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There's a new celebrity war raging. Well, a celebrity news war.

Us Weekly has launched an offensive against InTouch Weekly, using two full pages of their new issue to rip their rivals' bogus Brangelina gossip over the years.

Us reproduced 21 InTouch covers dating back to 2005, then shreds the fake stories one by one, killing its celebrity gossip counterpart over their articles.

Some of which are pretty great. At least three wedding reports and five accounts of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting up, with some inventive Jennifer Aniston stories tossed in for good measure, made it into the collage of lies.

InTouch fired back: "We are flattered that our competition pays so much attention to InTouch that they were willing to devote a 2-page spread to us."

Mmm. They've got a point there, but come on, look at these headlines. After you've blatantly lied 17 times, doesn't the 18th fail to carry the same weight?

All we know is somewhere, Star Magazine is celebrating for not being called out.

Click to enlarge the hilarious photo montage below ...

Fake Brangelina News Covers
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John Mayer being a Grade A premium douchebag would seem to be reason enough for him to get dumped by goddess Jennifer Aniston, but the UK edition of Star is claiming there was a more specific reason for the couple's recent breakup.

In its new issue, the magazine claims Jen was riled by John’s near-constant updating of his Twitter page when he also claimed he was too busy to call her.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like: ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ So she called him and ended it,” a source says.

Like everything in Star, we assume this is not at all true - especially after the first reports of the couple's breakup suggested that he dumped her. However, this is a great thing to make up if you're going to. At least their writers are improving.

You know John Mayer would totally be that guy, too, Twatting random thoughts no one cares about while neglecting his real-life relationships. At least post some half-naked pics of your girl bending over like Ashton Kutcher, John.

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They wowed Hollywood with a high-profile Oscar date.

It turned out to be one of their last.

Posing arm-in-arm for photographs in what was their official coming out as a couple after a year of dating each other off and on, Jennifer Aniston and the douchebag she brought as a date were the talk of the Academy Awards.

Then Aniston headed to Europe to promote Marley & Me and John Mayer stayed in L.A. to work on his lame music. Just days after Aniston returned, they ended it.

"They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other," a source tells People. "Jen is moving on with her life like always. She seems happy."

A second source says Mayer broke up with Aniston after she returned from Europe. Either way, it's not the first time Aniston, 40, and Mayer, 31, have split.

In August of 2007, Mayer held an impromptu press conference outside his gym in New York, explaining to celeb gossip media: "I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

Lately the couple seemed happy, though in a recent interview, Jennifer Aniston said she didn't believe any relationship was perfect or was meant to last a lifetime.

"Whoever said that every relationship has to last forever?" she was quoted as saying in the U.K.'s Mail on Sunday's You magazine. "That's hoping for too much."

Oh well. We're sure the d-bag will nail some other iconic Hollywood babe soon enough. Click to enlarge some recent pics of John and Jen, together and apart:

  • Mayer Busts One
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  • Maniston at Oscar After Party
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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Jennifer Aniston, posing for a 2009 calendar in which she doesn't wear a bra in the shower? HOT!

There's no debating the beauty of this actress in most settings, especially when she lets the water run down her body and over her breasts and... sorry, where were we?

Right. We can all agree that Aniston is an attractive individual - but is she more attractive based on what style she wears her hair?

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  • Jennifer Aniston Hair

You tell us!

Which hairstyle do you prefer on Jennifer Aniston?

 

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Two classic beauties, Rachel Getting Married star Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Aniston, dazzled at the Academy Awards in similar cream-colored gowns.

Which of the two actresses do you think dressed the best? Tell us in the informal poll below (and don't judge Jen's fashion by the douchebag date) ...

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

Who looked better at the Oscars?

 

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Someone must have watched He's Just Not That Into You this weekend!

Grey's Anatomy star Chyler Leigh, who already has two children with husband Nathan West, is currently expecting her third - and has an interesting name picked out when their little girl arrives in May, she recently told The Insider.

"We're going with Aniston," the 26-year-old actress said.

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Chyler Leigh says she is going to name her daughter Aniston. Big Friends fan? Looking to combine Anne and Madison? Just trying to be different? [Photos: Splash News]

Who knows what the Grey's Anatomy star thinking or even if she's serious. But in the grand scheme of celebrity baby names, well, it's no Bronx Mowgli.

The bar has been set pretty low. So low it will be hard for anyone to sneak under.

She and West are proud parents of son Noah, 5, and daughter Taelyn, 2. Their youngest will definitely have good genes - even if she can't sponge off of Jennifer Aniston!

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Jennifer Aniston is a talented, beautiful actress. Seriously, have you seen her nude GQ cover?!?

But sometimes the star has to shut the heck up.

A Kiss For Jen

During a promotional appearance on The Early Show for her new romantic comedy, He's Just Not That Into You, it was hard to wonder if Aniston wasn't taking a shot at a certain famous ex, some dude named Brad Pitt.

Here are a few excerpts from the interview, during which Aniston was asked about her personal and professional life:

On the perfect date: "Well-thought out, simple...just being able to go to a great restaurant, great conversation and a walk on a beach if there is one to be walked on!"
On ex-boyfriends: "I've had people say, 'Honey, I think he's gay.' [My reaction is], 'What! But we get along so well."
On professional future: "I am interested in directing. I directed a short feature a couple of years ago with Glamour. I just really enjoyed the process. The editing was one of my favorite parts of it."

There's no way Jennifer Aniston was implying that Brad Pitt is gay... right?

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A trio of beautiful actresses walked the red carpet for last night's world premiere of the upcoming romantic comedy, He’s Just Not That Into You.

The event was held at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, as stars Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Connolly posed for photos and waved to fans.

Take a look at all three stars below:

Who looks best on the red carpet?

 

Click on the photos above, and below, for larger images of each actress at the event:

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In good times and in boredom, in 5150 psychiatric holds and in health, the celebrity gossip media's love affair with Britney Spears continued throughout 2008.

The pop star ranks No. 1 for the year in USA Today's Celebrity Heat Index, which measures exposure in various print and online entertainment news outlets.

Wow What a Dick

Britney Spears, who was No. 1 in 2007, took the top spot 11 weeks this year, the most of any celebrity. She first appeared at No. 1 in early January, as she experienced two stints in Los Angeles area hospitals after displaying erratic behavior.

Eleven months later, she topped the list yet again as her new album, Circus, soared to #1 on the charts. No word on whether she's really dating Sandip Soparrkar, but regardless, for celeb news publications, it's all Britney, all the time!

Following Britney Spears: Angelina Jolie, No. 2, who celebrated the birth of twins in July with partner Brad Pitt, No. 4, and his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, No. 3.

Although Jolie, Aniston and Pitt all ranked after Spears individually, collective coverage of Pitt and his lovers past and present topped the charts for 14 weeks.

Among the Top 10: Jamie Lynn Spears and Tom Cruise made the upper tier, but Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith dropped out - the latter most likely for good.

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Wanna see Jennifer Aniston nude, fellas?

Just give the actress alcohol.

The Marley & Me star appeared on The View earlier this week and said she was "bombed" during her naked cover shoot for GQ. She also claimed the beautiful picture in question was "photoshopped."

Come on, Jen. Own your nudity.

Here are clips of the actress talking about her birthday suit...

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