He's Brad Pitt.

Whose body is the finest, though? It may seem like comparing apples and oranges, but we feel you're up to it. Vote in THG's celebrity body survey below:

The press is relentless in its quest to make Jennifer Aniston pregnant.

The actress and Justin Theroux are making waves with their whirlwind romance, but for some reason, people are obsessed with this woman having a baby.

It makes no sense. Why would she rush into it when she just started dating this guy, and why it matter anyway? We have no idea, but clearly it does.

Case in point: The latest round of Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors, spawning from this picture of her showing a possible "baby bump" on Monday night:

Wow. Look at that "bump." That is totally a baby inside her.

"Could that be a baby bump on the 42-year-old? She says she's not in a rush to have kids with boyfriend Justin Theroux, but maybe it's time!" Hollywood Life suggests.

Brilliant sleuthing, Hollywood Life.

In the case of Jessica Simpson, there's very good reason to believe she is actually with child. But with Aniston, if she did anything beyond eating a healthy diet so she does not look like an anorexic waif, we'd be surprised.

Nice dress BTW Jen.

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