Jennifer Aniston

Are they or aren't they? No, we're not talking about whether or not Jessica Simpson's boobs are real.

Instead, the question at stake is whether or not Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are actually engaged. As an anxious public awaits word on the validity of these nuptials, one man is not pleased about the announcement â€" and we're not talking about Brad Pitt.

Stephen Huvane, Aniston's PR dude, is mad at the Today show for spreading what he says is a totally false rumor; and he's seeking revenge by pulling his other A-listers from the show indefinitely.

Among Huvane's clients are Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore, and Kirsten Dunst. According to Page Six, they're now being sent to Today competitor, Good Morning America, as punishment for announcing the couple's engagement last Wednesday.

"The timing couldn't be worse," says an insider cited by the New York Post. "September is when the ratings war traditionally heats up, and Huvane's clients have some big movies coming out."

Us Weekly, however, stands by its story. And The Gossip stands by its poll.

Based on the votes of you, our loyal fan base, Vinnifer is the most likely famous couple to get married in the near future. Take that, MerDer!

It's on the cover of Us Weekly; therefore, it's official:

Vince Vaughn has proposed to his girlfriend of one year, Jennifer Aniston.

"They're engaged!" a friend of the couple's tells Us, adding, "Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal."

That wuss. What would Wedding Crashers alter ego, Jeremy Grey, say about that? That motor boatin son of a bitch ...

The magazine goes into detail about just how Vaughn popped the question. On June 27, the couple returned home on a private Gulfstream jet to L.A. after a romantic, nine-day vacation at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis' $25 million coastal retreat near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Naturally.

The actor then took Boyz II Men's advice and got down on bended knee. He asked for Aniston's hand in marriage ... while pulling out a substantial diamond ring.

"He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn't sure if she would accept," says a source. "But he knew he was leaving town [to film Into the Wild in South Dakota] for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed."

Now? The woman who lost her man AND her role to Angelina Jolie has a second chance at love. Or third, if you count Ross Geller.

Come on. This is just mean.

While it's not official yet - but that's why we're called The Hollywood GOSSIP - the following announcement should soon be made:

• Angelina Jolie will star in a film produced at the same company Brad Pitt created with his former flame, Jennifer Aniston. Moreover, this is a role initially considered as a potential Oscar nominee for Aniston.

Ouch.

According to reports, negotiations are ongoing for Jolie to take a part if "A Mighty Heart," the biopic about slain Wall Street Journal Middle East correspondent Daniel Pearl. It was penned by his widow, Marianne Pearl.

At least Aniston has some heart-warming news in which she can find comfort. Her and Vince Vaughn are officially engaged, meaning the Vinnifer/Brangelina steel cage match can only be a year or so away.

Move over, Angelina Jolie. People may wish to kiss you - all over! - but a recent poll conducted by the British magazine, Eve, ranks a former Sex and the City star above you as the most beautiful woman in the world.

That's right, after spending years searching for her prince, Charlotte (aka Kristin Davis) could have her pick of the globe right now. She ranked first in the aforementioned survey, ahead of such jaw-droppers as Jolie, Halle Berry and Charlize Theron!

The Gossip could not uncover just what the Brits were smoking at the time of the poll, but all the women in the top ten are over 30 years old. Sorry, Lindsay and Jessica. Check out the results:

1. Kristin Davis
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Halle Berry
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Charlize Theron
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Kate Winslet
8. Eva Longoria
9. Jennifer Aniston
10. Angelina Jolie

Look, UK, we understand you drive on the wrong side of the road. But does that mean you must have the wrong taste in ladies, as well? No offense, Kristin. Call us.

But times change. Us Weekly reports that Vinifer is, indeed, now hearing wedding bells. During a recent week-long Mexican vacation, the couple couldn't keep quiet anymore: "We're getting married," Jen told a friend.

The big news capped off a calm, romantic trip.

"They didn't leave the resort too often," says an employee. "She was a very quiet guest."

And, now, a very happy one. To celebrate their last night in Mexico, Aniston and Vaughn ordered appetizers from a local Mi Casa restaurant and "seemed in love," says a Cabo San Lucas hotel employee.

That always helps when you're getting married. Courteney Cox, meanwhile, sees a bright future for the pair.

"They have fun, I'll say that much," she says in the August issue of Marie Claire. "They spend a lot of time laughing."

Got that?!? Now leave America's sweetheart alone! That's the basic message Aniston has for snooping reporters.

The basis for this latest controversy? The 9.5 carat, canary diamon ring she was recently spotted wearing. Immediately, the gossip mill turned in full swing.

Was Vinnifer finally tying the knot? Was this a response to Brad and Angelina's baby? Oh, and how did Jennifer feel about that birth?

Enough, people. A publicist for the former Friends star said:"Jennifer is past the point of responding to any of these ludicrous rumours."

With the exception of that response, of course.

Sorry, Brangelina, you can't hog all the headlines this week. As her ex-husband was busy playing father, Jennifer Aniston took her new love, Vince Vaugh, to Australia. Together, the duo spent a lovely day visiting the Sydney Aquarium before seeing the Down Under premiere of their hit, The Break Up.

A rep for the aquariaum told PEOPLE's Australian sister magazine, Who, that the pair arrived around 11:30 a.m. for a tour of the Great Barrier Reef exhibit. Both stars fed the sharks and looked genuinely happy in one another's company.

The guide who escorted the couple found them to be "very friendly and chatty and interested in learning about the fish," said the source. "They weren't outwardly affectionate, but you could tell they were close to one another."

In other words, this was the opposite of any Linday Lohan/Jessica Simpson outing.

From the aquarium, Vinnifer headed to Café Sydney, overlooking the city's harbor, where they shared a seafood platter for lunch; then it was a rest at their hotel before hitting the red carpet ��" separately, and so far apart they couldn't be photographed together.

Asked by a reporter about the movie's love lessons, Aniston replied, "Oh, what have I learned about relationships? You know, you learn nothing more from this movie than I think we learn from our real relationships. Which is communicate better, be as honest as you can be, and just try to do better."

The inquiries then got more personal as the former Friends star was asked whether she would consider moving to Chicago, where the movie was filmed (and, incredibly enough, where she and Vaughn are rumored to be house-hunting). Her response:

"I would consider moving to Chicago, yeah. It's a great city." Her favorite thing about it? "The food."

And a certain, strapping co-star.