Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant! (In Her Dreams, According to OK!)
Just when you think OK! Magazine can't lower the bar any further, the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid establishes a new standard of hilarity.
According to this fine publication, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! What great news!
Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone!
In doing the media rounds for her new movie Love Happens, Jennifer Aniston has said she still believes in love and that she will one day find "The One."
That hasn't stopped celebrity gossip publications from tripping over one another to report that she's a lonely, pathetic, desperate middle-aged hag, though.
John Mayer "Spending Time" with Jennifer Aniston?
You know you're a player when you're romantically linked to Scheana Marie, Kristin Cavallari, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston in the span of a few months and are probably nailing none of the above. But it's believable!
According to Life & Style, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been up to their old tricks again and are "spending a lot of quality time together."
Jennifer Aniston Calls BS on Jennifer Aniston Gossip
Jennifer Aniston just cannot catch a break with all the bogus celeb gossip stories about her being pathetic and miserable that are printed these days.
Not can she catch a break in love. Girl is just so lonely!
Jennifer Aniston Offers More Dating Insight
Getting relationship advice from Jennifer Aniston is kind of like taking a cooking class from Mischa Barton. But Jen has opened up about love again.
Thus, we must drop everything and transcribe her sage remarks.
Jennifer Aniston Still Believes in Love, Offers Obvious Relationship Advice
Jennifer Aniston is featured in the upcoming issue of Australia's Harper's Bazaar and lucky for us, the lonely, miserable wretch actress talks about love!
"I'm still a romantic. I still believe in love," the 40-year-old says when asked by the publication if her sad relationship history has made her cynical.
How Does Jennifer Aniston Stay So Thin?
Given that it's Life & Style featuring her on the cover, we expected to read that Jennifer Aniston's "diet secrets" to involve some combination of the following:
Surprisingly, the celebrity gossip magazine says that Jen keeps her amazing figure simply by "incorporating fitness and food" into her life in moderation.
Jennifer Aniston: Miserable, But Hot as Elle
She may be lonely, pathetic and miserable (at least according to certain celebrity gossip tabloids who must have a personal vendetta against her), but Jennifer Aniston sure looks gorgeous in the new September issue of Elle magazine.
Honestly, why should we feel sorry for her again?
Breaking News: Jennifer Aniston Dates Famous Guys
Jennifer Aniston has been seen holding hands with Gerard Butler lately.
This could be seen as a nice thing, especially for someone as pathetic and hurt as certain tabloids want us to believe the 40-year-old actress is. But no. In the new Us Weekly, "friends" say Aniston only pursues guys who can keep her profile high.
Jennifer Aniston: Hurt, Pathetic, Screwed Over, Etc.
Poor Jennifer Aniston is feeling "rejected" and "upset" after Bradley Cooper "ditched her" for Renee Zellweger, according to the new issue of Us Weekly.
No word on whether Jen and Brad were even together, or if Ed Swiderski and Jon Gosselin could not be reached for better cover stories at Us this week.