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Poor Jennifer Aniston is feeling "rejected" and "upset" after Bradley Cooper "ditched her" for Renee Zellweger, according to the new issue of Us Weekly.

No word on whether Jen and Brad were even together, or if Ed Swiderski and Jon Gosselin could not be reached for better cover stories at Us this week.

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"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something. She honestly feels screwed over," a pal says of Aniston, who dined in NYC on June 18 with her He's Just Not That Into You costar - a few weeks before he began dating Zellweger.

Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," says the pal.

But pals of Renee Zellweger, currently starring in My One and Only, detail why Cooper fell for the "no drama" actress instead of pathetic, clingy Jen.

"She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She's really happy and doesn't need anyone to feel complete," says one.

Adds another Renee friend: "She'll show up wearing a sexy dress and Louboutins, but will still order a beer and rattle off the dirty jokes."

WHY HE CHOSE RENEE: Because it was a slow news week.

Despite Bradley Cooper dissing her hard, friends say Jennifer Aniston is determined to show she can bounce back. She always summons the strength to find a way.

"She had a major crush on him and let him know. He didn't reciprocate. She is fine," a friend says. "She's used to being single, and she's used to rejection."

Remind us to cry her a river based on these heartbreaking made-up quotes.

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Maybe you've heard. Jennifer Aniston is so unlucky in love! The poor thing! Single at the ancient age of 40, will totally never meet and date another decent guy.

Get real.

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We're not sure if it's celeb news publications' obsessing over this oversimplified point, or Aniston playing into the caricature, or a little of both. But somehow, despite dating numerous hot guys, she became the poster child for pathetic loneliness.

People break up all the time, including celebrities who have been married before. Stars who are married right now will also get divorced. She is not alone.

Just because she was dumped for Angelina Jolie four years ago doesn't mean people have to feel sorry for Aniston indefinitely. Let the woman move on!

Judging by Jennifer Aniston photos like this, courtesy of her new spread in Elle magazine, she shouldn't have a problem landing a good man eventually...

She's known as much for her traumatic romantic past as for her acting. But if this is the picture of loneliness, Jennifer Aniston is doing something right.

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Elle Magazine recently became the latest in a long line of publications to put out a Jennifer Aniston sob story. Oh no, she's 40 and single. Cry for her!

Poor, lonely Jen. Seriously, does anyone think that celebrities in relationships right now won't get divorced, or that she truly can't find love after 40?

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Overplayed as this angle is, Jennifer Aniston doesn't seem too bothered by it, although she says she is aware of what's whispered behind her back.

"I'm not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room," the actress, tells the September issue of the fashion magazine. "It's fine. I can take it."

"If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it," says the actress, who was recently linked to Bradley Cooper following splits with Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and John Mayer.

"I can make fun of myself. And I'll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up," Aniston adds. "And I'm fully supportive of anybody who is in a place that's not their strongest [but] is ready to push forward."

Jennifer Aniston says that she has always used humor to get her through tough situations. Her folks made each other laugh "like nobody's business," she says.

"I put a lot of value in that at a very young age."

But that hasn't always easy.

Her father, soap opera star John (who has been a cast member on Days of Our Lives from 1985-present), left her mom, Nancy, when she was just nine.

Says the actress, "My dad walking out and not seeing him for a year and not knowing where he was ... Trying to understand, 'Where did that person go?'"

It explains so much. Only not at all.

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It is what many people consider a match made in heaven.

Jennifer Aniston met with Bradley Cooper for a Washington D.C. rendezvous as a follow-up to their oh-so-romantic "just friends" New York City dinner in June.

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Only they didn't.

It seems overzealous celebrity gossip fans are just dying to see these two couple up - even flat-out making up reports that Aniston and Cooper are together.

"It didn't happen, they were not there together," says a rep for Bradley Cooper, throwing cold water on the D.C. hookup reports that have circulated online.

"Bradley was there on a stop-over from his USO tour."

No, it's not.

Cooper, who provides some of The Hangover quotes we like most, isn't the only one busy denying a budding romance with Jennifer Aniston in recent weeks.

Her costar in The Bounty, Gerard Butler, recently blasted such rumors, calling them "just annoying." Maybe so, but don't expect them to stop anytime soon!

Do you think Jen and Bradley would make a good couple?

 

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That's the latest word on this rumored romance.

And it comes to us from The Hangover star himself.

Although they had a romantic dinner at Il Cantorini in New York City earlier this month, Bradley Cooper insists he and Jennifer Aniston are, yes, “just friends.”

“She’s a friend of mine,” Bradley said.

“Simply, simply, just a friend. She’s someone who is super, super known. If someone says hello to her, it’s given that he’s fallen in love with her. So, no. No."

"She’s a very, interesting woman, but she’s simply a friend,” he said, according to E!

Well, that officially clears up the rumor-filled relationship status of Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston in no uncertain terms ... or does it!?

We appreciate the attempt to stay under the radar, especially in the early stages of the relationship if they are dating, but we're not buying it!

Thoughts? Are they dating and trying to play it cool, or are they really just friends? And do Bradley and Jen make a good couple?

 

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Romantic buzz continues to build around Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper.

Days after sharing a romantic dinner together at Il Cantinori restaurant in NYC, Star reports that Jen's gushing to pals that she's just so into The Hangover star!

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"Jen is really excited," an insider says. "She feels a connection to Bradley."

That was clear during their June 18 dinner date, according to reports.

Throughout the three-hour meal, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper shared food and wine, laughed at one another's jokes and acted like two kids falling in love.

Cooperston continues to generate celebrity gossip buzz.

"I went over to say hi to them, and I noticed they were holding hands under the table because they let go to shake my hand," an eyewitness reported.

While the idea of putting the moves on Jen could be overwhelming for some potential suitors - after all, her romantic history is so legendary that even she makes fun of it - Bradley Cooper could turn out to be the right man for the job.

"Bradley knows that Jen comes with baggage," says a source, who may or may not be a real person. "But he's not denying he has feelings for her."

What do you think? Do Jen and Bradley make a good couple?

 

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Is Jennifer Aniston ready to begin a new chapter of her rocky love life?

Several weeks after she and Bradley Cooper flirted at a party for her movie Management, the pair enjoyed a cozy late-night dinner together at the romantic Italian restaurant Il Cantinori in Manhattan on Thursday, People reports.

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"It was a date," says a source close to the actress. "She is taking it slow. She is obviously looking for love, but is not about to rush into anything."

When the two met up earlier this spring, pals of both dismissed romance rumors. "I am single," said Cooper,  who fans remember from Wedding Crashers and more recently as one of the dudes behind hilarious The Hangover quotes.

He did say he finds rumors linking him to Jennifer Aniston "flattering."

Are Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston coupling up?

Bradley Cooper added that he's looking "for humor, great personality, intelligence, inner and outer beauty" in a woman. Oh, and the one must? "She has to like my dogs [Samson and Charlotte]. My dogs and I come in  package."

That shouldn't be a problem for Jen, a canine lover with two dogs of her own, Norman and Dolly. The actress spent most of the spring shooting the romantic comedy The Baster in New York, while getting past her split with some douchebag.

Thoughts? Do Jen and Brad ... ley make a cute couple?

 

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Seriously, Star ought to start publishing itself as fan fiction.

According to the venerable celebrity gossip tabloid, whose writers really need a raise, after making secret plans for a 1 a.m. rendezvous, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston got together at a New York City hotel and spent two hours - alone!

In a "blockbuster exclusive" - which is pretty easy to snag when you make up the story - Star reveals, thanks to a tell-all interview with the driver who brought Jen to the Gramercy Park Hotel, that the ex-couple went to great lengths not to be seen.

This explains why there were no photos of Jen and Brad together ... just a cover featuring two separate photos made to look like they were together.

Hilarious Jen and Brad Cover

"It was well planned so no one would see them," says the anonymous driver, who claims that the pair spent more than two hours alone together in the back of the Gramercy's nearly deserted 18th floor Private Roof Club and Garden.

"They were really careful not to be spotted."

This isn't the first time Brad has engaged in a made-up rendezvous concocted by Star Magazine that ended with him getting to see Jennifer Aniston nude.

They were not even remotely shuttled around New York City in a black SUV on April 23, sipping Starbucks and chatting in separate cities with other people.

Knowing how Angelina Jolie reacted when she first caught Brad talking to Jen on the phone recently, insiders say she's not going to be happy about this.

Well, she probably be wouldn't if it were true anyway.

"When Angelina finds out about this reunion, she'll go ballistic," says a fictitious source, assessing the situation with great expertise and wisdom.

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There's a new celebrity war raging. Well, a celebrity news war.

Us Weekly has launched an offensive against InTouch Weekly, using two full pages of their new issue to rip their rivals' bogus Brangelina gossip over the years.

Us reproduced 21 InTouch covers dating back to 2005, then shreds the fake stories one by one, killing its celebrity gossip counterpart over their articles.

Some of which are pretty great. At least three wedding reports and five accounts of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting up, with some inventive Jennifer Aniston stories tossed in for good measure, made it into the collage of lies.

InTouch fired back: "We are flattered that our competition pays so much attention to InTouch that they were willing to devote a 2-page spread to us."

Mmm. They've got a point there, but come on, look at these headlines. After you've blatantly lied 17 times, doesn't the 18th fail to carry the same weight?

All we know is somewhere, Star Magazine is celebrating for not being called out.

Click to enlarge the hilarious photo montage below ...

Fake Brangelina News Covers

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John Mayer being a Grade A premium douchebag would seem to be reason enough for him to get dumped by goddess Jennifer Aniston, but the UK edition of Star is claiming there was a more specific reason for the couple's recent breakup.

In its new issue, the magazine claims Jen was riled by John’s near-constant updating of his Twitter page when he also claimed he was too busy to call her.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like: ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ So she called him and ended it,” a source says.

Like everything in Star, we assume this is not at all true - especially after the first reports of the couple's breakup suggested that he dumped her. However, this is a great thing to make up if you're going to. At least their writers are improving.

You know John Mayer would totally be that guy, too, Twatting random thoughts no one cares about while neglecting his real-life relationships. At least post some half-naked pics of your girl bending over like Ashton Kutcher, John.

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I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

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You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

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